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Americans, for those of you with a German background: what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?

Pros
>solid food, nothing sophisticated like French cuisine, but rustic, simple and delicious
>center of Europe, easy travel to other great European destinations thanks to short distances and cheap airfare
>everybody speaks english
>no mexicans, hardly any niggers
>Europe's strongest economy
>great job opportunities
>universal healthcare
>minimum wage
>a proud cultural history: Goethe, Schiller, Bach, Beethoven, Kant, Hegel, Hesse, Mann, Wernher von Braun, Einstein, Leibnitz, Gauss, and hundreds of others
>Oktoberfest
>beer

Cons
>hard to learn language that foreigners perceive as sounding harsh
>slight muslim problem
>no guns

How about it? You could probably enjoy a higher quality of life here, and in return you'd teach us how to be badass

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op is a faggot

>what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?

delusions of lunacy

>antworten auf englisch
ihr dummen wessischweine

We love Deutschland. You need to ERWACHE and vote for Schulz tho. Merkel has to go.

MERKEL IST VERBOTTEN BRUDER.

Fuck off, Ronny

Nordstaatler, wenn ich bitten darf!

Ganz einfach Saupreis

We're not Germans some people just take pride in their ancestors. Almost all of us are mongrels and our cultures are different enough that even if some people did go back they would have a lot of culture shock and most likely become disillusioned with their values if they were the type to really be proud of it.
But the whole thing doesn't matter because this is a shill thread.
In short, this

>have Merkel fucking everything up
>vote for drunken kike Schulz to fuck everything even more up
Stop shilling for Schulz, it's pathetic

>Ganz einfach Saupreis

wer hat denn den Balkanaußenposten etwas gefragt?

I am approx 30% Germanic, that is mostly Austrian. I am mainly a mix of different Slavic groups; Bulgarian, Czech, and Polish with some non-Slavic Irish-Scot thrown in

Shilling...for what?

>Deutsch-Amerikanischer Freundschaft

Was für ein Denkverhinderter hat das denn gemacht?
Säge

>Americans, for those of you with a German background: what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?
A time machine to the 1800s. I love the old Germany, and I go there every year or two to visit inlaws. But it's so screwed up now, that even Canada feels reasonable in comparison. I sincerely wish it weren't so.

Idfk what are all the other hundred slide threads made for?

never you go to jail for criticizing islam and jews

1. Get rid of Merkel.
2. Stop committing genocide against your own people.
3. Stop being ashamed of WWI and WWII.
4. Stop making over-engineered cars.
5. Stop taxing everything.
6. Stop policing everything.
7. Stop subsidizing everything.
8. Stop regulating everything.
9. Stop letting foreigners in.
9.1. Stop watching porn.
10. Start building up an army capable of defending Germany against France, Russia, the United States, Israel, China, and Britain (unless they wish to form a Germanic union with Germany).
11. Get rid of Christianity, revert to paganism.

Annnnnnd iiiiiiim alreadyyyyy goooooone. And this heeeeeeres my victory songgggggg ehee heeeeEEEE!

>being this delusional
Why oh why can't Germans return to their peak where they were naked forest tribesmen drinking blood from skulls?
This is kangz tier grasping for any sort of identity.

Anyone willing to leave America isn't a real American.

Sometimes you just have to leave, but if you don't miss your home then you aren't even a person.

>Replace a kike shill with a literal kike
KYS

fourth reich

If anything, you niggers should come here and join the Anglosphere along with us, Papa UK, and Cucknada. Learn English first though because I don't want to speak Kraut.

A bill of rights

More like
Pros
>hitler ruled here at one point
Cons
>tried to destroy europe 3 times in 100 years
>literal Somalia 2.0
>if you don't get raped, you will get arrested for Islamophobia
>literal liberal utopia, 1984-tier.
>women only want migrants
>entire world hates you
>get arrested for being white.

I've been telling these crackers that for some time now. This is the first I here it coming from a euro.
Please take them back, nobody here likes them

Mexicans barley want to come here and their wages improve 10x when they do.

