Brit/pol/ - Choose Wisely Edition

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> UK government says Scottish Brexit proposal could disrupt trade
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> EU Mulls Starting U.K. Trade Talks Before Fixing Brexit Bill
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> Whitehall terror alert suspect named as Khalid Mohamed Omar Ali
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> FT: Wales steels itself for a shock as Labour’s heartland turns blue
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> FT: Police ‘foil terror plot’ after raids in north London and Kent
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> FT: UKIP to contest hundreds of seats, says Paul Nuttall
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tunnocks teacakes desu

Her Majesty.

Gidders has found a new crew

Friendly reminder to vote Mummy to ensure headpats and as much loan money as possible for us to blow away.

That can't be real.

Is it?

I've run out of reports. Why aren't you banned?

have a crush on this paki girl at my uni
she looks like a fucking chipmunk but somehow turns me on

>voting cuckservatives
10 more years of mass immigration.

Start buying guns.

How do i get a girlfriend lads. I'm /fit/, i have money, i have a tidy car, i have hobbies, i'm confident.

I have no women in my life. I think i might die alone and i don't want to, i want a family.

How many amongst you would have shot a cheeky load down her throat when she was that age?

Labour sends out shit in urdu and such to ethnic voters.
And that's before the community leaders and imams fill out the postal votes for the cousins back in pakistan

Put shoe polish on your face.

Go to uni
Live in halls
Find your wife

I AM BECOME TUNNOCKS TEACAKES

Afraid so lad.

Tamil looks like a nice language, but it sounds like shit.

Off yourself.

Oy, don't be so rude!

Ah Labour.

Abandon the working class, import new voters.

>voting
>not voting
>voting Tory
>voting labour
>etc
I just don't know anymore potato-kun. I don't trust myself to choose but not choosing is an action in itself.

become gay. impregnate gay man. baby

>t, The sad truth

Literally this. When i was in uni, i knew some half-caste lads and they'd literally walk in to the club and have fit birds winking at them. Not even joking.

>legitimising foreign languages
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

So now politicians are putting out their propaganda in paki language? Britain is fucked.

VOTE LABOUR LADS FOR UTTER CHAOS
FASCISM WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES

you prefer tunnocks caramels?

I'm gonna nibble the chocolate off of you!

I-I though you were a committed Tory, Anglo-senpai. . .

You just know that she would shapshift into a giant lizard mid-sucky and tare your cock off with her reptilian grill.

And yes, i'm sure there is an anime for that.

God this is just going to make me angry if I look into it.

It's ridiculous.

>Sending a leaflet in pakispeak
Why are these people allowed to breed?

>tfw the rest of my house are having pre drinks for a night out
>I'm waiting for them to leave so I can make food

Reminder

Already went. Almost lost my virginity 6 or 7 times but always got cockblocked by someone/thing. I remember one time my cock was in some girls hand at a house party, she was about to blow me and fucking crow flew in through the window.

Another time i was fingering a girl in the toilets and a fat guy broke the door down and shit himself on the floor.

cummies

Yes .22 rimfire bolt actions are very useful in a situation that would require an armed response.

>Postal votes in pooscript
JUST

KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN KILL KAREN

VOTE CORBYN
BRITAIN MUST FALL TO RISE AGAIN

Young Queen was a fox.

Can't tell if girl with bad makeup or man with bad makeup.

June 8th is getting nearer Brit/pol/

Consider Team Brexit, project freedom not project fear. You know, vote for the conservatives for a real Brexit. Thanks.

> Arooo!

>the absolute state of the alt right

Go with them, get absolutely slaughtered, then redpill them on the Jews.

Works for me 100% of the time.

NO KILL KAREN

DESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Yes, I'm sure Labour is the answer we are looking for on that front.

you can get 12 bore shotguns really easily. Police almost never refuse unless you have criminal history

You can have any calibre bolt action, shotguns, .22lr in semi auto (Get a Calypso) and any calibre with a MARS trigger

I was I suppose. I don't know anything about anything. How can I be sure I should vote for the tories? I can't trust my judgement anymore. I'm too easily manipulated. I know absolutely nothing I just think that I do. This isn't good but it's not bad. That probably made absolutely no sense. s-sorry

Can anyone recommend what to wear on a long haul flight for maximum comfort?

Socialize with or around women. Make friends, be laid back and don't even think about fucking. If you're /fit/, women will be interested and make their interest obvious. Find one you like being around and have kids.

Or this.

To all true Brits and Irish men,

I love you all as brothers, you are my country men and friends.

I want a unified UK + Ireland

They breed like a disease and will eventually be a majority in this country. The civil war is inevitable unless we physically start removing kebab.

Nothing.

If you don't mind me asking, A-Anglo-senpai, how young are you? Is this your first election?
T-thank you. Please notice us and give us headpats and we will forgive all bulli.

a full suit, with a top hat, monocle( only if you need glasses) and pocket watch

Boris is a self serving Cunt and the Tories are basically the Authoritarian Social Progressive Party.

Shoes which aren't too tight and thick enough socks.

karen

I used to do that
But I have lost interest
I don't even like them, I've lived with them for over 2 years
Can't wait until they head out and I have a free house

Use all the contraception you can buy
Check out the above 50% inbred per capita of Pakistanis
Imagine a half paki half pol mutant stink baby on your hip shreiking

Loose clothing
Make sure to bring a big fucking knife to keep the foreigners away on the flight

and Labour protect them, they're an incredibly useful voting bloc.

shotguns with 3 round magazines are useless if we actually have to overthrow anything and the armed police or military rolls in with actual good guns.

cute karen lad

I'm voting for UKIP. I know they won't win, I know they won't get close, but the Tories have this in the bag so I might as well give a vote to an opposing party. I'm not gonna vote Labour because I don't like being in a gulag, so UKIP is where I give my vote. I cannot stand the Tories, so I won't vote for them anyway.

