NORTH KOREA PRODUCE VISUAL OF MISSILE DESTROYING WHITE HOUSE

BYE BYE BURGER

You were our greatest ally

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did they use clips from independence day?

>terrifying
>implying I wasn't laughing through the whole thing

If they nuked DC they'd be doing us a favor.

Oh shit they have filmmakers now, Burgerland is doomed

Webm please

His captive crowd must eat it all up
Any sign of disbelief and they would be sent for correction.
I bet they're crying out inside.

they are so transparent and impotent.
Living their fantasies vicariously through 90s tier CGI with missiles just magically appearing above the white house. It would be sad if it wasn't so cute.

>Oh shit they have filmmakers now, Burgerland is doomed

SHUT IT DOWN!

Yeah I'm not seeing a downside of DC not existing anymore

Coming from a baguette, this is rich. You guys saw that video threatening US and you probably already surrendered didn't you?

>Frenchie compliments us
>You insult him
This is why everyone hates us.

It's The Capitol, not The White House, Fromage.

Link plox.

Soooooooo...

Is this going to be a meme war?

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I bet it's just the independence day footage.

b-b-but they have no means to deliver it so far

their largest missiles, that never got tested live, could reach seattle and LA, not much further east

There nukes can barely hit California

North Korea all bark, no bite.

>All these stolen clips that aren't even North Korean
ayy lmao, epic filters too. It appears the top film makers in the North have finally reached Snapchat-level filters.

Thanks

o shit im realy scared for my life o shit north korea was right they WILL kill us all o fuc

>NK produces cgi film of destruction
>US does the same but with on-location practical effects
lel

I'm always really scared of a military who's main propaganda is ps2 looking cgi. It's terrifying.

I wish this was a real anime.

not that i give a shit about DC it's a stankhole but one,

don't fuck your country up even more kim.

and two,

get your boys well fed before you start shit, otherwise westies can use food and water to warp the opinions of your countrymen.

your best bet would be to provoke them in, in their "savior" role and adopt razed earth so that our logics are strained while your people carry out gorilla attacks on the supply line.

of course this is all assuming that you can keep our air power from raping you.
Best thing to do at this point is try to make a deal to get the west off your ass, but a deal that lets you keep nuclear capability.

I don't want you using them kim, but I know what will happen if the threat of using them isn't there.

why would americans blow up white house?

DC and Yew York and most of your problems would be solved.

once trump does nothing about this, as the rest of his failed promises, i can't wait to see how the nk propaganda of twenty years from now looks. should be pretty funny. i bet kim thinks this shit is hilarious.

Who else here is hoping NK destroys the degenerate West and leads us to a future of glorious nationalist socialism?

We had better special effects back in the 90's.
Live with that, Norks.

>hating over 350 million people because of one guy, possibly even a canadian on a vpn, said a sentences

didnt care about those retards anyway then. nuke em all

No. I'm a burger. I like eating food.

stop right there criminal scum

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>make a bunch of noise and bullshit
>whole world goes "oh noes da norks"
>make more and more noise
>eventually reach an agreement where you shut the fuck up for a bunch of gibs
>set aside half the gibs for next years' noisemaking
>repeat until your nephew kills you and takes charge and does the same thing

this is literally an annual thing and yet people still freak out over it

Idiot.

Wow, they shelled out for Hans Zimmer to compose the music for that one. Nice.

>implying NK has any chance to eat when Amerifats have banned all trade to NK

Thanks fatfuck.

Retard.

that's an understatement. a bit of forced starvation would be good for this country.

The California question still must be answered

This

there is a solution. some might call it a final solution.

Underrated

not all of new york, just new york city.
and don't hit staten or long island please.

rest of the city can fucking go to hell.

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Wow I thought the explosion at the end was real, scared me for a sec

wow im so scared wow

Remember when china stole footage from Top Gun
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lol
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get rekt burgerland

Hurry up, Kim

thankfully our news organisations aren't political. they would never push government propaganda.

In all honesty though, do you think that North Korea would put out a better fight than Islamic Middle East?

I mean, both countries have problems with starvation and poverty
ME has a good understanding of American military tactics and technology but their constant infighting and lack of order greatly reduces their morale and makes their chain of command extremely prone to decapitation. Israel's 3-day war was proof of how awful their sense of duty is

On the otherhand: North Korea is extremely isolated and their people have no idea idea of how far technology and war has gotten. However, their lifelong brainwashing has given them a crazed sense of fanaticism over their leader. They have all been bred and prepared to kill anyone who does not speak their language. But the biggest threat is the fact that all their life, they believe that authority is absolute and must never be questioned hence, there is no doubting that their chain of command would prove very difficult to break.
Not to mention they have nukes and missiles

F

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Superior training and superior weaponry have, when taken together, a geometric effect on overall military strength. Well-trained, well-equipped troops can stand up to many more times their lesser brethren than linear arithmetic would seem to indicate.

Military strength aside, because it's essentially irrelevant when faced with the US, Islamic ideology is much stronger than Juche. If you cut off the head of the north korean snake, it probably all comes crumbling down. If you cut off the head of one of the countless islamic snakes, two more pop out.

I figure the whole NK regime could be wiped out in a week long blitzkrieg, but you'll never be able to forcibly eradicate islamic extremism from the middle east, they are so decentralized.

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sounds like space documentaries

But when you live in best country, you give best to fight best
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WHAT IF North Korea can use US MISSILES against the USA?!?!?!

Islamic Jihad turned Shia and Sunni fighting each other for centuries. Isis, Al Queda, and other factions did not help.
North Korea on the other is still following the orders of their dead leader and is the only country to do so

Are missile systems still us 10 inch floppy disks from the 1960s.

It will be 2050 before North Korea has that tech.

*Our not Are... Fuck is wrong with me?

Sounds like montage music from the end of a Gundam OVA from the late 80s or something.

It's excellent.

north korean art is patrician tier.
it's their governing body that's shit.

tfw you accidentally write over the master disk, then nuclear war starts, your c/o comes in and discovers granny nannies 5: watersports in italy instead of the launch codes

Even though the islamic extremist world is rife with infighting, they're still individually fanatical and they don't need constant control to be kept in check. If one gets eliminated, he's probably a martyr and another one steps up. That's the very big difference here.

North Korea is built on a very elite ruling class receiving bribes and keeping the corruption going from the top-down. It's a system that is only sustainable as long as the pyramid is intact and the bribes keep flowing. If you eliminate the top brass, it's gone. How long do you think the innocent peasants are gonna fight without their dear leader?

I hope they do it and blow their degenerate asses up.

What if the top leaders hide Kim's death to command the peasants themselves?
Or, what if they martyr Kim and bring out the news that he died protecting everyone and it is everyone's duty to fight in his name?

They are a military government so I guess they are not a stranger to the loss of a leader. ME on the other are just really angry militias

Yeah Drumpfys have no problem with it because their daddy drumpf is never at the white house and never does any work.

If NK want to bomb Qumpf they should drop nukes on golf courses.

Implying China won't just lend NK the missile that destroys D.C

Then China will undoubtedly nuke Pyongyang to cover

The entire country is a false flag

>cant actually hit them
>so just make a video instead

Remember the other day when they're missile blew up on the launch pad?
Even if their launches are successful, they dont have anything capable of reaching the US, let alone piercing its missile defence systems

>When ISIS can edit a better video than best Korea