I'm of French and German decent, and at this point I'd prefer to see both nations become ashen wastelands. Future generations can read about them in the history books.

Pic related are the people calling themselves German-American and Aryan.

We export enough of our problems as is

>low tier leaf baiting
Don't you have to suck some Trudeau cock somewhere?

> will you be a traitor to your country because muh identity
Sure.

I always wonder if these are bait or not. My grandpa came here from Germany and my grandma came here from Austria. I don't get how you could have so many different ancestors (unless you are taking what 23andme told you as fact).

New York City is 33% non-hispanic white.

>implying I'm canadian
>implying I have any regard for the political cesspool here in Captain Cucked Canuck's homeland.

Find better banters, Hans.

>1. Get rid of Merkel.
>2. Stop committing genocide against your own people.
>3. Stop being ashamed of WWI and WWII.
>5. Stop taxing everything.
>6. Stop policing everything.
>7. Stop subsidizing everything.
>8. Stop regulating everything.
>9. Stop letting foreigners in.
>9.1. Stop watching porn.
>10. Start building up an army capable of defending Germany against France, Russia, the United States, Israel, China, and Britain (unless they wish to form a Germanic union with Germany).
If you guys did these things I might consider it.

The issue is, no one will ever succeed in taking away freedom of speech in the USA, it's far to ingrained into everything, but it looks like it was already taken from you guys.

>everybody speaks english

Absolutely untrue. Barely anyone can speak English.

Just look at all the other germfags here who refuse to speak English, that should be enough indication for that. Don't see that shit from any other country.

I'm guessing Germans showing even a little self respect.

I would love to be proven wrong, but I don't see much that can be done with every passing day that requires any hope of Germany to be that much more drastic and extreme.

Women are mass raped and assaulted, murdered and beaten, not like in the USA where it's pretty much localized to specific areas that are black or Latino so you know what you're up against; no there are Muslims who have essentially set up colonies in your own country that are spread out all across the country and they're intermingled into towns and cities and they are all over the place. Not only that, but you don't have a policebthat even could protect people even if they wanted to, which they don't. You don't have gun rights and are totally exposed to the communist dictator Merkel's personal whims and desires even against established law. Unfortunately it will only get far worse in Germany in every way possible. Even if they pay the Muslim invaders cuck money with tax money they rob from citizens, they'll only need more taxes and instead of being 50% of a slave, Germans who actually work will become 60% slaves as defined by the fruits of their labor being taken from them for others' benefits and choices on how to spend it.

Do yourself a favor and watch this lecture by reflected KGB Propagandist on ideological subversion, or search YouTube for a shorter clip of it. It will open your eyes to how your current communist dictator Merkel is a soviet "sleeper" agent, whether she even realizes it herself or not.

youtu.be/dlg4BTziS2U

Stop importing islam and give me job training and I'll be there tomorrow.

I have two years of German language training under my belt and like blonde women and structure. I've also been to Dresden and thought it was great.

I bet it isn't limited to Jew York City.

>I-I'm not Canadian or anything, b-baka. I don't even care about this country
>Sweats intensely
You sure beheave like a leaf faggot though

Wut? I smell your benis. Anyone can speak English, Blitzkriek Bro, Hansemann. Hans now sure can speak it.

My wife is German, my kids half-German.

We have pretty much conditioned them to accept that America > Germany for most things that matter.

Being as we're successful people who eschew public handouts and don't require a tax-driven safety net, we hope to pass our work ethic and drive for success onto our half-breed children.

That said, they have US and Kraut passports. My oldest is going to have to make a final citizenship decision in the not too distant future...hopefully she will make the correct decision. Honestly, I don't really want to visit her in a raper Muslim country where everybody lives in the same fucking white stucco and red tiled roof houses. I don't want her to drive a VW Polio. I don't want her to take Catholic holidays off (since Catholics are degerenates). I want her to make something of herself and not live at home until she's 30. I want her to succeed.