Better than nothing.

I'd also suggest it's unlikely you're going to be using said weapon against the millitary.

Perhaps holding out until they arrive?

I'm 19. Yeah it is my first election. That's not the real issue though. I live in a Labour safe seat (if any are safe) so I suppose it doesn't matter.

>curry muncher
>human
Reminder

British Flag - FOREIGNERS
>turk
>paki
>another paki
>gypsy
>Indian-"Scottish" Mongrel
>quadroon
>mulatto
>yemeni
>Iberian kike
>Ukrainian
>Racemixer (Chink Wife)
>Racemixer (Korean Pig Wife)
>Racemixer (Pregnant quadroon Wife)
>Japanese-"English" Mongrel
>1/8 kike "Brit"
>chink
>Pro-Anglosphere gook/chink/jap
>kike randposter
>Russian Gopnik
>Demented Tranny
>"Macedonian" degenerate gypsy
>south asian-"Persian" Inbred Mongrel (Tonybeen bevanposter)

British Flag - Degenerates
>Bomber Rimmer - Foot Fetishist Warmonger
>Meme Merchant - Autistic Underage Warmonger
>Rap Listening Russian Cuck
>Identified (Racemixer)

Foreign Flag - Subhumans
>Ukrainian kike (Russian Flag)
>JIDF kike (South African Flag)
>Civic (((Nationalist))) Half-Breed/Mongrel (Netherlands)
>chink (Australian Flag)

>t-too much immigration under conservatives

Lobby for the fucking right wing of the party then. Face it, everyone else is dead in the water not just politically but ideologically as well. Labour are cucks, UKIP are old Labour in disguise, the Lib Dems are Tony Blair in disguise, the Greens are hippies in disguise and the Conservatives have all the waifus.

REEE

A one party government is really needed for the Brexit negotiations, if Lib Dems do well that will fuck things up.

Can get shotguns with more than three rounds mate. Those shotguns are classed as shotguns, shotguns with more than three round capacity are classed as firearms thus require a firearms, not shotgun, license.

Simply put, there is no limit on the capacity of a shotgun in this country.

What seat?

Looks tibetan

I understand, but I also know that the Tories are going to whitewash this election. They're gonna win by a long shot. I won't vote for them in any case, I hate them, and I won't vote for Labour because I'm not black or gay. So I might as well give my vote to UKIP as a little extra "keep going guys".

...

To go above a .22 rimfire you need to demonstrate you have a valid reason to go to a higher caliber (hunting big game, which is virtually non existent in Britain) Sports target shooters hardly ever get accepted for it since they just say .22 rim is all you need for plinking targets.

Semi auto rifles are totally banned, for instance AR15s that are UK legal have to be bolt action or have a system where you pull trigger, press a similar button to mag release on the grip but it actually releases the gas to load the next round...

Face it, even if you jump through all the retarded hoops to get a FAC, all you are getting is a .22 rimfire bolt action unless you own a fuck ton of land with large game to hunt.

Not him, but good luck using a shotgun against a soldier in body armour.

In any event you're essentially right.

How safe? If you area voted Leave then it may not be.

Has there ever been a British political party that truly represents the people?

It might not be as safe as you think.
Unless you live in Hackney, Newcastle or Liverpool

>Trying to divide and conquer that hard

Thought you'd at least hide your fleg m8

t-that's right, potato-senpai

Monster Raving Looney Party.

I never mentioned anything about shooting anyone, I was just correcting him. There's a lot of misinformation about guns on here so I think it's important to correct people. We need to foster a knowledge of weapons.

Brexit is irreversible, better to give the Tories they backing they will need against the EU rather than waste them on UKIP. The British first past the post system does not allow for UKIP to do well at all.

I-Indians are bro-tier though right?

Fuck off schlomo.

I fucking love the word "demented". It's so powerful as an insult.

Missed last thread sorry lads

I don't think many people quite understand how bad it really is in Wales
>fucking Slav tier

Oh so i just "socialise with women". Oh thank fuck its that easy, there was me thinking it was hard.

Tell me how to actually meet women in a non-creepy way and i'll do it! Where do women go??

>divide and conquer
>implying shitskins are British

D-Did you sort your conflicted feels? . . .

>Semi auto rifles are totally banned

No they arent, semi auto is perfectly legal in .22, and you can have larger than .22 in any other action for range shooting, you don't need to be hunting game. Stop spreading false info.

you can get semi auto 22lr rimfires on a FAC but you probally wont get unless you have target rifles on it.
You can easily get a full bore bolt action on a FAC.

>I don't own guns and get my facts from /k/
You can get up to a .50 caliber rifle in Britain on an FAC, I've got a .308 for hunting and a 6.5mm rifle for target shooting

Begone

Apologies user, I probably should have broken that post up into a reply to him and a reply to you.

Sorry.

You are correct about lack of knowledge. Embarassingly /k/ are absolutely retarded.

Voted leave. 56% labour, tories 2nd with about 24% iirc. It doesn't matter.

Shitskin vs white girl in England. Has this World gone full retard? Never go full retard. I hope WW3 happens. Israel gets nuked everyone gets nuked. Everyone dies. Couple million years humans get another undeserving chance. Oy vey climate change though? Fucking retards

Guess who's been in power for nearly 20 years?