Political Test

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let's have a thread and bully newfags

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r8

prob good

why are you about equality on economic issues?

I don't want to see my people being ripped off and made into wageslaves by jewish capitalist bankers

neither do i. i think we answered the questions from a slightly different frame of mind

True true.

I think i'm just very distrustful of a free market and companies in general, should all be nationalised t b h

Don't know what to make of this.

I better get out of here while I still can!

im kind of autocratic

I honestly thought i would be a lot more militaristic than that.

Lurk moar

Fuckin' based.

Old results, don't want to take the test again

Meh I figured I'd be more classical liberal, but I guess the nationalism throws it off. I'm fine being a non-committal centrist fag though.

well, pretty much what I expected

>nation-world
did you shop that?

I did it weeks ago it said nazism no surprise.

thats weird, I got that too

i guess they changed it in the last hour

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This is the only correct outcome

first real certifiable faggot ITT

You're not a social liberal. You're a fucking hippy

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the test has been updated; ten extra questions and some modifications to make it less biased.

nice one tbhfam

>fuckingcommiesreeeeee

nice one lad

wew

>Being any type of (((capitalist)))

Another great system for Shlomo to survive

I am in favor of DOOP though

not if you ban kikes

>I believe in a market that's free from government interference and regulation!
>I believe in an authoritarian government that regulates and controls society and culture!
In your head these ideas might not seem mutually exclusive, but they are in practice.

Whenever I see a chart like this I can't help but think that you faggots are trying too hard to fit in.
>I'm not a degenerate! I believe in traditional western values!
>I'm not a pathetic leftist! I believe in a free market!
The free market is what creates degeneracy. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

A capitalistic free market means the free exchange of ideas of culture. Traditional ideas aren't protected in a society run on commerce and marketable commodities.
Either the market determines value of an idea, or the government does.

I wouldn't bring this up if you "people" weren't pandering to the extremes of both ideas at once. If you were 50% on each issue it wouldn't be an issue, but just look at this fag: >90% capitalist
>90% authoritarian
When your market is utterly unregulated yet you give the government free reign in censoring ideas and products then you've creating a flawed system that's VERY sustainable to corruption. You're basically taking away all consumer protection policy while giving a free reign of market manipulation to a handful of flawed political elites. It's the worst of both worlds.
I don't know what kind of loony-tunes meme government you people are envisioning here, but it's not one that'll work in practice.

I expect this kind of cognitive dissonance from Americans, who've been warped by hysterical theocratic-pandering propaganda, but the rest of you should really know better.

It says I'm a libtard, which is interesting because everyone in my close family calls me right-wing.

I don't know what to say about this.

yea I'm called right wing by my socialist family, I'm a center leftish libertarian. They get realllllly triggered when I make valid arguments about free markets.

Is your family name Lenin?

it would be a lot easier to achieve that result if i memorized the test. you're overlooking the assumptions that people are making when answering the questions and the anti american shit isn't cool.

New test is neat; extra questions and some reworded questions; got same results as last one naturally
>if you don't have slight % in equality you're not true NatSoc

>tfw not a brainlet

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You get the gas first

This, holy shit.
Breddy gud.
Get the fuck off my board.

>implying he's worse than THIS

A

FUCKING

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No? What about it looks shopped?

Because we all know that Jews are the only people who like money.

>my board
>my
You fucked up

>I generally want to just be left alone
>I think there's too many laws, broadly speaking
>If a law doesn't pertain to securing the border, or the prevention of theft, violence, or fraud, it can fuck right off
>Taxation = theft
>Legislation of morality is unacceptable
>Islam is a disease
>Feminism was a mistake
Yeah, my results are pretty accurate.

Yeah, it's mine. Don't make me call Anonymous on you.

He literally chose every answer to seem far right, Hitler wouldn't test that far right

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>>Taxation = theft
You're retarted.

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>liberals

Oh shit user! Don't call Anonymous! They're legion!

Still better than being an Australian. How is taxation not theft? "We're going to take a portion of your earnings and spend them on things you don't care about, and if you don't like it we'll imprison you."

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Seems about right

R8 me

Political Compass puts me right up Ron Paul's asshole, which I feel is mostly on point, I feel like this one puts me left of that.

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Am I welcome on Sup Forums?

>I was just joking bro..

finaly a sane person
Capitalist fascism masterrace reporting in

>right wing populism

c-can I stay, Sup Forums?

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There, you can go ahead and call me a fucking hippie now.

Not sure about the breakdown but the outcome seems to tie in with similar tests. I usually get left leaning libertarian or some form of conservative. My answers on trade and land ownership always make me look like a lefty idek why.

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Brother

Sieg Heil

kek

>8values.github.io/
it's all about government you fucking idiot, why the fuck do you want people ruling over you?

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Oy Vey!

no bully

about 80% of poll has all these 4 ticked: Wealth, militaristic, authoritatiran, traditional

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Right wing death squad...

literally Hitler
I really like that guy, but I wonder how you could entertain such authoreterian beliefs.

>60% militarist
>death squad
stop larping, you need to have at least 80% militarist

whoops sorry, why does your test look different then mine ?
Maybe try pic related its called political test, some anons complained about long loading times though

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What site is that one?

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>honeypot

sage

I turned out to be a neo-con. Quite happy with that.

This is 100% accurate read this you fucking faggots.

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Why is yours might vs peace, and mine is nation vs world?

>patriotic
>socialist
>not national-socialist
this test is retarded

>patriotic
>progressive
pick one

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>you're not patriotic if you're not an anti-science kike-god worshiping retard

I did it the other day, but you can outright tell that it was made by a leftie, so it doesn't mean jack shit.

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>natsoc was real socialism guys, really!