/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "Perfect Couples Don't Exis-" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>WH Press Brief (bring your kids to work day) 4/27/17
youtu.be/3RCcrt56tO0
>Pres Trump signs EO on VA accountability/whistleblowers 4/27/17
youtu.be/aC2mbqOSTN0
>Pres Trump signs memo on aluminium 4/27/17 ;^)
youtu.be/RLPF_FJxmEs
>Pres Trump meets President Macri (ARG) 4/27/17
youtu.be/NEj3CXsIJhY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome Macris 4/27/17
youtu.be/W78uL5Yv7aU
>Senators comment on NoKo Briefing 4/26/17
youtu.be/Ay9eDk5xjaI
>Pres Trump Federalism Event w/Governors 4/26/17
youtu.be/P2D_31tX2a4
>Pres Trump Signes EO (Antiquities and Monuments) 4/26/17
youtu.be/mZSGl0w3SDM
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/27/gop-lawmaker-u-s-refuses-to-spray-opium-in-afghanistan-because-crops-might-be-too-close-to-a-mosque/
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>She would finally get the chance to run the country that she loved.

Oh god, 2 more days of no Joe and Im going to take another beach vacation for a week so Joe for me for a long long while.

When is Trump speaking? I hope he gets a nice rifle.

this is drumpfistan's future

you did this.

Kek'd and checked.

I want to watch this? Is this recent? Link.

HOLY FUCK LADS
twitter.com/POTUS/status/857369229246509056

>NRA rolls out a civil war era cannon for Trump to fire

Ramadan bomb-a-thon starts soon, any guesses to the high score?

DEFEND THIS

>100 days in
>Trump hasn't developed cold fusion
>ICE hasn't started executing spics in the streets
>hot dogs are still sold in different quantities to buns
we were conned /ptg/

>DEMOCRACY IS DYING
>Because we lost and the people no longer support our agenda

really makes you think, doesn't it

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WHAT NOW PUMPF?????????????

>twitter.com/POTUS/status/857369229246509056

Eat shit, nigger.

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WTF i love title ii now

>hot dogs are still sold in different quantities to buns

Why do they do this?

Grew up firing them at our high school football games.
Oh how times have changed..

Surprising lucidity from Sanders these days. Maybe he figured out you can't say "whites don't know what it's like to be poor" and then expect the white working class to vote for you.

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So you have to buy more. Jews, go figure.

how did this happen?

He's an old jewish communist, he hasn't learnt shit

Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?!?!

I would cum.

What. I get an 8 pack of dogs, and an 8,pack of rolls

>Maybe he figured out you can't say "whites don't know what it's like to be poor" and then expect the white working class to vote for you.
Doubtful after the ObamaCare debate with Cruz where he ripped on that one disgusting capitalist.

>100 days in
>Trump hasn't singlehandedly deported every single spic, nigger, chink, kike and red
>Bannon isn't the Primus Legatus of the new Free American Empire
>Waffen ICE isn't participating in a new and improved Holocaust™
>School lunch is still shit
Wow, so powerful, impeach!

>8:30AM EDT on C-SPAN, Washington Journal: Representative Earl Blumenauer Discusses His Bill on Presidential Impeachment
You know what to do lads...

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Schedule:

President Donald Trump will travel to Georgia where he will speak at the NRA convention and attend a fundraiser for Karen Handel, running in a special election to fill Tom Price’s seat.

politico.com/story/2017/04/28/trump-schedule-today-white-house-237737

>t. drumpf

Chances are you'll burn or drop some and not everyone likes buns.

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It's Satanism.

Of course

>not everyone likes buns.

>Democrats are now the party that can't get past wedge social issues

>God forbid we ever become anything close to those rural backwards retards, right?
>BTW be sure to vote Dem you stupid hicks!

If they thought 2016 was bad, 2018 is going to hit them like a freight train.

The whole infanticide wedge turned on them, huh? kek

>buying bread and not baking it
>complaining about a self- imposed problem

You do realize he said he's beat Trump, right?

False. I watched a video on it. It's a long explanation. You'll have to watch it. The hot dog portion is easier to answer. I had to do with a law that was passed requiring a minimum weight per package of hot dogs or whatever. I won't get into the rest. Look:


todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/11/dont-hot-dogs-hot-dog-buns-come-packs-number-start/

Double dogs

Thank you... Norge.

The news is spinning the Battle of Berkeley like Antifa won! FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I g-gess it's time to... s-shill for hillary

What a globalist kike

Motherfucker. Don't know how you got me.

I really hope they keep this up. It'll be so satisfying.

Looks like Drumpfy cares about those based Muslims now

>This
>Not manually making the sausages
>Not growing your own wheat to make the buns
>Not growing your own pigs/cows
It's like you people want the jews to win

Im now #tootingfortulsi

You can pin that on Coulter. Bitch Flinched like an abused housewife.

>You do realize he said he's beat Trump, right?

Fucking hell, I read that as "says it's not likely he'd have beaten Trump". My bad.

