Americans...

Americans, for those of you with a German background: what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?

Pros
>solid food, nothing sophisticated like French cuisine, but rustic, simple and delicious
>center of Europe, easy travel to other great European destinations thanks to short distances and cheap airfare
>everybody speaks english
>no mexicans, hardly any niggers
>Europe's strongest economy
>great job opportunities
>universal healthcare
>minimum wage
>a proud cultural history: Goethe, Schiller, Bach, Beethoven, Kant, Hegel, Hesse, Mann, Wernher von Braun, Einstein, Leibnitz, Gauss, and hundreds of others
>Oktoberfest
>beer
>open, liberal society
>no general speed limit

Cons
>hard to learn language that foreigners perceive as sounding harsh
>slight muslim problem
>no guns
>open, liberal society

How about it? You could probably enjoy a higher quality of life here, and in return you'd teach us how to be badass

If the new government was a Christian theocracy or absolute monarchy with no separation between church and state - I'd be all for it. At it's present state, who in the hell would fight and die for tranny rights, feminist/matriarchal rule, and sodomites?

>what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?

delusions of lunacy

>Christian theocracy or absolute monarchy with no separation between church and state

Yeah, no.

>slight muslim problem

Not so slight Hans

>Not so slight Hans

It's so slight it's practically non-existence, with a few cases of enhanced intimacy and truck incidents here and there.

As long as I am allowed to take up residence in my family's now government-owned schloss as is my birthright then I'm down

Was it expropriated? When exactly?

Merkel is still around? Gonna be a hard pass for me. Good luck Hans.

as an ethnic german it saddens me to say, but i really hope the arabs brings some hurt to you. Germany is without God, and even though i despise muslims they will surely rein in your degeneracy and put your women in their place where you refuse to. It's the only way it seems. Atheism is an abomination and the damage you have caused is uncalculable After you are broken, then I have no doubt either russia or america will invade.

It was actually sold by my family in 1938 and has been a museum since then [spoilersdontworkonpol]but i still want it back[/spoiler]


I have heard a relative of mine still lives in another manor in Denmark as well

>i really hope the arabs brings some hurt to you

Christian compassion, everyone.

Get rid of Merkel and get Hitler 2.0
And I would die a thousand times over for the fatherland

t. American of German descent (family came over in the early 1900s, have a bit of potato nigger blood in me though unfortunately)

>It was actually sold by my family in 1938

That sucks, user. European castles can be downright beautiful, even the smaller ones.

No, it's far more comfy here in America than in Germany. Don't get me wrong, I'd like to visit, but my country will always have my undying love.

I think you should return to reddit hans. nobody, not even germans, will fight and die for your degeneracy, least of all atheists.

Well then you'd better go on and pray we get killed by Arabs. It's what Jesus would do.

My mother is German. There's no way I would want to permanently move to Germany in its current political state, nor would she.

plane ticket and i'm there...also german waifu who will teach me german

>solid food, nothing sophisticated like French cuisine, but rustic, simple and delicious
It ain't good food.
>center of Europe, easy travel to other great European destinations thanks to short distances and cheap airfare
Fair.
>everybody speaks english
Yeah, but I don't wanna be the only guy who doesn't speak the other language
>no mexicans, hardly any niggers
I don't care about mexicans
>Europe's strongest economy
As opposed to the world's strongest economy
>great job opportunities
There are jobs everywhere
>universal healthcare
This is a pro?
>minimum wage
Amazingly enough, the US actually has minimum wage
>a proud cultural history: Goethe, Schiller, Bach, Beethoven, Kant, Hegel, Hesse, Mann, Wernher von Braun, Einstein, Leibnitz, Gauss, and hundreds of others
Lol, your country is actually younger than ours
>Oktoberfest
>beer
Literally the worst alcoholic drink
>open, liberal society
lel
>no general speed limit
Oh, well that convinced me

Not even for a couple of years? I spent an entire school year in the States a few years ago, wouldn't mind living there again for a few years some time.

God didn't forsake you, you did through your own pride. Just remember that you caused this, you the atheist did this.

>replying twice to the same comment
how mad are you?

>no guns
Can't do it unless I'm allowed to help with the Islam problem.

>This is a pro?

Maybe I need to experience the magic of medical bankruptcy first to really be able to objectively judge the value of universal health care.

don't worry kraut many red pilled german americans see the survival of germany as a top priority..plans are in the works

I think about it often, actually. I'm learning the language, albeit slowly, and would certainly consider moving, if I could make a good living.

>I'm learning the language

Do you find it difficult? When I compare German to English or French/Spanish, I'm glad German is my native tongue and I don't have to learn it.

>slight muslim problem
heh german comedy

>dood our health care system is garbage-tier, but it's ok because everyone can access the same garbage!

Germany you convinced me
im moving out

>No guns

Also known as slavery.

Burger reporting

>What did it take for you user?

One of your women. I'm learning German, getting married to her, etc. But as soon as she finishes school we're out. I mean it seriously when I say quality of life here is low.

Most Germans have a 10th grade education and live below poverty line by American standards. Plus, winter spans most of the year and is depressing as fuck. Energy prices are four times higher than the states, gas prices are 3 times higher. I could go on. If you like your box, stay here.

