Kim Jong Un just said he is going to nuke Tel Aviv on Thursday

Kim Jong Un just said he is going to nuke Tel Aviv on Thursday

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Can't wait for that draft notice to come in the mail.

Source or it didn't happen leaf.

Is he, dare I say, our guy?

Now Kim Jong Un is ok in my book.

Nothing will happen. I'm a journalist currently in NK and they don't ha-

if he does that all will be forgoved

I can't believe he'd do that to the Palestinians.

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source

It will probably be a small nuke that doesn't reach Palestine (yes Tel Aviv is rightfully Palestinian territory but right now Israel occupies it so it's mostly only dirty kikes that will die as long as it's a small nuke)

Finally Some good news at last

Fuck off you larping retards

Why wait? Show the world NK means business.

No source, sage.

op is faggot probably fake but still

DO IT KIM; DO IT!!!! IF YOU ARE GOING DOWN ;GO DOWN BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He said he would destroy the US too.

I would unironically BBBRRAAAPP a brick if this happened.

Don't know about Thursday, but...

jpost.com/Israel-News/North-Korea-threatens-Israel-with-merciless-thousand-fold-punishment-489316

jpost.com/Israel-News/North-Korea-threatens-Israel-with-merciless-thousand-fold-punishment-489316
Didn't say what day he'd do it though.

>fat communist chink nukes israel

Thats not fair, we should be able to nuke israel, not the gommies.

No, you fuck off ! I don't see your name on the board.

>inb4 Samson option used against the Juden


KEK

more?

MFW we all just assume Kim is /ourguy/ and not just a mentally ill crybaby who knows they're in control and hates everybody.

>behold, the burger
>JUST

kek vult jew blood

Sure. I'm tempted to blow this thread up with mummy posting. Shit slide thread anyway, perfect place to start mum-posting

>just a mentally ill crybaby
but thats exactly why he is Sup Forumss guy

I sure hope this fucktard isn't having suicidal thoughts.
Because he's got a button for it.

please do, nothing will come of this thread anyway and i need to make a good collection of her

>suicides by nuking Israel first.
yeah, we're all okay with that.

So you want the rares?

Assuming you won't fight Israel's war, Goy

75% of German posts are made by delusional faggots with Stockholm Syndrome who cry about hownracist Sup Forums is or abduls who cry about about how racist Germans are. Whoch one are you?

There's a nuclear launch site 60 Km from my location.
Wouldn't bet on it not being nuked in case of nuclear warfare.
Also, literally everywhere I could fleed to is closer to NK.

sure the best of the best also

Richard Spencer here. Israel is our ally. A strong Israel is a strong America!

That's one way to go from zero to hero.

Not our guy, he's a fat commie gook

>North Korean ICBMs can't reach Europe yet.
>They nuke Israel instead.
>Israel's Samson option nukes the rest of the world.
Really makes you think.

It's so hard to chose which is best. Mum doesn't really have any bad angles. The trick is choosing the best one for the right response.

jpost.com/Israel-News/North-Korea-threatens-Israel-with-merciless-thousand-fold-punishment-489316

Oh great, another one.

very true, send the best webms then of her smiling preferably

alright. do it. Sup Forums is a fucking mess anyway.

oh shit

>4 seconds apart

ORDER 66 BURGERS

>NK launches missile
>US shoots it down seconds after launch
>fires own nuke at Mecca from sub in NK waters and fakes the telemetry
>NK gets blame, everybody believes the poor guidance explanation
Everybody wins

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im so tired of hearing of this fucking attention whore why cant we just cut off internet for all of korea like china fuck them

Not that I would really care, but what did Israel do to Best Korea?

>Tel Aviv

and nothing of value will be lost

Kim was always /ourguy/

That actually brought tears to my eyes.
She is so sweet.

LOL
Then do it faggot

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She is a good mum.

SHE IS TOO FUCKING CUTE

youtube.com/watch?v=KHo7bqp3_Xw

KEK

the BEST!

YES!

>threatens U.S.
>results in multiple failed nuclear "tests"
>threatens Israel
>will result in multiple failed nuclear "tests"

Why are people afraid of this guy, again? I'm halfway convinced these test launches are legit strike attempts, but NK is just too retarded do pull them off. Their fucking eyes aren't even wide enough to see where they're supposed to be shooting.

Shoah 2.0 Electric Boogaloo

next time don't use the dash, kiddo

Thats funny, because on that very same day Im going on a tinder date with Jennifer Lawrence.

And she's DTF

yesss this type of stuff. make haste my son before 404

youtu.be/2nKuoNhihh4

pre solid plan tb h

Albanian Sith? Best timeline!

Please god, let the madman drop a nuke on Israel.

Meme magic Go!

There are 4,945.89 miles between Tel Aviv and the PRK. Kim can't even get a missile to clear the Sea of Japan. How the fuck is he going to bomb Tel Aviv

>if he does that all will be forgoved
I hate that i agree with a foreigner

Geopolitical Proxy Warfare for Dummies

Rule 1 - Never interfere with 2 enemies destroying each other.

Kim Jong Un just sealed his fate we would never let them say that about our greatest ally and get away with it...

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This is fantastic. Prove me wrong.

It's time we unleash our hounds, goy's

Not gonna like fighting a war for some jews but at least I can kill some slant commies.

he threatened Israel

gonna go to war for sure now

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You lucky bastard. Wish I could live at ground zero. Is your plan to eek out a post apocalyptic survivalist scenario? Maybe morph into a ghoul? When you hear the sirens go off grab your baseball glove and run out to see if you can catch it.

Those digits tell me you need more faith in kek user...shadilay

did vlad get his dick wet with her?

I'm live 1km away from the second largest military base in australia. I'm fucked if shit goes down.

beautiful moar

You aren't fucked, you win the lottery. Bring beer and play party music.

She's a beauty

Czeched
Also, who is this bright angel?

No. He just respects mummy for being the bestest mum.

source: fucking retarded leaf on Sup Forums

but i want to fight on korean soil and fuck their women


my god. stop I'm going to die

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It's mum.

You actually want fatboi's sloppy seconds????

did she breastfeed?

hngggggh

Don't die on us user.

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I'm a savage, man. i do not care.


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH