Brit/pol/ - foreigners not allowed edition

>Armed British police arrest man with knives near May's office
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-idUKKBN17T23J
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4451870/Armed-police-seal-Parliament-Square.html

>PM May says Merkel talk of UK illusions shows how tough Brexit talks will be
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-may-idUKKBN17T2M5

>UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39738332

>'Marine A' Alexander Blackman to be freed from jail within hours
news.sky.com/story/marine-a-alexander-blackman-to-leave-jail-tomorrow-10853259

>FT: EU agency faces €400m London rent bill after post-Brexit move
archive.fo/VhnEQ

>Nicola Sturgeon admits she will use SNP votes in general election to press for indy ref 2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/nicola-sturgeon-admits-will-use-snp-votes-general-election-press/

>Labour most popular party among voters under 40, general election poll reveals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/labour-ahead-polls-among-voters-40/

>FT: Scottish nationalists clam up on independence
archive.fo/yL2hz

>FT: UK Election Countdown: beware of tactical errors
archive.fo/cgGUi

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you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/the-right-to-know-the-outcome-of-election-expense-fraud-allegations-regardless-of-election-rules
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first for mummy

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Can we have this fecking election already?


Labour being crushed is starting to get boring

Give those under 40`s hope for six weeks so that we can crush it out of them and have a good laugh later.

We've still got a whole month of tedious election coverage. Can't wait for it to be over.

tunnocks teacakes desu

Why the fuck did Nuttall have to be the one standing
he's too damned incompetent

>implying THA YOOF VOAT isn't going to come out in droves and elect a Labour majority to Parliament

I am filling in for tunnocks user

>Oh my goodness, only 0.3% GDP growth in Q1!!!
>let's forget that we only had 0.2% growth in Q1 of 2016 before brexit even happened
>let's forget that Q1 of every year is low because everyone is skint after Christmas
>it's LE BREXIT EFFECT

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He'll win the stupid vote.

What exactly is wrong with fascism lads?

Good job user!

It was either him or this cunt. UKIP is a joke now.

Dunno. I want a blackshirt uniform though.

As condescending as it sounds UKIP could legit carve themselves a niche as the mong party
I mean Labour is collapsing and that's where their vote normally goes

Nothing would surprise me about the result but they survey was seriously flawed so I expect a high young turn out will still lead to a Conservative win.

Puts it in the middle of exams period so most young people who didnt really care about politics anyway dont vote.
Mfw

The government structure is insanely bureaucratic and corrupt. It's like the Civil Service on steroids.

i dont understand why people think its weird that i want to shag t may, its no way near as bad as what passes for accepted sexuality these days

its not like women start going moldy when they hit 30 jfc

Poll stations are where?

youtu.be/UbJacmA_I7U

Marine A's defence lawyer Jonathan Goldberg QC slams the BBC as "bleeding heart liberals" as he comments on Alexander Blackman (Marine A) case.

Something for all you (((DA JOOZ))) morons to think about it.

I can think of plenty of other older women I would choose before her. What is it that makes you so horny?

Lad she's fucking 60. She probably doesn't even produce fluids anymore.

There won't be a high youth turnout. A vocal minority of student union types will flood social media with YOUNG PEOPLE VOTING LABOUR IN RECORD NUMBERS propaganda and then there'll be an 8 out of 10 cats countdown marathon on E4 or a New Look sale on polling day and it won't materialise

>jews are based just look at this guy saying publicity stuff about a case he made loads of money from

> foreigners not allowed

I have had sex with women above sixty. They are plenty wet enough.

Huh
Yeah
What did she die for

who?

I want you gov to make one of the charts where you can decide your own weighting. When I set it up properly for the Brexit vote it was pretty accurate. I think the gen X like me did not make much effort in voting but those Y`s are a little bit more motivated. Their iDevices will probably lead them like sheep to the booths.

How does one end up having sex with women above 60?

Did you volunteer these services or were you under duress?

RIP Joe Cocks

Defends a man caught on tape admitting his crime.
Gets the man's sentence reduced.
But you liked the guy so Jews are okay.

Seriously, I think that 'The Jews' are mostly in our pockets not the other way round, but you're logic seems very emotional.

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So I could donate the steam of my piss.

>Theresa, what's your favourite type of biscuit?
>that's an excellent question, but what the British public really want is a strong and stable Tory government to protect them from Corbyn's coalition of chaos

Why is modern politics so limp-wristed?

>kalergi muh joos white genocide look at this quote from one jew who died decades ago
lmaoing at ur life

Kebab shop not open for lunch today Mehmet?

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE JOKE OX
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I'm bored of listening to podcasts. What is there worth watching or listening to at this time of the day, that is actually on TV or the radio right now?