I didn't want to do this, Hans.
Come back when you know how to properly run a country.

We don't want her, too. It's ok. We want not to be Americanized anymore ... Just give passport back. Done. Win / Win.

Nigger in all my time in school and uni I was the only one even decent at English.

So shut the fuck up and stop shitposting you absolute disgrace to this country.

Triggered? Your English is bad as hell. I bet your German sucks as well. We are in shame of your bad education, Frans Dieter (the only even decent) the 3rd.

Don't listen to him mayne your American is fine.

>Only 1 million of us are mudslimes
You only have 35.000.000. But that's why you elected Trudeau now wasn't it

How is that accurate considering you have like 3 million turks alone?

Cool idea, but my destiny lies in America. I do have German blood, but I'm far too mixed up (also Greek, Polish, and Irish). You men must take control of your own destiny. I can't escape the reality into which I was born. This is fate, and must follow through to the honorable end.

The leafs have a fucking ocean seperating them from the sandniggers and they still have a million of them. If we changed geographic positions would be gangraped by Somali monkeys right now

I'm not looking forward to seeing refugees.

Fortunately my great grandparents came to america before ww1 otherwise I wouldnt be alive. But ive always felt an obligation to the fatherland even if I wasnt born there. I will return, just like all good germans should, and drive out the filth.

The U.S., despite its problems, is a much better place than that European shithole. Any Europeans with sense left long ago.

>Deutsch Amerikanischer Freundshaft

Great band. Mussolini:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vSgGNd6thrc

>dirty sandnigger immigrants shitposting loudly from Germany

pls nuke us

Frantz is in denial, almost as badly as Sven.

why would americans want to go back to turkey?

you dumb piece of kebab shit.

I'm Dutch-Italian and I'd fight for Germany. In the States whites are mostly just a mix of every European country, but no I'd fly over there in an instant to fight for it.

Wenn der Kampf ist hier, ich will zum Deutschland züruck gehen.

I am 90% British (confirmed with DNA test). I would strongly consider going back to my ancestral homeland. The climate here in America dries me out and I have bad allergies. I think island life would be better for me, as this is the climate I am evolved to live in.

My mother was 2nd gen German, but if I were to move to Europe I would move to Poland 10x over before Germany and I don't have a drop of Slavic vodka blood in me. I hope you can sort yourselves out though. Hang that bitch Merkel.

(((DNA Test)))

America is my home. Part of my family originates from Germany, part from Italy, part from France, part from Scotland, part from Ireland, and part from England. I'm diluted enough that I can't claim true attachment to any of these cultures, though I respect and adore them.
But if the time came that a European race war happened and America wasn't likewise occupied, I would be hard-pressed not to go overseas to fight for Europa. We are all brothers.

My ancestors left before you all became russian rape babies.

Fuck off you fucking pussy ass faggot losers. I tell everyone I'm scottish now.

Come home, mate. Just stay out of a couple of cities, and it's paradise (if you're not hugely into guns)

Sounds good to me. Right now I'm DQed atm from joining the US military due to some petty bullshit with some meds I'm taking. I'd be more than happy to take up arms under the German flag and help deal with the terrorism problem.

He can have my passport and citizenship. I'm looking to leave.

How come?

>Almost all of us are mongrels and our cultures are different enough that even if some people did go back they would have a lot of culture shock and most likely become disillusioned with their values if they were the type to really be proud of it.
Kill yourself nigger

I don't like living here. I live outside of a city though so I guess thats why. Countryside is gorgeous and traditional but expensive. I feel like I don't fit in here, everyone is so dark and I'm like the only guy will light features.

Yeah I would love to live in a small city near the coast or something.

I have guns but only bc I live in a literal third world country. Your taxes are what bother me the most. Unfortunately it's getting to be that bad here, too.

>slight muslim problem

straight away this thread is shit

No because we don't want to go into the German meat grinder, sure were it ww1 or ww2 but the German people now are sadomasichist and inflicting their own ethnocide and so far kiked that they'd simply have you arrested for criticisms or illegal thought(lol).

