LERTCON at American Asian bases raised to 2

>LERTCON at American Asian bases raised to 2.

>INFOCON at ALL military and government sites is at 1.

>REDCON 1.5 is ordered at all American SEATO elements.

>JCS has put all nuclear forces at DEFCON 3 for the first time in years.

>EMERGCON is at "Defense Emergency 2."

>Two Nightwatch have been dispatched to Joint Base Andrews.

>Mercury birds are now on East and West Coasts.

>Okinawa is at BASELERT Red,

What a time to be alive...

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Bump?

Just launch MAD already

citations?

OMG SO SPOOPY

How do you know this

why hasnt i heard of all these larp cons?

we Sup Forums make our own?
and what is our current level?
Sup Forums should just be always happening?

yah yah yah and crystal keyhole sats have spotted thermal blooms in russian warships yadda yadda yadda

quit larping faggot

Nothing is happening faggot fuck off

>He thinks North Korea is actually going to nuke us with a missile designated the "DONG-II"

hahahahahaha

KTS.

Post mathematical proofs or GTFO

Not us... Just Seoul or Japan.

most underrated Greek hero was Bofades

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KEK

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ok op

I don't know what the fuck OPs talking about, but for the past few hours, I have been hearing fighter jets screeching. I went outside to do some gardening, and I saw a ton of fighters flying low (either F-16 or F/A-18, thr ones I saw obviously had missiles on the tips of their wings). I live near Fort Sill, anyone else see this shit? Fort Sill normally doesn't do stuff like this.

>Kim has big Dongs
>US just has minute-man