Who are you voting for lads?

Who are you voting for lads?
And why?

Tory.
Labour are too left wing at the moment and the only way we'll sort this country out is with not giving every Tom, Dick and Muhammed hand outs.

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>not giving every Tom, Dick and Muhammed hand outs
>he thinks the cuckservatives will do that

There's no point even voting.

This

Cons are just as muslim loving as Labour, sadly. We truly have no choice. I live in a Labour as fuck area also so it doesn't matter who I vote for seeing as they have and always will win

Will probably vote Tories or UKIP to spite Labour though

>not understanding that under the tories, the handouts still go out, but to the (((rich))) instead of the poor (you)
why are english people so fucking stupid? enjoying your over 9000 tuition that literally YOU voted for? you fucking idiots. the post-subprime recession recovery was always going to happpen. tories just made sure they fucked over poor people under the guise of economic necessity. english people aren't fit to govern themselves, and definitely not scottish people, who see right through this pathetic sham.
fuck the lot of you.

>coming from the country that voted in the SNP

W E W

If I am to be elected, every Brit citizen is to receive two free waifus: one like Nigela Lawson in her prime and another like Hannah Murray.

The first 100 voters will also receive a Rosamund Pike.

>Voting

I'm saving up to move country

Remain because I'm not a xenophobic racist bigot

You do realize that voting doesn't cost money.

The country is finished. Done. I'm awaiting the obituary

voting UKIP obviously

>be scottish
>vote for gibs and muds

You cant lecture anyone Hamish. They are all cunts. Ive only ever voted BNP and UKIP once. But barely even bother these days. The dearth of intellect in our political class is just too depressing. God I miss Bowden...

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Traditionally I have always voted for Labour but this year I'm voting for the Tories because they appear to be the only ones looking out for the interests of what the working class actually want like leaving the EU, more jobs, better trade deals to boost economy, better education standards, etc.

Labour at the moment is far too occupied with problems that exist within the middle class, like they want to cuts to student loans and other worthless crap like that. They can fuck themselves and pay like the fucking rest of us. Jeremy Corbyn is a right fucking dozy twat too, wanting four more bank holidays for some stupid reason. I've not had a job for the last two and a half years because job opportunities are very fucking scarce around here because every cunt's handing them out to the stupid fucking mussies that come in and he's talking about giving the working class more days to sit around and do fuck all? What a fucking bellend.

Spoiling my ballot with "NONE OF THE ABOVE" same as every election.

>Tory. Labour are too left wing

The tory party is a soppy liberal party too mate, why give them any legitimise, they took up where new labour left off. As for your question, No one, I have reconciled this week that United Kingdom is probably too far gone and fucked at this point.

Mate, Sharia May is going to fuck us on Brexit. It'll be some faggot, quasi exit, where nothing really changes. You watch.

UKIP are mostly useless wankers without Are Nige but they will cuck less on Brexit. If in a Tory safe seat, Look at who your Tory MP is, if they are pro-EU vote UKIP. If you are in a marginal seat vote Tory, esp if MP pro Brexit. If in traditional labour heartland and you just care about Brexit atm I'd definitely vote UKIP desu

Lib Dem, they're the only chance of cancelling brexit.

Tories
Labour and Corbyn - I'm convinced have some for of literal retardation. Quite a good analogy really for what came first? The retardation or the socialist analogy
Tim Farron - is an absolute tool and wants to justify an under 50% general election vote for him as reason to nullify the entire Brexit referendum. Plus he looks like an utter twat. Shouldn't be so shallow but can't think of any reason why I'd want him representing the UK.
UKIP - Without Farage are just no. I don't particularly like Paul Nuttall either plus they don't really have any clear cut path. I think UKIP make good opposition to try drag the others more right.
Greens - No.
Conservatives - Don't particularly like them. Seem right wing on the issues I'd rather them be softer on and left wing on the issues I'd rather them be further right on. The snoopers bill is disgusting, I don't particularly trust them but trust them more with Brexit than Labour by a mile and Theresa May seems weaker than what people make her out to be. She's still the strongest leader of the bunch so far though

Why do we have such shit choices. Can anyone really say they're right wing or even centrist with social tendencies leaning right and feel any form of representation in the current government?

