Rate my B-day gifts from my GF

When you know you've found the right girl

Cute. Your tulpa can acquire your motor skills and write you stuff. I'd have bought myself vodka though, polish heritage here.

You have very effeminate handwriting. If you weren't here I am sure someone would fall for it.

thats dude handwriting bro

Post your girl's dick.

Nice fan fic you got there.
Don't you feel pathetic making this story up to gain approval of fat neets on the internet?
Have some self respect.

Oh man, if she loves you more than Hitler she must love you a LOT.

lmao

Even though the "praise kek" thing has gotten a little stale I would still love if I had a girlfriend who was right wing, redpilled and sent me statues and wine.

tits or gtfo

Stop writing notes to yourself you fucking autist!

She should have bought you the 8 yr limited edition.

She's a cunt. Drop her now.

Stop writing notes to yourself you fucking artist!!!!!

You wrote this, your girlfriend is your hand, you've found the right hand.

>mixing of capital letters and lowercase
I'm jealous m8, I always wanted a downy gf

Nice try kid, next time don't oversell it.

Nice larp thread op

>when a traffic light is giving you life advice.

Women are never redpilled
What you need to do is to make her fall in love with you first.
After that you start redpilling her starting on the basics
Basic being firearm ownership
Advanced being kikes
it may take a long time for you to get to kikes
If you are a strong man with patience she will eventually adopt your views.
Only do this on a girl that is wife material and has potential to become awaken.

fuck off attention whore, wrong board

>Lagavulin

Absolutely top tier, enjoy that smokey goodness m80.

where can you buy that amphibian?

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I bet she's a right ol' fatty, unfortunately.

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Even though this really didn't happen this is cringy as fuck.
When a gay pride flag is dropping blackpills

That was a nice thing of your mum to do.