"STOP! Vashi dokumenty pozaluysta."

>"STOP! Vashi dokumenty pozaluysta."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Vozhd narodov (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking USSR official (Pass)
>Blue = NKVD (Pass)
>Red = RKKA (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the USSR (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Yellow = Nazi (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden capitalist (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Heterosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Southern Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to Northern front
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Moscow
>Triples = You personally lead the Soviet invasion of the country flag above your post
>37 = Promoted to Marshall (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1917 = Become the new Vozhd Narodov () and confiscate all private property of the country flag above your post
>Quads= USSR wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Gulag
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Soviet man and are conscripted into the Soviet Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Soviet Union on the side of the Axis to rescue you
>Quads = Reich win

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Meh, fuck commies but I have nothing better to do.

davai

H-Hey

davai blyat

I guess it's gulag time.

kurwa

suka blyt have some vodka

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Jazda z kacapami

This must be my lucky day, I got my trabant 4 years early AND there was food in the shop!

Hello there, fellow High Ranking Official

lets do nothing for the rest of our lifes m8

Da komissar !

I'm basically russian, you can let me pass

See

>bet you its green

proast

Let's try it

AY HOL UP

King Julio ninth

Fucking commies

Hello, comrade! How goes the starvation?

Roll

Don't mess with my time, private, I must speak to general at once!

Fuck you this is 'Merica.

>Pink = Heterosexual (Arrest on sight)
>Heterosexual
>Arrest on sight

a

I HATE BLACK PEOPLE

OGONY!

roll for nazi

Out of the way.

Bow down to the power of the leaf

BLYAT

Commie scum.

rull

Hoping for comfy

White as fucking snow.

Sure. Roll.

>pashol nahui mudak

rolling

Roll

Here you go, officer.

predicting i'm fucked, but ya never know

Fucking commies

He'll!

fuck off commie scum

kek, I missed that

Greetings fellow officers. How many enlisted idiots have you sent to their deaths today?

Slav(e)s to the jews

privyet, comrade

rawl

H-hello comrade.

Sure thing, Captain Commie!

If you're allowed to pass in a commie society, you're a low quality serf, or too beta to be a threat.

Gas the bolshevik kikes

lets liberate

youtube.com/watch?v=wj132aBSMxQ

buenas tardes

how dare you, I am your Führer

go b blyat

COCИ ХУЙ БЫДЛO
HACOCAЧ
CEЙДЖ ХAЙД

Roll

PRIVYET

Will I follow my great grandpa?

Boт мoи дoкyмeнти.

Eat shit, communigger.

Tы вpaг coвeтcкoгo нapoдa, Pyки вepх!

SHTO CYYYKAAA?

roll for nazi quads

nigger

>asks for mah pass
>"sure thing mr.officer sir"
>look deep within myself
>roll

hostile takeover get

No sir, no germans here

inshallah everyone!

opa

Fuck commies

So sorry comrade Commissar. Here are my papers I apologize for inconveniencing you.

fuck u

Rulsky tree. No gyet treads!

CYKA BYLAT

fuck off faggot

roll

>Heterosexual, (arrest on sight)

I'm a red blooded American, damn it

Cyka

fuck off to Sup Forums with your roll faggotry

Gutentag meine kameraad

Better dead than Red.

I'm sorry for interrupting the circlejerk, but there seems to be a leak of gas.
>Can't make this shit up

DAS JUDEN

hi

I'm a Jew so I assume I will get NKVD

rolling

I am a friend of the Russian federation, relax my friend.

lel

You look pretty russian to me comrade.

Let me pass officer

Nyet

rolling

da tovarich

Hello greatest ally.