Can't we all agree that German is the most beautiful language?
Can't we all agree that German is the most beautiful language?
Agreed. A beautiful woman speaking German is a gift from god
Amerifat can't day Köln or Düsseldorf
Say*
Arabic isn't a nice language, burger.
It truly is
HEIL unserer glorreichen Sprache!
It's not. I wouldn't call it pleasant.
Do hälscht besser dei Schnauzen jetzt ja?
German language is like the german people, useful, logical, but with a complete lack of humour and beauty. You simply can't sing or flirt in german.
Bavarians are subhumans.
see
>implying that's bavarian
Bin kein Bayer.
Dennoch falsch.
Heil die Sultan
They speak German? Damn. I thought they spoke turkish and arabic. God damn I am shocked daaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn.
Nur Kuhficker fangen an in ihrem Dialekt auf deutsch zu schreiben.
stealing our shit
agreed, I started studying it about a month ago, very powerful language
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hörrens jung isch kann dir ochens mal minne aal drinhänge du alde dreckssauuo
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We can all agree but that won't make it true, Sausagebro.
no. its fucked up.
daily reminder that house Windsor used to be House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha
yeah, your anthem is shit
God tier:
French
Italian
High tier:
Hungarian
Russian
Dutch/Flemish
Mid tier:
English
Japanese
Cantonese
All other euro languages
Low tier:
Spanish
Portuguese
Korean
Anything not listed
Shit tier:
Arabic
Mandarin
Bengali
Punjabi
Stop talking tier:
German
Hindi
>French
>God Tear
loses war to birds tier:
Ausfailia
>language in which every word sounds like a name of weapon of mass destruction
>beautifull
>Tear
Inventing your own language now?
Schnauze du Polacken Affe
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Don't tell me Swedish isn't the most beautiful language, especially when spoken by women
i would place english in top tier purely because of its poetic nature and influence. It makes for beautiful singing.
DELETE
>HABL HABL FLIGEN FLUGEN HAUBSTARKE HITLA KONZETRACIONE KUBLEWAGEN YA YA YAAAA!
So butifel.
something something germans are subhumans
Yeah, bad as I feel about it (because she was and is a fucking Berlin lefty-liberal Bahnhofklatscher cunt) I feel, every time I listen to Wir Sind Helden, Judith Holofernes's enunciation of the somehow simultaneously lithe and ponderous syllables of the German language - like smooth-worn boulders borne exhilaratingly along by a rushing mountain stream - intensely sensually seductive.
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There is something particularly poignant and affecting about such a profoundly ethnically German girl (her real name is Judith Holfelder von der Tann, for fuck's sake, that could be straight out of Walther von der Vogelweide) fitting a semi-denatured Neudeutsch around a rootless, Anglo-American indie-rock melody. The voice ensures that the soundscape of jangling guitars and landscape of post-industrial, US-occupied, sexually promiscuous metropolises is somehow haunted still by the ghost of some beautiful virgin milkmaid or clergyman's daughter releasing the sweet, still, pellucid notes of a Schubertlied into some Silesian meadow two hundred years ago.
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Also if a bayer could voocaroo this I'd really appreciate. vielen dank im voraus
LMAO
And just to round the thread off nicely, a brief list of the real Himalayan pinnacles of stupidity achieved in what has been, pretty much from beginning to end, a parade of ignorance:
> You simply can't sing or flirt in german.
Yeah. Right. That's why about 75% of the world's great vocal music - Bach, Mozart, Schubert, Schumann, Wagner - is the setting of German texts.
>Mid tier:
English
Japanese
Cantonese
>Shit tier:
Arabic
Mandarin
Bengali
Punjabi
Only a fucking Australian could be dumb enough not to know, in 2017, that Mandarin and Cantonese are the same language.
You have to be 18 to post here
Feels great to be a jew
>language in which every word sounds like a name of weapon of mass destruction
>every word sounds like a name of weapon of mass destruction
>like a name of weapon of mass destruction
German confirmed for most based language in zhe world by Polandanon.
>>language in which every word sounds like a name of weapon of mass destruction
And somehow it isn't the most awesome language in existence?
German is an ugly language
You are trying to convince yourself if you say otherwise
Everyone knows Swedish is the most beautiful language
Fucking hell, who made this map?
There are a bunch of mistakes.
German sounds ugly.
y-you are ugly
>>>Handschuhe
>>>Fahrstuhl
>>>Fernseher
German people are batshit insane reflected in their functionally autistic language.
Modern German is also very gay.
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The English language is the heart, soul, and backbone of all "Anglo" accomplishments. Without it they're nothing. Without it they're German.
Beautiful woman from Germany .Top kek
>>>>Handschuhe
>>>>Fahrstuhl
>>>>Fernseher
What is wrong with any of these words?
They accurately describe what these things are.
Say squirrel right now. You can't.
Just think how popular German would be right now if they won the first world war, or the second
This is a timeline denied its German
It will be dead within 100 years
top kek
The only language that rivals English is French, sorry.
Skwirröll
I just came
Hitlerfags better start learning Arabic.
I still don't understand why we call cellphones "Handy".
>*in Berlin
>*migrant background includes other Europeans (Russians, Poles, Italians, etc.)
If you say so Hans.
Franch is a reddit meme tier language.
>er nennt sein Schlaufon Handy
dann sag halt Mobiltelefon, Klaus
>High tier
>Fucking dutch
Dutch sounds like a retarded Plattdeutscher with a throat cold who injected too much botox
kek even if it's only 20% brown shitstains, or even less than that you're still completely fucked
you passed the point of no return years ago, now it's only a question of time
germany will become majority muslim within 50 years or 100 years or 200 years, but it will happen it is not something that can be reversed anymore
>mein handy
was it autism
It's shit. Orc SHPRAKH. Romance languages sound a lot more pleasant. Even English sounds better thanks to Latin and French loanwords.