Why would anyone of sensible mind help or return at this moment, much less why would Germany import mix raced anglo-aryan mongrels? You'd be better to migrate to comfy german communities in eastern europe. The answers simple though, Germany shafted Germany no matter how you cut it, you goys purposely stoked the fire with Russian revolutionaries during WW1 which led to a communist state and backfired massively, Frankfort, etc, you literally poured gas on the fire you later fought that's now worldwide and blame everyone but yourselves. I don't know why Germany is worshipped by white supremacist when its actions directly aided in the creation of communism.

If the whole of Europe were to turn on you and break you up, it'd be justified and sadly better for the German people at this point. I'm gunning for an eastern German breakaway/autonomous state since they're at terminal woke status and seem to more or less believe hitler wud a gud boi dindu nuffins wrong.

Give me citizenship and a qt blue eyed German wife and I'm there senpai

>no guns
Yeah count me out

>hard to learn language
German isn't very difficult to pick up.

Anyway, I'd want guns to be allowed and a buxom blond

So London is indicative of the demographics of England?

I wish I still had a link to that essay Mark Twain wrote about how god awful of a language German is to learn.

>simple and delicious food

KEK, kys krautnigger

It would definitely give my life a lot more meaning

guns basically.

> No guns
The fuck you say? I'm out!

This is what non-whites say about the US to make themselves feel better. White people who have a strong German lineage are German they might have some other mixtures of white but so do a lot of Germans as long as you have a strong connection (by blood) you are German. For instance I have a very strong connection to Norwegians seeing how my grandma brought over many traditional Norwegian tradition that my family still does. However I have a lot of English but no really "connection" to that more to my Norwegian side.

My ancestry on both sides of the family derives almost entirely from the little tract of land between Weimar and Hannover, and to answer you question, the minimum requirement would be the appearance of an ambitious young Hohenzollern with a Caesar-tier flair for statecraft and military leadership demanding the throne (under historical conditions where he looks to have like a >10% of winning it) with the achievable intention of militarily annexing most of Europe, purging the plutocrats, abolishing all political parties (none of this "one-party state" cop out shit) and vestiges of representative democracy, and forging a monarchical German-dominated European imperium with a highly developed nationalistic culture along the lines of Rome (i.e., yes, Rome ran the show, but there was still a strongly encouraged "Latin" and even "Panitalian" nationalism whereby the peoples of the whole peninsula were prioritized and privileged above other subjugated groups).

But is correct...
Especially on the coasts. Maybe some rural retards in the Midwest are still pure, but even so they're fully Americanized. The culture shock and pathetic state of the average German would probably cause me to kill my self if emigranted...so it would be of no use regardless.

Germany isn't even a country. No freedom of speech or right to bear arms. Filled to the rafters with violent shitskins. Not a single redeeming quality.

Nothing. I'm half German half Anglo. Fuck Germany, you're all a bunch of limp dick faggots who lack spines. The UK isn't much better, but they did vote to leave the corrupt assfucking that is the EU. Fuck you Germany. Your delusions of superiority are just a thinly veiled attempt to overcompensate for having all of your good people put down in 2 wars of aggression.

Please stop, this is dumb and you'll have a bunch of NEETS and NatSoc Larpers coming over

My only allegiance is to AMERICA

WE WUZ GERMAN AND SHIEET

Grandfather flew 109s during the war.

Give me a 109, plenty of fuel, a decent maintenance crew, and ammunition, and I'll consider it.

Become the 51st state, join the union

>Americans, for those of you with a German background: what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?
Pre-1968 American style gun laws

I can see why. Melting pot/10 there

I'm one half German and one half swedish. I.e, one set of grandparents is full blooded german immigrant, the other is full blooded swedish. If either country ever went to a defensive or civil war I'd join in a heartbeat.

jew get out.

He's a mischling, he gets to stay. Even the nazis would consider that acceptable.