Sorry I couldn't be bothered to read any of that, I'm too busy enjoying my first world citizenship.

My age and they looked nice. In truth only twice with different women and both street pick ups. I am a degenerate and like the odd afternoon shag. They were both good shags.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'

I don't think that's normal wetness, lad.

>tfw someone just got 8 weeks in prison for telling Soubry that she should be "Joe Cox'd"

Were they Japanese? That would at least make it more interesting I suppose.

I would not mind even if it was salad dressing it worked. Same year I did sleep with a 21 year old so I am not that fussy.

i thought the civil service was fascist

>Nigel Farage gets daily life threats online and nothing happens

He doesn't push them because he's not a mong is the thing.

Yes, Japanese. Not so easy to pick up anything but Japanese living here. Should say those days are gone. I am too lazy and opportunities only happen if you are out and about looking.

Threadly Reminder

FUCK OFF

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fuck that i am voting tho i am not one of those student union sjw cucks
or maybe not corbyn is such a cunt and whould rater die than vote tory ukip is over we left the eu kind of) lib dems are snakes the greens lol who would vote for than lot of cry babies

Learn to fucking spell

Epic rebuttal

Salam aleykum ! I was 2 weeks in London, amazing muslim culture and mosques, cUcK is really into that multicultural stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=wxuur3TsJyc

THIS IS THE POWER OF THE TORY SURGE

>Labour figures are planning for a worst-case scenario in which they are left with only about 110 MPs in the Commons on June 9, according to party sources.

>Jeremy Corbyn’s party has commissioned a number of private polls and analyses, the most pessimistic of which hands the Conservatives a sweeping majority of about 200 and shows Labour losing more than 115 of its 229 constituencies, insiders said.

thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/labour-tries-to-shrug-off-poll-warning-of-a-landslide-m7h2gl3jw

>no capitalisation
>shit grammar
The state of you

he killed a terrorist fuck terrorists also the guy was dieing he showed mercy more than what i whould of done i whould of left the terrorist to die

>110 MPs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Remember to put the X inside all the boxes.

They probably don't phone him from their home phone though.

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>HURR, THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY SHOULD BE UNPRAGMATIC AND PURELY IDEOLOGICAL
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT POLITICIANS FREQUENTLY CHANGE POLICY TO KEEP THE POPULATION HAPPY
You expect UKIP, Labour, LibDems, SNP, or any other stupid party to be better in that scenario?
All political parties are the same. It's a gimmick to get votes, promising tons of shit, and then winning, and realizing that the shit you sold will hurt the country, so you do something else.

It's weird to think how much your looks affect your life in every way.
This guys policies are almost identical to Trudeau but he isnt universally loved by the retarded brainwashed youth simply because he's so fucking ugly.

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I told people on Sup Forums to go shoot Clinton on many occasions. No one came knocking on my door either.
SOMEONE GO STAB CORBYN FOR ME.

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SAY IT AGAIN

cos she's a fuckin freak m8 look at how she dresses and i can just tell she'd be a freak in bed

Tfw naff at drawing

But...but the polls have been wrong before

What's your main criticism about the Japanese, having lived there a while?

Wank it off. That is pure fantasy and fantasy never correlates to reality.

Not sure your response is that relevant to my post.

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You must be 18 or over to post on this site user

Are you a pikey?

Trudeau isn't even hot
t. homosex pro

There are fundamentally untrustworthy and treat friendship as a commodity.

I'm not saying he is.
I'm saying Farron is ugly as sin. If he was just plain average the young liberals would be drooling for his policies.

>we live in a country where "progressives" defend women's face veils

>29 Conservative MPs have been accused of committing fraud in the 2015 General Election. The Tories are using vacuous election rules to attempt to hush this up ahead of the June election for political gain - if just 17 of these 29 MPs were disbarred from standing then they would lose their current majority.
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/the-right-to-know-the-outcome-of-election-expense-fraud-allegations-regardless-of-election-rules

Farron looks pretty regular if you ask me, his wife is really punching above her/his weight.

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She is o.k. from behind.

He's alright. Just skinnyfat. Basically he needs to lift.

>we live in a world where UKIP have to defend their policy on the Burka by saying that even Belgium agrees with them

The so called progressives despise their country, its people and its history and they will team up with any other group in order to deface the culture, even if this other group has nothing in common with the progressives.

Funny, I got the same impression from dating one for just a short while. Wasn't sure how much of it was just her and how much was her culture.

And even that isn't enough.

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>Reminder that:
>Theresa May supported and voted REMAIN
>Jeremy Corbyn has long supported LEAVE and possibly voted that way too

The coming of June means the end of May

Would any of you lads have a go on Tulip?

He's fucking minging, lad.