If you could kill ANYONE in world history

Who would it be?


>Pic related for me

I'd fucking double tap him in the nuts.

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That got me thinking, how much different would western civilization be if this man was smothered in the crib?

way too many variables to figure that one out bud. Would there have been facsism as a counter reaction to commies? What would russia be like? fuck that's impossible to think

there probably would be less coherence among in leftist politics. marx basically shat on every other socialists movements before and during his time and gave political philosophy to the socialists movements as a weapon.

>Wanting to kill a nonviolent political philosopher because violence was committed in his name way later

I thought you guys were the free speech warriors?

I would've killed the Führer, but only just after Stalingrad.

That way, some slightly more reasonable people like Göring or Beck could've taken over and controlled the damage, while allowing Hitler to be a more accepted idol as there would be no Holohoax cult.

Free speech is fine and all until you deal with others who want to steal your rights.

Obviously Muhammed.

At least 80% of Europe's problems alone would be averted.

free speech is a lie that the left and right promises but do not fundamentally believe in it. it inevitably allows dangerous opponents a platform that could gain momentum and destroy you from the inside.

Tfw Marx is a god and 100 billion gorillionz was not enough.

Moses and if Abraham was real

I'd kill Hitler after the Anschluss so that he wouldn't destroy Deutschland with a war he could not win..

If reality was Warhammer, would Marx be a Chaos God by this point?

July 1, 1848

Dear Diary,
Today I decided to steal everyone else's rights. Mwahahahaha. My political philosophy has nothing to do with worker exploitation and worker uprising. That's all a ruse. I just want to steal people's rights. I hope woke-as-fuck NONVIOLENT FREE-SPEECH WARRIORS from the future don't realize this and come back to kill me after they're done curb stomping antifa!
yours truly,
Karl the Kuck

George Washington.

Fucking this.
Huge chunk of (((their))) foot-soldiers gone.

What is your political incentive for admitting this?

I am curious.

He was arguing for workers during a period of time when those were treated like shit. The sjw culture, feminism and other "marxist" degeneracy that pol hates, didn't exist in ussr for example, Marx had little do with its current uprising

The "Prophet" Muhammad. If he ever existed in some way, that is.

Fuck you!!!!!

Just to clean /pol& from reddit

There is no incentive. This is an observation that I am recounting.

This.

You can dislike Communism for all its real-world manifestations (North Korea, Stalinism, Maoism, etc.) But admit those were fundamentally nationalist protectionist worker-driven movements that turned violent.

This SJW shit is not Marxism. It is the result of a generation of hippies who became teachers re-imagining Marxism in their own image, and using their classroom as a means of distributing it to children.

He wrote about abolishing private property.

His words are inherently dangerous.

The first (((chosen one)))

Ok

There's something I notice in political conversations where someone will come in and make a very even-handed statement about how all sides are evil and trying to manipulate you.

And while to an extent I agree, I wonder what motivates those people to be so even-handed and to not take part in the mass-manipulation. The rhetoric and counter-rhetoric. The knife-twists. The false-flags. The memes. etc.

Yes but I think it's a fair point that you can't say for certain that some other fuck-wad ideology wouldn't be used in place of Marxism to subjugate people in a time of extreme wealth inequality and civil unrest.

Blutcher

Hitler revealed his power levels too soon. I would've not killed him but slapped in the face and said: "be calm, concentrate!"

For killing I would kill the swedish jew who introduced modern multiculturalism in the 1970's. I can't recall his name but would find out if I had the opportinity to kill him.

W H O A

Maybe, whatever. I am saying that western leftism is a phenomenon of its own and doesn't have much to do with Marx.

>having forced equality isn't thievery of rights
all the results of communism in history prove it

I'm sure that they do more often then not. I think it comes from ideological fatigue plus a general uncertainty in their own beliefs.

>That's my purse, I don't know you

There would still be civilization of some kind in the middle east.

Therefore we must kill Karl Marx

I mean no way will someone else fill the historical vacuum by coming up with similar ideas and publishing them.

And if they do we have to keep going back in time and killing them! Until nobody left has those ideas.

Only then will we be free to say and think what we want!

forgot pic

Muhammad.

Killing individual people sadly does not fix problems.

>ideological fatigue plus a general uncertainty in their own beliefs.

I think it is good for people to occasionally feel this way???

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What if we killed all the individual people except a few?

Hard choice.

From old times, probably Plato, because without Plato Christianism wouldn't have come into being.

From modern times, either Churchill or Lenin. Churchill was a traitorous cunt, without which maybe Europe wouldn't have been divided on a napkin. And without Lenin, maybe communism wouldn't have spread to Russia, causing so much stagnation in Eastern Europe.

