Ja Rule and some other people set up a concert in the Bahamas using pictures from Sandals Resorts and tricked a bunch of trust fund babies into spending 5k-20k on tickets for a weekend long concert. They arrive and hardly anything is set up, they are literally housed in fema tents, they can't leave and people are freaking out. Unconfirmed reports of robberies, fights, fires, and armed guards.
help us ja . . . seriously I have no idea who that nigger is. why the fuck does "the" music industry even exist when you have the sum of human musical output available online?
Wyatt Baker
honestly tonight's events have given me some sincere chuckles, antifa didnt show up and neitheri did Ja
Brandon Hall
Rifleman reported firing on festival goers. Pic is current suspect
Brody Thomas
Haven't you realised yet that this subreddit is filled with people posting fake stuff?
> if you play with Fyre > you're gonna get culturally enriched
Dominic Flores
This. I may have missed out on DashCon but damn this is just as entertaining. They at least have electricity there right? Something has to be powering the spotty wifi.
James Fisher
nah, some good tips from the last thread though:
>Do not bring anything valuable and be armed at all times. >Keep watch on your pockets at all times when around others. >Someone bumps into you, turn around, follow, and check pockets. If your shits still there turn back around and carry on.
Nolan Jones
how original, kys
Cameron Long
>when you fall for your own samoan cave painting enthusiast board's trolling
Jacob Morris
> ANTIFA muslim extremist Sam Haid
John Anderson
Someone post the airport that looks like it could be within walking distance to Jonestown.
Adrian Kelly
That was the joke you dumb favela monkey.
Kevin Morales
Dumb rich faggots with no taste get what they deserve for trusting a rapper with anything Hopefully this redpills all of them
David Ward
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Absolutely perfect
Jack Flores
Ancap paradise right here
Julian Young
>They at least have electricity there right? Something has to be powering the spotty wifi. there is electricity somewhere, but possibly armed guards have moved a lot of people away from the main area.
Hudson Scott
kek, I own that cat carrier. Overpriced but breddy gud desu
Christian Rivera
Don't worry, female cops are on the way
Easton Scott
fuck it im going to sleep. i hope theres a body count by morning.
Ian Powell
people who think its funny
Connor Mitchell
Do u haev good kitty?
Dylan Russell
Somebody tweet this to Mistermetokur! I'd love to see him do a video on this Fyre Fest. It's a fucking goldmine. Armed guards are likely fake news. Sup Forums is heavily trolling their sub right now.
Kevin James
>libertarians will say don't punish the people that planned this festival
>spending 5k-20k According to Billboard Magazine some spent up to a quarter of a million for the highest level of vip. At what point do they say fuck filing a lawsuit and just have ja rule killed?
Josiah Moore
Faggot, this is the funniest shit on Sup Forums in the past 3 months between all the Trump-posting and Russia bullshit. Suck a dick.
Austin Kelly
Nigs gonna Jew. I hope Ja Rule stays in the Bahamas and escapes prosecution.
Fuck those gullible millenial normalfags. See:I couldn't do the whole story justice. It's that fucking great.
Chase Davis
That stance. I'm more jelly she gets to use that gun than anything.
Jason Harris
You're not very good at this humor thing
Chase Edwards
Ja "I'm finishing what Hitler started" Rule
Dominic Morris
>Yfw Ja Rule enslaves the millennials, forces them into his militia, and uses them to conquer a small collection of islands, creating the Nation of Ja
Zachary Wilson
>quarter of a million
James Jackson
Nonetheless false advertisement should be fucking illegal.
Lincoln Brooks
Tropico: KANGZ Edition
Wyatt Walker
lol sweaty cholos tossing their loius vitton bags out of a shipping crate
John Campbell
>the Jahamas
Josiah Gutierrez
except he's trying to finish the white race
Jackson Ramirez
>9111
>9/11/01
Jordan Adams
Burn the coal pay the toll
Andrew Young
>Look at the subreddit because it was giving actual information from angry people for a bit >The_donald cucks get wind of it and start filling it with memes and shitposting with no quality
Good job ruining it guys.
Cooper Smith
Actually laughed thank you user
Isaiah Lewis
Ah, Popori, the only respectible race.
Isaiah Cox
>that stance >that ill-fitting body armor >that uncertain look on her face
Women were a mistake.
Eli Lopez
he doesn't have a twitter anymore brah.
Connor Davis
It's a win-win either way. Millenial faggots get scammed and redpilled and a nigger gets sued and faces jail time. Those are niggers, Leaf. There are lots of them in the Bahamas.
Andrew Sanchez
need bahamas travel ban NOW
Jack Taylor
and pirate american boats that wander too far into the caribean
Cooper Taylor
Is this how Hitler got the Jews into the concentration camps? By promising it would be glamping?
Jonathan Bennett
I tried making the same position with my right arm and I can't imagine how she thought that was proper form in any way, shit's uncomfortable
William Moore
I hope he catches wind of this either way because this deserves to be archived forever in internet history. Dashcon 2.0 in the making.
Brody Cook
>implying this doesn't muddle the waters and has buzzfeed publish fake news
Justin Gutierrez
Trips of Truth. Cat carrier confirmed for being nice, but expensive.
Daniel Green
So has anyone seen Ja Rule throughout any of this yet? Has he made a statement?
