An American aircraft carrier defects to North Korea. What happens next?

An American aircraft carrier defects to North Korea. What happens next?

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North Korea couldn't maintain one of those

Realistically?

We sink it before it gets to port.

We nuke them

That's not the problem.

The problem is the Chinese getting their hands on it, because that's exactly where it would go next.

Sold to the highest bidder.

>North Korea+ a single US carrier group vs the rest of the US


Hmmm

That's like 40,000 people. It would be easier to believe one of our border states seceded.

Just make sure to film it when Kim puts a hole in the bottom of it and sinks to the bottom of the sea.

why would that happen

it would take a large majority of the crew to suddenly become insane and decide that joining NK and fighting the entire US navy and facing severe punishment from america if they are captured

literally one of the least likely things that could ever happen

That... that doesn't even make sense.

>The 5,000 people on the carrier all just agree to go along with this.
>The 1,500 people in the Burke's protecting it also agree to go along with this.
>The crew of the Virginia-class sub shadowing the carrier also agree to go along with this.

OP, you have some serious brain problems.

>defects
Give the Navy more credit. Realistically they would surrender without a fight

Zany hi-jinks?

Cool, they have another USS Pablo they can turn into a museum.

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Wrong.

Crew: Ship's Company: 3,000-3,200, air wing: 1,500, other: 500.

pigs fly

We're talking hypothetically.

Assume the crew went with it.

Maybe even the escorts.

Aren't carriers considered "sovereign US soil"? That'd be the same as a state seceding.

China probably couldn't maintain it either

can confirm, i'm in the navy

The escorts are missile boats, they would just start lobbing missiles at the carrier until everyone onboard stopped being retarded. Or the submarine would take out the props, and it would go nowhere, and they'd still have to take their heads out of their asses. Either by surrendering voluntarily, and promptly being executed for committing treason or by having loads of soldiers performing an interdiction raid on the vessel and systematically killing everyone.

USS Pueblo you dumb nigger

Fuckin hell

You smoking some fentanyl based crack there boy???

Shit like that happening is as likely as Trump giving up Twitter...

>defects
>dects

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And with that, for no fucking reason, the USS Carl Vinson defected to North Korea with their trousers down in solidarity.

Fair enough. But they could take it apart and reverse engineer it.

Come on atleast use meme arrows.

Not before we sunk it. Retarded scenario.

North Korea makes a shitty museum out of it.

Underrated.

Their escorts sink them.

Are you that blindly patriotic? They could keep that thing running no problem.

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Why does it look like the carrier it's tilting? Is it just me or is this pic is incredibly uncomfortable to look at?

half the crew would mutiny

Writing for the US Naval Institute, Dr James Mulvenon believes that "the Chinese navy is still primarily a brown and green-water navy", highlighting problems with replenishment and logistics as key shortcomings in PLAN ambitions of becoming a blue-water capable fleet.

Yea, no... They might be able to keep it afloat in port (but considering they just were able to make ball point pens last year or so I doubt that too), but it can't project power for China and is therefore worthless to them (might as well be using ground based aircraft).

Depends on what the sailors and crew know and if it would be a problem for US intelligence.

Mutiny and then the ship would be destroyed.

now im hard

Upon further inspection the North Koreans realize that there is a considerable amount of African Americans aboard the aircraft carrier. Now on their soil, the North Koreans have no other choice but to take in the African Americans as their own. Within a matter of weeks North Korea soon succumbs to a major increase in urban crime, a spike in drug use and the total destruction of their native culture. Kim Jong Un simply stares in shock as his country crumbles.

yea with all of their highly trained sailors and nuclear engineers, riight. They would fly our airplanes too, right??

pretty sure this is a slide thread, but

the other 9 take it out

>sane Americans
>wanting to defect to some shithole like best korea

Good ol' Trojan Aircraft Carrier Group. Works every time.

pretty damn good

>mfw reading that
>mfw you like that
Absolutely Degenerate

You cum and fall asleep. Nice proxy, Best Korean.

They were always able to make a ballpoint pen hahaha. They just didn't produce that type of steel because they didn't really have a reason to when they were importing it from overseas. Honestly, though, I'm not saying that they could have a global navy in the way that the US does but with the advances they've made in submarine technology I wouldn't snub them. The Chinese are a hard working people.

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>always able to make fine precision tools.
You can be as hard working as you like, it doesn't mean you can make, maintain, or project complicated machinery out into the world. They are faking it till they make it and you bought into their propaganda.