Abraham.

Mayer Amschel Rothschild
>German Jewish banker and the founder of the Rothschild banking dynasty. Referred to as the "founding father of international finance"

Although it's possible someone else would have come up with international banking by now. But since he gets the credit, he's on the list.

I don't think I am being a centrist just because I made that statement alone.

general uncertainty in their own beliefs.

I've already made my opinions and that comes down to a rejection in unlimited free speech with in mind, certain groups that are convincing us that we should certainly have relatively and absolutely less individual freedoms in exchange for material security and the false romanticized vision of the past brought back to life.

>maybe Europe wouldn't have been divided on a napkin

Europe was never whole or unified. Not even in the belief of European superiority.

P O W E R
V A C U U M

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>communism has killed hundreds of millions of people
"Hey bro you can't kill people who disagree with you man"
Leftypol everyone

Well, the EU kinda managed to fix that. But it's imperfect.

You got me thinking... To really have an impact it would have to be multiple people assassinating certain figures throughout time. But it would be hard to foresee the implications.

>All the plebs ITT wanting to kill already dead people.
Hard choice, but George Soros.

Hitler so we wouldn't have a generation of braindead monkeys like all of Sup Forums

It's still their right to say whatever they want to say. Them saying "that's racist" doesn't fucking stop you from saying it.

whos stopping me of killing anyone though?
But it would be judas

>no facism and hitler so whites having pride in their ethnicity isn't demonized
>russian dosn't become an alcoholic shithole
Was marx the worst person to live in human history?

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Isaac

Killing Marx wouldn't do shit. Eventually people would come to the conclusion of communism after the government cut their welfare off.

Moses probably

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Eve.
She is not my grandmother if she dieded.

Moses.

Did Russian peasants have welfare?

He'd be our worlds equivalent of Tzeentch

Pic related

Gnaeus Pompeius "Magnus".

hitler, because austria could have retaken the empire and an combined austria italy germany, would kill stalin

Yep, Karl the Cuck has to go, though he's the most influential person in modern history. It's impossible to imagine a timeline without him.

Probably Woodrow Wilson. Then the kaiserreich might still be around, which means either no ww2 or ww2 under different (probably more desirable) circumstances.

If that doesn't work, then John Wilkes booth. Lincoln would have lived and then given the freed slaves a free ride back to Africa, solving SO many of today's social issues

It's a meme, but I'd probably kill Hitler, because we got a war that destroyed Europe and made it impossible to criticize the Jews because "muh 6 gorrillion".

just stop WW1. WW1 already weakened europe to a point where a WW2 was invetible.

Why the hell is the barbary lion in all of old European paintings? Was he being exported or was there a lion species in Europe that was similiar to the on in the Atlas?

But how do I kill WWI? Even assassinating Franz Ferdinand's assassin would probably not stop it.

I didn't think pol was into virtue signaling

>123371175
mohammed. kill that faggot

without ol adolf kicking off stalin would have probably taken over europe and been even worse to stop/recover from

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WW1 was inevitable. WW2 was inevitable. The world was set in power politics, and everyone had already selfishly committed to coming out on top of the eternal cycles of security dilemmas and thucydides traps.

But what would have been Stalin's justification for war? Stalin basically ended up with Eastern Europe as a result of the War anyways.

I fucking choose J.P. Morgan. That bastard ruined Nikola Tesla's dream.

Walt fucking Disney

I would kill the first human then.

Abraham.

>and property

subjective

daemon prince only. Powerful though

some other worthless NEET would have come up with the same ideas

all things considered, it was pretty great that it worked out the way it did, with the USSR taking the brunt of the damage in WW2. imagine a Russia that allied with Germany, or how powerful Russia would be if they didn't get involved in the war at all.

I would kill the mitochondrial Eve.

Rousseau. Marx wouldn't even exist without Rousseau.

your faggot dad, for making this faggot thread, then i'd fuck that whore that would have been your mother had i not spared her the trouble of carrying your dad's useless seed.

that's not muhammad though
ali was literally assassinated shortly after the start of his reign

I would give the first human mein kampf.

it wouldnt make any sense to him, its better to kill first feminists

A lot worse

Now THAT got me thinking.

I'd kill Seth Mcfarland

I'd kill (((Abba Arika)))
Because of this guy, the entirety of modern kikery has been created. Without him, there would be no communism, no feminism, no post-modernism, no degeneracy, no race-mixing, no collectivism, no internationalism. Fuck this guy.

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I would kill myself. Originalo

>kill one life to save over 100 million lives
>muh free speech!!

Woodrow Wilson