I'm from Ipswich and I know the Tory MP, he's a nice chap, really. It's not a safe seat and the people here are really thick and will probably vote for Labour anyway so I'm voting Tory.

I should really go have a word with him on his stance on Brexit, I don't think he's ever made a clear distinction of his opinion on it.

What other fucking choice do we have?

UKIP has nothing, there's no other alternative right wing party and there's a million progressive liberal parties all chatting the same shit.

Drawing a fat veiny cock on my ballot like always

Pic related.

But does that get counted in any fashion? If not, you might as well post your masterpiece so that the public can count it.

Otherwise, the computer algorithms benefit more from a protest vote within the (((system))).

Yeah there's no real ideological difference between Tory and Labour. Hasn't been for decades. However, we never give up on our homelands or our people, lad. The UK is still over 90% White, albeit declining rapidly and things will undoubtedly get worse before they have a chance of getting better, this is certain. But what is also certain is that it is a question of when rather than if. Unfortunately it is human nature to put off things until you are staring right into the abyss, but the fire is starting to rise in our people. Once we have liberated ourselves from our spiritual malaise through the necessity of survival, we will regain our will - and they will be no match for us. At the peak of our Empire we ruled a quarter of the globe; creating 1st world civilisations out of savage infested dirt. If it came to it, we could regain our ancestral lands even if we were reduced to a mere 20% of the population.

I'm going tory because I think UKIP have a very little chance of winning and labour is way to big a threat to risk wasting a vote. I'm making sure my enemies lose rather than my favourite but unpopular candidate win.

>But does that get counted in any fashion?

If you colour it black the ballot counter will put it towards Liberal Democrat votes.

We only use paper ballots counted by (((university students))).

Anything other than a cross in one box is theoretically a spoilt ballot, but they may another method of marking a box, such as a tick.

There is nobody to vote for. Absolutely shocking.

I don't give a shit about brexit/remain but I will vote Lib Dem for the lulz.

>the computer algorithms
It's all counted by hand over here. Spoiling your ballot achieves nothing but it's better than not voting or voting for any existing party which you don't agree with/made up of useless wankers.

What alternative is there? That's why I do this:

Necking yourself would be funnier

Haha another Ipswich user. I don't mind Ben Gummer either. See him about town a lot. I agree with the general consensus of Ipswich being dimwitted. He's managed to win the seat the past two general elections. We are typically a LLabour safe seat in many previous.

Hang yourself. Don't write a note, just go out to a wooded area and please remove yourself. Nobody will miss you.

I'm oop north so UKIP.

No Tory will ever win here in a hundred years. The margin between Labour and UKIP last time was around a thousand votes in this ward.

Right, so the question is if they keep statistics on the number of "accidentally mis-marked ballots" or whatever they might call it.

Because unless they do and the public knows why you have so many mongs who can't fill one out right then it doesn't have any effect. The reason I brought up computer algorithms is that if the algorithms don't interpret these ballots as a protest vote then it's really not doing anything unless you draw enough cocks to kick off a meme with whoever looks at them.

This, I'm registered in a Tory safe seat and I feel like no party really supports my political views or are even genuine about thier policies

Where to?
>inb4 anywhere that will take me

ukip because everyone else supports mass immigration

This actually isn't a bad idea, if all of us who are going to spoil our ballots do it with cock it might get traction

Looks like I'm getting my lulz early this year.

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Observer here.
UKIP is indeed the only one standing to mass immigration. This be said, since you electoral system is fucked up, often it'll be nice to do a useful vote for the Tories, as less gibs means less useless migrants.

Check the last elections' results. If UKIP actually stands a chance, vote for them. If it's a standoff between the Tories and Labour, vote Tory. If the tories don't stand a chance, vote UKIP

Ukip

They record the number of spoilt ballots.

We have a self-enforced two party system.

I don't think a third party has ever won.

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And are these trends reported on or do they go down the memory hole?

From US exposure to UK news sources, I wouldn't be surprised at one of them running a big story over the question of why there are so many spoiled ballots, but will that happen? If not then it is just internal polling for various political operatives, which is good, but not as good as if it were to hit the memetic feedback loop.