Chinks and Asians are hard workers. They are also like ants. Little innovation. Also their steel is complete shit. I had a pair of hedge clippers made in china and the blade dulled within a few months and bent not long after. I got American clippers (much more expensive) and the blade was fine for MUCH longer than the other. I hope for China's sake that they used their highest quality steel on their carrier or they won't have one for long.

Yeah marines and navy soldiers would be on that carrier as soon as it was retarded enough to defect. They wouldn't lob missiles at it though because its very expensive

Why the fuck would that ever happen?

You need real engineers and nukefags to keep that thing going. Not some cheap chinese labor shits. China doesn't have the means to keep one afloat.

They've had stolen examples of our jet engines for a decade and still can't put a working copy together.

I wouldn't worry about an entire carrier.

> nukefags

You ever meet a nuclear engineer or scientist? Fuckers are pretentious as fuck.

>the people on an aircraft carrier are a hive mind

Annexes? You are not apart of us leaf. Continue your dreams.

I don't think he was laughing at you for saying it I think he was laughing at what you said. I like "nukefags".

This will never happen. Please exit stage four.

If anyone is getting annexed its you, cucks. Pretty sure the only ones of you who would put up a fight are the frenchies. The rest of you are essentially Minnesotans.

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OP cuts his dick off and bleeds to death in a field in Montana. Who notices?

Still better than Bestmerica.

The norks steal all the parts off of it to build more huts.

my first reflex is nuke it.

it's too high of a value to try and negotiate back, while you're doing that they'll be stripping it and national secrets will be leaking, like our nuclear propulsion, iff transponders, aircraft, munitions, you fucking name it.

and everybody on board is a mutineer as well, so they're going to be shit for bargaining chips.

China and Russia give north korea carrier killer shoot it doesn't work intercepted and destroyed enroute lol jammed easy af. Lol north korea gets striked and artillery to seoul neutralized by seals, green berets, and french foreign legion.

It gets stopped by its escorts or sunk by the subs in its group. No way it would be able to get away with it.

>An American aircraft carrier defects to North Korea. What happens next?

Nk doesn't have the facilities to maintain it.

>they starve

Can Best Korea can even afford to maintain such a carrier?

Secret agent embedded as the cook kills the defecting officers and and retakes the ship. If he is unable to do this he will sabotage the reactor and scuttle the ship.

it's not a stadium bro

>The captain, the staff, the engineers, the airmen, the escort ships all go along with it and "defect"

ok

as the others have said, it will be given out to China or whoever to try and "reverse engineer"it. norks have literally no use for it.

How do you make the crew want to get off a nuclear sub-

Did Gilligan take command of it?

The crew overthrows the Captain and the ship reverts to its previous status as USS.

If entire crew defects NSA takes control over all systems and returns the ship to US custody. Crew that does surrender is killed by SOF, those who surrender go to prison forever and are even buried in federal prison graveyard.

Honestly i would be suprised if shit like this is real the cia has undercover operatives to kill people who might defect

>USS Pablo
Hearty kek

$3 million a day? No.

Fbbp

This. There is no way that the entire crew would go along with it. Either a mass mutiny or an attack on the carrier would be required for it to actually get anywhere. Not to mention the rest of the ships in the carrier group that would sink that bitch.

President Clinton takes a duck lip selfie holding a sign that says "Return our girl" and elite commandos from Costa Rica take the ship back by force.

Since we'really living in a fantasy world, go all the fucking wsy.

CIA is full of fat faggots. Navy hates those lying fuckers. I don't know how they do what they do when they stick out so bad.

Right. They would cripple it and then surround it so it would be helpless until they surrendered.

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The traitors are hunted down below deck, resembling a shitty 80s action movie while patriotic music plays over the loud speakers

Sailors in the Navy are just looking for a reason to kill each other. The nukes are all white boys from the Midwest who would blow the rector before turning it over to the chinks. A mutiny on this level would be impossible.

Building shit tier replica cities and being unable to create quality military vehicles after youve stolen the plans does not qualify you to maintain a carrier, the expenses, let alone the actual phsyical maintenance and knowledge would break them.

How many films feature a secret agent cook who retakes a ship? So far I've got Hunt for Red October and Under Siege, I'm sure there are more. Other low-tier jobs are also applicable.

You've obviously never been on a real Navy ship.. Unless they are white washing the secret agents who are really Filipinos

Well of course under siege. Shout out to that girls in the cakes tits. I know ive seen more but theyre so obscure.

Why post that picture when this is the most memorable moment from the film?