Evan Carter
>Barely, BARELY, have a quarter million saved up in assets after a decade of hard work >some dumb fuck stacy whores blow through it like toilet paper on some obvious as fuck scam just to get drunk and have sex with chad & niggers
I'm for capitalism and all, but sometimes, there's this little commie voice in the back of my head that gets louder and louder when stupid shit like this happens.
Michael Sanchez
>9111 Dave Chappelle talking about Ja Rule's thoughts on 9/11 in a Ja Rule thread.
Andrew Hughes
Yeah, the pool & theater was 3 star instead of 4.
David Carter
Didn't he post a tweet of them setting up a stage?
Thomas Moore
Caveat emptor
Alexander Walker
>Hello dear s1r my name is Kendoomoo Batistillewah III, I have been assigbed to the case of refundings for FYREFESTA by my good companion name Jarule. I see you are entitled to one refund of US$10000 for the cancellating of FYREFEST. I have been authorized to make sure you are happy & gift to you an extra US$10000 for your troubles totalling sum of US$20000. Will this be good for you to accept? I will also sending to you a special T shirt saying "I SURVIVED FYREFEST & ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TSHIRT". This shirt is valued at US$500 and is my personal gift to you. As you know politics here in bahamas is very busy & in order to expedite your refund I will be sending you a personal international money check in the sum of US$50000. I will need you to cash this money check & return to me the sum ofUS$30000. This is so my government will not taxing your money. All I will need is your full name, youre social number, mothers maiden name & bank routing number. This is needed to confirm only you can cashing the money check. Please print the attached form & writing down this infornation plus your signature, scan the form & return email it to me. I await your reply & happy day!
Joseph Hughes
>what are contracts a contract was made between the person who paid for a ticket and the establishment. if some part of the contract was not upheld, then yes there is a problem
Jaxson Mitchell
You fags already fucking ruined that for your search for ebin upboats and inability to be fucking subtle with "WE WUZ KANGS" names everywhere.
Chase Ross
Would you guys agree this is worse/funnier than Dashcon? Dashcon was a cringe fest but this is going to levels of hilarity we didn't consider possible. Is a bigger failure in pretty much every aspect too.
Explain.
Jose Brown
Ytpipol btfo
Lincoln Reed
The areas contained in red now belong to the nation of "The Jahamas". Trespassers will be shot on sight.
William Moore
>be rich spoiled millennial girl >into "scene" culture >see promotion of huge music festival in Bahamas >commercial uses typical Bahamas cuts like feeding the wild pigs and swimming over a sunken plane >promotion shows say's "Pablo Escobar" in it >find out it's put on by a no-name millennial and Ja Rule >immediately pay $4k for festival ticket without doing research >going to be staying in epic tent for mega-festival with snorkeling and wild pigs >festival arrives >board plane >bag of complimentary lays potato chips on seat >fly to Grand Exuma >waiting on runway reading Reddit posts by other partygoers >tents are FEMA tents and aren't setup >major headliners not paid and bail >pig island costs extra money on your own >Sunken plane is 500 miles away near a different island >nobody has drugs because you fucking flew there >Bahamas govt. grounds planes because they literally can't process the dumbfuck millennials >stuck on plane >contact US Embassy in Nassau >Huge international incident >US Navy forced to evacuate the millennial ecstasy loving "scene" kids >Ja Rule stays in Bahamas and is immune from prosecution under Bahamas law
Cooper Ward
What was dash con?
Gabriel Davis
i think the fact that they flew out to a shitty island to meet their eventual dissapointment puts it 2 points ahead of dashcon no matter what happens
Jayden Campbell
Suck my dick. I am going to make even more obvious troll names and make more obvious posts to trigger you.
Benjamin Nelson
Dont you understand that 'we' want them to know they've been trolled. It's like rubbing salt into an open wound. The need to know they are being laughed at.
Ryan Reyes
The reddit just got deleted. I was going through the older posts at the time. What the fuck is this event? It looked like a scam from the start.
David Murphy
You don't have to post this ten times
Daniel Lee
Not only this but the actual conditions there aren't bad. They had pictures of them drinking and partying. The people who didn't make it are the only fucked ones.
Josiah Rivera
dashcon was hilarious but this scenario has the added danger of some of them never coming home, either by getting killed, kidnapped and ransomed, or sold in sex slavery.
Benjamin Morales
>girls who lock their knees
Disgusting.
Nicholas Roberts
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm laughing for hours now
Look at what we will get for € 169,90 this year at nova rock
Cameron Cruz
see
Andrew Adams
> added danger You mean benefit
Caleb Ramirez
I did not even think JaRule had many fans left, specially rich kids willing to travel to the Bahamas, I can see this for one of the big rappers right now, like the Weekend or Future, but for Ja Rule? wtf
Nathan Flores
Quick rundown >Tumblr kids raise money for Tumblr-convention >Rent out big ass hotel >Mismanage money horribly >Convention is a bouncy house and ball pit >Tumblr kids pissed at being scammed, organizers offer them an extra hour in ball pit as recompense
Hunter Russell
ITT: we wait until post >123456789 or until ja rule shows up, whichever comes first
Ryder Jones
reddit is down for maintenance
shut it down!
Austin Fisher
>system of a down I heard they were making another album, is this true?
