What would you do if you were a Jew?

If I were a Jew, I'd sacrifice kids to Satan, drink their blood and use it in the passover bread while staging numerous false-flag terror attacks in the US and European countries to get them to fight endless wars for the Satanic state of Israel after making up a lie that the National Socialists killed millions of us in gas chambers of which there is not a single shred of evidence, all the while genociding the native Palestinian population and crashing economies on a daily basis just to hoard more money while cursing Jesus Christ after cutting the foreskin off our own babies and sucking their bleeding cocks, meanwhile pumping out race-mixing propaganda and promoting degeneracy in white countries to genocide the native population and create a mongrel race with lower IQs who we can enslave forever and ever.

What would you do?

Kms

I'd say I was King David

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If I were a Jew I would shill Goyim on Sup Forums

I am a Jew, and I am currently eating Chinese food.

i'd better myself and accept Jesus Christ as the savior that he rightfully is

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I would do everything I fuckin want, cause Joos control the world and every single person on this planet.

but its not even chrismas yet

I would use my intellect to start WW3 and play both sides. Let them kill each other and take my throne afterwards

maximize shekel profits

When there is a dank Chinese food place only a minute walk away Christmas comes once a week.

Probably be jewing other jews

w-w-what?

I'd do the world a favor and kill myself.

should i post the jew gold?

OY VEEEEEEY

Probably (((SHUT IT DOWN)))

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kms

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If I were a Jew, I would use my Jew powers to out-Jew my fellow Jews and be a whistleblower on world Jewry, and then bask in the glory of becoming a minor celebrity among white nats who hold my whistleblowing up to others and use
"b-but look, here's a Jew confirming our opinion see, this means we're right because he's a Jew and he's saying Jews are evil"
as an argument, whilst starting threads on Sup Forums titled
"Is Levi Shekelberg - dare I say - /ourguy/?"

Let the goyim work while I collect their shekles and bang their women, while drinking manischewitz and eating bagels with lox cream cheese.

*There is a shit-ton of evidence the lolocaust actually happened. They did it.

bang lois lane

And now I'm hungry....
brb

Shitpost on Sup Forums.

6 GORILLION I TELL YOU
60 GORILLION.!
YOU COULD TELL WHICH RACE WAS IN THE OVENS BECAUSE THE SMOKE CHANGED COLORS!
MENGELE HIMSELF ASS RAPED ME
IT WAS LIKE YESTERDAY I REMEMBER 60 QUINTILLION
I WAS 2 YEARS OLD WHEN IT HAPPENED. AND EVEN NOW AS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN IN 2017 I WILL NEVER FORGET AND SO SHOULD YOU

id shitpost on Sup Forums

Introduce Fascism to Israel.

you mean treat the arab israelies like palestinians?

I would move to USA and become rich and influential like any Jew there.

I once created a Jewish Empire in Crusader Kings II, it felt wrong but gameplay wise it was pretty satisfying.

There would certainly be an element of Apartheid where the Mizrahim and Mountain Kikes would be subordinate to Ashenazim master racers like myself, but still be treated better than Palestinians.

mountain jew?
why would you invite the swiss into israel?

If I was a Jew I wouldn't tell anyone about it

Just keep it in Family...

Hey South Africa user

How cucked are you over there?

They've kept your Jew gold nice and safe.

If I were an Afrikaner in 21st century South Africa I would paint myself in black and not tell anyone about.

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I would do what Brother Nathanael does and what Bobby Fischer did, tell people about the jews. Sure other jews would attack me but the average dumb goy would short circut.

I'd use my natural tendency towards hyper degeneracy to join a satanic cult and ascend as far up as I could in order to kamikaze everyone in it.

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If I were a Jew, I’d sacrifice non-Jewish kids to Satan, mostly by crucifixion, drain their blood and use it in the Passover bread and wine. I would wonder why my ancestors got expelled on over 320 different occasions in over 84 different countries over 2,800 years, at great expense to themselves and sometimes with huge loss of life, as it couldn’t possibly be because of something we did. I’d also stage multiple false-flag attacks on the US and European countries to get them to send their kids to fight, bleed and die for the Satanic state of Israel. I would also persuade these countries to send Israel billions and billions of dollars every year based on a lie we made up that the National Socialists gassed millions of us in so-called “gas chambers” cleverly disguised as shower rooms, of which there is not a single shred of evidence. I would slaughter tens of millions of eastern Europeans with communism and Bolshevism and make sure nobody hears about this today. I’d crash economies and start wars just to make a profit and hoard more money. I’d curse Jesus Christ at every chance I got, I’d slice off my 8-day old baby’s foreskin and let my Rabbi suck his bleeding cock. I’d promote sodomy, gay-marriage, transsexualism, feminism, abortion, atheism and race-mixing in white-countries while staunchly opposing those things in Israel, with the aim of genociding the native white populations and creating a mongoloid race with lower IQs who we can enslave forever and ever. While doing this I’d call myself white and pretend to be white when I’m around white people, but call myself a Jew and curse whites when I’m around other Jews. I would work to consolidate Jewish control all of a nation’s television stations, newspapers, movies and every piece of the financial sector. I’d send out internet task forces to shill for Israel and Jewry by editing Wikipedia articles and posting on online forums.

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I’d kill animals in the most cruel and inhumane ways and let them suffer excruciatingly while they die to get my “kosher” food, I’d also fill the shelves of supermarkets with this food and make the goyim pay a “kosher tax” on this food when they buy it without realising. I’d promote mass democracy everywhere I went, as this allows us to control people’s minds via utilising the Jewish control of the mass media, while at the same time allowing us to remain behind the scenes and avoiding responsibility of the way we use that power, also making sure that all the main parties are controlled by Jews.

And if anyone accused me of any of this, I’d call them a crazy anti-Semite conspiracy theorist.

Stop being so radical, you idiot. You can't just blame all of the world's problems on the Jews, that's retarded

Spread FUD about my people and others

You have a lot to learn.