You know what would a real great way to make some good ROI?
United Airlines announced they will pay passengers $10,000 for giving up their seat voluntarily on an overbooked flight.
>invest $100 booking a flight last minute possible
>purposefully get overbooked
>On the day of the flight, volunteer your seat for the overbooked flight
?????
>$9,900 Profit
Rinse and repeat while traveling all over the country trolling United Airlines
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What makes you so sure you're the only one coming up with that 'cunning' plan? Who says they'll pick you anyway, probably someone else and you'd miss your one in 20 thousand chance. Gee, what a great plan
>paying up to $10,000
>up to
What did they mean by this?
It's not $10k; it's up to $10k.
>invest $100 booking a flight last minute possible
>fight with 10 other fucks just like you who want the payout
>10 people all leave the plane before takeoff because they don't actually want to go to the destination
gg no refunds
One in 20,000? How big do you think these places are?
$400 and a free bear hug
"According to EU documents, the statistical chance of all passengers with a valid ticket checking in on time is less than 1 in 10,000 at best."
That's why you get your Sup Forumsros to be overbooked flight shills to collectively demand not to settle for less than $10,000.
Then afterwards split the cash. It's an ez return on investment of a flight ticket. If you did this once a week, you could do this for a living, even if you split the cash 4-6 ways.
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They probably will do it as a sort of auction - slowly rising price until people start accepting
Exactly.
Which is what they should have done in the first place.
Someone will volunteer long before they reach $10k.
>Palestine
how
most people aren't farming this and actually have places to be.
How many regular people have time to be inconvenienced like that? millenials always arrive the day of a convention whenever they fly out.
how what?
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You have a problem in your model:
The offer of $10,000 for giving up a seat will be accepted by many. And the 'winner' will be random selection.
So, just thought I would point that out to you newfag.
Most planes can seat hundreds.
You only need a couple volunteers.
Most people have to work more than a week to earn $1k.
So a couple hours or perhaps one day delay for $1k will sound very attractive to most people, let alone thousands of dollars.
>multiple people volunteer for the $10,000 check
>you're not picked
>stuck on a $100 flight to some place you don't give a shit about.
>posting a link to an image....on an image board.
Get ready for those arrows bud.
>he thinks a flight is 100$
lmaoing all of your lives
I was using OP's example you fucking dunce.
>one off
op is still retarded
Might be 100 round trip all said and done though.
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>not using 4chanX
plebs, you hurt me
You think they'll give that to you in cash? No, they'll give you (((vouchers))) to use on your next flight.