Better fap while you still can Texans!!!

Nerd virgins NEETs currently on suicide watch

Still want to outlaw abortions and protect "muh fetuses"? Then you have to contribute too.

>Texas Bill Prohibiting Male Masturbation Moves Closer To Becoming Law


nydailynews.com/news/national/proposed-texas-bill-fine-unregulated-masturbation-moves-article-1.3025269

Female menstruation is also illegal right?

Sperm have no mitochondria.

Mic dropped

>Some crazy people want to pass a bill that any killing of bacteria should be illegal
>Still think that murder is wrong drumpfkins? I bet you just changed your stance on murder XD

False equivalences the op post

Texans are all gonna get prostate cancer.

It is just our minority dems in the legislature trolling the repubs..

For fucks sake it's not even illegal to screw the family pooch or the old grey mare in Texas.. The gay lobby saw to that years ago.

Literally a joke bill passed by a woman to show how stupid Pro-life legislation is.

>Literally a bill passed by a joke.
Fixed.

If you cant tell the difference between partially developed babies and single cells than your the one thats "stupid". This legislation is just proving the point thay feminists can't even conceptualize the abortion debate beyond "MUH EVIL MEN ARE TRYING TO CONTROL MY SEX PARTS. STOP DENYING ME RECKLESS PLEASURE SEEKING WITHOUT REAL CONSEQUENCES". They think masturbation is some sort of equivalency because they think that all pro lifers want to do is deny women pleasure. Thats literally the full extent of the feminist mental capacity

The fuck are they going to do? Nothing, that's what. It's just a meme bill pushed by (((feminists)))

Regardless fuck JewSA we need independence now.

To be fair, it's a very poor equivalency and I'm certain that feminists are brain dead.

At lest Texas libs have a sense of humor enough to troll, not humorless authoritarians..

Why is killing sperm, half of what is needed to produce a baby, the same as killing a baby? Why wouldn't menstruation be the equivalent; killing an egg?

Isn't this by proposed by a Democrat?

YES THANK GOD

PORN IS GONNA BE ILLEGAL

The funniest Texas bill I saw recently was a pot legalization bill form the hardcore christains on the premise that no plant of gods creation should be illegal.. It actually passed through committees to get out a vote... Farthest any recreational pot bill has ever made it here.

Apparently pro-choice arguments are so bad that they can only be expressed with joke bills, instead of defended on their own merit.

Why not go old school and fap to real things

>not fapping to you're mum

Cucks. The cuckiest cuck cuck stank puss state there is. Drunken yosemite sams. A democratic bill popular in such place only because it is phallic related. These people are so gone. And lost. And done. How big and communist is your government it never spies on gross vaginas but only on based males? Dont be surprised if some people might go postal. I'm sure the queers will just LOVE this. Here's what you do. You do drive by hands free ejaculations. Round up a massive campaign. Get boners with all your friends. Drive by the legislature all at once. Work yourselves behind tinted windows and take only short drives. Cover yourselves with loose extra clothing on top. Arrive. Roll down the windows. Spunk everywhere all at once no hands. Then you write them all saying you are giving men ass cancer. Then you write this on placards and don't leave until you impeach or shame them sufficiently. I would be willing to get in trouble for that. Also they need to know onanism is failing to impregnate your widowed sister in law. Nothing else. Best luck

>inb4 kike

He makes a good point

LMAO rolling for this

Cops won't care they beat off all the time