Now that you Drumpfkangz realize how evil Trump is by doing nothing in his first 100 days, it's time to remind you we can always go back.

I BELIEVE

I don't have any mustard trees.

>Spraying Opium
wait someone explain this to me

This is that Afghan was all about
The taliban took over in 2001 and banned Opium

Queue 9/11, invasion, hands the country to drug warlords, Troops spend their time guardingn opium fields, and now the Taliban will take over anytime the US leaves

>"You're either all in for killing babies, or a racist DRUMPF supporter! There is NO in between!"
>Forgetting 90% of Latinos are Catholic

They are THAT far up their own asses.

>100 days in
>Trump hasn't proven the Goldbach conjecture
>Obama has not been deported to a nudist colony in africa and forced to act like a gorilla
>Joe hasn't broken down and confessed to murdering Lori
>I still cut myself sometimes when shaving
i didn't vote for this... say it... w-with me, /ptg/... neocon... do... n

You know who else didn't have mustard trees? Hitler.

Oh my God...

>>Joe hasn't broken down and confessed to murdering Lori
That's coming. It's just a matter of time.

He's such a mess. Can you imagine him trying to protect the country from North Korea? That motherfucker would fall for the same shit that regime has pulled on every other president. Fuck Sanders. Retarded commie.

He'd lose. But you know what? If you think about it, he really DESERVED to lose. He's a pussy. He could have sued many times over much of how the primary was handled (voter registration purges, rampant fraud, etc.), especially after the corruption was exposed. Trump would have sued Hillary. That's how a baller plays the game.

Cut off tribal opium money with herbicide dropped via plane.

Keep huffing that gasoline faggot, youll be in a better place soon enough

ppl forget that

>Spray the plants
>Kills them
>Causes black market opium trade to go bust
>Warlords lose major funding tool
>Easier to rule now

>Spraying Opium
"The United States had the ability to use aerial spraying to destroy the opium crops in Afghanistan used by the Taliban"
breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/27/gop-lawmaker-u-s-refuses-to-spray-opium-in-afghanistan-because-crops-might-be-too-close-to-a-mosque/
link is the pic related article

Poll: More trust Trump WH than political media

Thirty-seven percent trust the White House versus 29 percent who favor the political media in the Morning Consult survey.

Friday’s results found a slight majority, 51 percent, say the national political media is “out of touch with everyday Americans.”

Twenty-eight percent said it “understands the issues everyday Americans are facing,” and 21 percent are undecided or have no assessment.

Pollsters found that nearly half believe the national political media is harder on Trump than past presidential administrations.


thehill.com/homenews/administration/331034-poll-more-trust-trump-wh-than-political-media

Her funding got pulled, shit had nothing to do with antifa

zionist neocon general

Oh no my poop smear that looks like Institutionalised oppression

I believe, too, Britfaggot.

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LOL

BASED SANDNIGGERS, WE LOVEM

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FUCKING KLUMPF I SHOULD NEVER HAVE VOTED FOR HIM AAAAAAAAHH!

youtube.com/watch?v=UXUEiKDql6w

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>100 days in
>Trump hasn't made a Dyson sphere
>Globalist corpses aren't being used as fuel for the American war machine
>Alex Jones isn't running a state-funded media
>I can still hear my fat neighbour masturbate
We got conned, Sup Forums. It's over, say it with me: MADAME

Ah, ok. Well, I guess they just want to avoid civilian casualties then. Not that I would mind tbf, Deus Vult and all that shit

Still very bad optics for the moment. Nobody's going to remember her excuse.

>>I can still hear my fat neighbour masturbate
lucky

I also just pic related about Trump eating farts. How does one eat a fart? Also, do you think there's a tape of that that Russia has? Like the "peepee" tape? (As mentally retarded liberals call it)

Quick! Get this news to CNN

>muh sandniggers
>based israel
yeah we should replace a secular national socialist government with sunni extremists good idea so redpilled!!

>I have to hear the grunts of a 55 yo fat neckbeard masturbate every single night
>lucky
Ha ha, y-yeah sure

>Assad
>National socialist
user, I love Assad, but that's a bit of a stretch

Look at this based muslim! Based religion, so peaceful!

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Democrats are entirely spineless and have no idea to engage anybody without running it through a PR/Focus team test group/think tank, whatever fancy name you can cook up for a room full of brainless hacks who make a career out of deciving the public.

This shit shouldn't even make it into the top 10 issues of our country, yet to the left its damn near #1.

These self-destruct "non-issues" that democrats generate for nothing more than the sake to argue about something is insanely annoying, and only done by them because they lose on stage against real issues, and generating real solutions.

Their party has pigeon holed themselves so badly its hilarious.
If they just dumped the crazies off their boat and chose a few key issues and stuck to their guns I'd consider them to be much more of a threat..

Donald "I'll herald the recession after leading the Israel Day procession" Trump

Isn't Assad a Communist?

The real situation is pic related. Hilldawg for President.

I still believe.

>underrated shitpost

1st quarter was still under obama