They announce it with the results.

They read out how many each party get, then finally how many were discarded.

What is more damning is the number that don't vote.

We have a terrible no-vote fraction as well, even for presidents. If it's not a president then you can expect maybe 10 or 20 people to show up if you're lucky.

But that's the key. What if people turned out in droves just to say "fuck you" and draw a cock on the ballot or whatever else? If it were to enough to point out that people were no longer so apathetic and had mind enough to not just vote for the biggest shit in a pile of crap then surely somebody would take notice.

>tfw you meet another ippy user
;_;7

No they would never pay attention to that, they would just declare the winner and move on

Yeah small world, crazy.

Tory. Anything to stop Corbyn and his loons from getting in. It's a bit of a shame, because my Labour MP is no friend of McDonnell and is clearly on the purge list for Momentum, but the risk is too much. If they were standing as in independent then it could be different. Though she is full-on rapefugees welcome and an atheist so swings and roundabouts.

We'll probably stay Labour, but not necessarily, the majority isn't insurmountable, though it did grow at the last election.

To be honest, a lot of my desire for a Tory win is because of the Corbynite tears from all the people I went to school with, the type of middle-class people who like to pretend they're poor because they think it gives them street cred, and rail against the "evil rich" like their parents who were too busy working to give them enough attention as a kid.

I don't know what you think labour will do that the conservatives won't.

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Corbyn's soft on terrorism and defence, wants our nukes gone, would be fine handing the Falklands to the Argies, friends with terrorists and all that. As much as saner people might reign him in, his cabinet aren't those people. They're nutjobs themselves or incompetents, or both. He'd be taken for a fucking ride by our enemies, who would love to exploit his natural inclination to side with them over his own countrymen. Even if he can be stopped from weakening us, he certainly won't strengthen us.

Don't clap it triggers me, do jazz hands please.

Good lad. Britain is a joke of a country and should be treated like one. England, Scotland and Wales as independent countries would receive my respect though.

We're the slaves of the phony leaders
Breathe the air we have blown you.

Quite right. Best avoid any perceived micro-aggressions.

Least Britain will actually be a country.

Terrible b8, potatofriend.

Vote Tony Blair

That would be the obvious traditional response. However, we are in the age of big data, which opens up new avenues for innovation.

I heard Obama's big data guy give a speech. The other day, I heard the anti-Trump news not just suggest the way forward would be to take more polls to figure out if people were happy with X, Y, or Z, since it's all getting so messy. And then they even touch on whether or not it could all come undone if the various countries in Europe were to decide they'd rather not continue with the status quo.

I don't think this is the time to be discouraged by old and tired reactions.

whenever i fill out job applications etc i put down that im black just in case

Taxing people less is not the same as giving people handouts.

Vote Tories or let your country go to shit with over spending... Choose one.

why are scottish people such an embarrassment to the union

i'd rather be from norwich

Voting for establishment shills.
>well done

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The only viable vote is tory at this point

Live in a safe Labour seat would vote UKIP but they came 3rd in the last election so they have no chance. So it will have to be cons.

Would also like to vote Lib Dems because the one who's standing as my local MP lives close to me. A shame tho even tho the guys a great guy Lib Dems are against Brexit and I cant give them any love.

Btw anyone here from Boston and Skegness going to be voting UKIP?

I want to vote ukip but it seems like a wasted vote.

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WTF I love labour now

Where you live?

Why do all our leaders look like utter goons. I always cringe when I see our PM's stood next to other world leaders. They never look or act strong.

Labour MP in my constituency has a majority of less than 3% with conservatives coming second in 2015.

Gonna vote Tory so I can do by bit for killing the Labour party.

labour because i'm pissed off about our shitty train service, our deranged foreign policy that has completely fucked up the middle east and what's happening to the NHS.

Swindon

>labour because i'm pissed off about our shitty train service, our deranged foreign policy that has completely fucked up the middle east and what's happening to the NHS.
>labour privatised the trains
>labour invaded Iraq and Afganistan
>labour began privatisation of the NHS

Absolutely epic.

the absolute state of the left