But Americans come from the genetics of those whose nature is a willingness to take risk and establish a better life elsewhere. I guess the reason why we're Americans is the reason why they still wouldn't stay today. There's a reason why your here and Americans are there.

Start a civil war against the left and I'll come join the fight

'Hardly any niggers' please. No guns and cucked liberal society is a deal breaker for me

I wan't to but can't right now :(

It would literally take an exact replication of waffen ss divisions being reinstated and removal of all degenerates being our mission

>>open, liberal society

yea... I will trade this open liberal society with any burger just to get my own home in north dakota for cheap and the right to shoot niggas off my lawn

german isn't hard if you're not a retard imo

it's similar enough to english that I didn't have a hard time getting the basics down, though I'm still not fluent

Take all of them back. You can all worship your fuhrer Merkel, LARP about being a pagan and troo roots, and shill for socialist collectivism.

America is an Anglo-Celtic Protestant Christian nation.

>who in the hell would fight and die for tranny rights, feminist/matriarchal rule, and sodomites?
Pretty much why I'll never enlist. I always wanted to serve my country but I realized a few years ago it doesn't deserve my service. Not for those specific reasons but yeah this is the mindset.

Haha?
der, die, das, nominitve, dative, akusitive, propositions, verb prefixes

It's not easy

>least of all atheists
atheist here, would die any time to make germany great again

Both sides of my family emigrated from the Palatines in the early 1700s. They lived among Swiss mennonites in lancaster PA for 200 years. Sad what has become of the fatherland.

Agree.

Took me three months of living before hearing the language sounded like anything undifferentiated noise coming out of someone's mouth. Even after being able to hear one word ends and another behins, it's still a slow process. I should also add that this is native speakers assuming I'm also a native speaker, and tasking to me at full speed. Once they realize I have no fucking clue what they just said, they just offer a modest smile with that "... bless his heart..." look.

I'll respond in English because it's quicker even though I can speak German.
Both of my parents were German and I've visited many times. Roasted potatoes, sauerkraut, and sausage is my comfort food. I absolutely love the country and would move there for a few years to try it out, as I'm still young and have nothing tying me down yet. The things keeping me from doing it though are the high taxes and the hyper-liberal atmosphere. I care deeply about the environment and helping other people, but having grown up in the US, it's just a bit much in Germany. especially that thing you guys did where you let over one million undocumented young men cross your border from the middle east. That's a huge turn off.

As a person that was forced to learn Cantonese for a job, let me assure you that German is not that hard in comparison to something with 6 tones and a completely different writing system.

Assimilation means we aren't German anymore, except for a few plattsdeutchers in Penn who are a separate kind of German from what you are. Germany is no longer the homeland of German-descended Americans, America is.

That being said, my time in Germany was heavenly and I want to see you guys survive and excise the cancer. But you are run by cancer, and cancer in our own part of the world makes it hard to organize some kind of crusade.

If there was a large movement with organization and funding I would enlist. Let's be absolutely clear about this though: it's going to have to involve genocide-level killings not only of the islamic and subsaharan bacteria, but also the posh leftist German viruses that make up most of your people. Are you prepared to have "German"-Americans arriving to kill your own aunts and cousins?

I swear upon my Mecklenburger family name that if this ever happens I'll be shooting your people down like flies, because you inflicted this upon yourselves.

Shit meant the Palatinate

>especially that thing you guys did where you let over one million undocumented young men cross your border from the middle east. That's a huge turn off.

I say, let bygones be bygones!

Thanks for the kind words though. Feels good not to be universally hated on Sup Forums for a change

>slight

Alter, german food sucks, there are hordes of muslims, taxes are huge and go to HARTZIV people who never work or to refugees.

You can still get a gun. You just need a license for it.

Two things.
1: The guarantee that you'd teach me to speak German without laughing. Even once.
2: A DNA test to prove I'm actually Germanic. I have no idea. I have an English last name, but my great grandparents were illiterate when they came to America and couldn't spell their name, so customs just gave them one of the more common ones. They could've been from basically anywhere north of Turkey.

>You just need a license for it.
So you are prevented by the state from being a full Homo sapiens of the year 2017, unless you ask the state for approval. No thanks, I'd rather get a gun illegally and complete my extended phenotype without being scrutinized.

>Germans need a license to be a complete Human being

My father loves Germany and his heritage, but our family is distinctly pro-American. I'd say most German Americans on the east coast love America but have lots of German traditions handed down from their immigrant ancestors.

That said, I wouldn't visit any European country. America is big and diverse enough without the risk of getting run over by an attack truck.

Personally probably not not at least until there's was a larger counter movement. Not gonna go to a land that offers less freedom especially where it matters most and also is culturally suiciding

I would fight. But in return I would want citizenship and a monthly stipend once the war is over. German won't be hard to learn in the trenches while we are getting bombarded. Long live Germany.

America and Europe are nothing alike. You're just as likely to get shot by a nigger here anyway

I keep seeing this guy, who is he?

>what would it take
A real, concerted effort by a group that is seriously dedicated to stamping out the degeneracy and making Germany great again, that would be helped by my joining.
None of this universal healthcare or liberal society shilling; I won't come unless huge change is promised. It's got to be a lot better than America for me to leave.
Also, isn't German one of the easiest languages to learn? It's like English, but with more straightforward pronunciation.