Sup Forums on suicide watch

Sup Forums on suicide watch

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Nice one chad!
Keep up the shilling, one day they will turn on their agendas!

Fatton Pozwalt

>occupy democrats
>Paton Oswalt
Yea clearly, Idk how we'll ever recover.

Woah, watch out Alt- Right losers!

KILLED
HIS
WIFE

if only his wife wasnt on suicide watch

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>occupy democrats

What a pathetic , weasly , subhumah

>you will never lose so hard in your life that you refuse to refer to the duly democratically elected president of the united states as the president

That's the kid from The Sixth Sense?

He got FAT!

I wonder why this goblin killed his wife without having any sort of backup plan. Wait, he has a daughter right?

Patton Oswalt is America's wife killer palate cleanser.

>occupy democrats
>disgusting fat midget who murdered his wife

Sup Forums BTFO

But wheat thins...

Conservatives can't into highbrow humor

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Why are there no wasps on American TV?
You have Tucker Carlson and that's it.
It was their country once but everyone else is catered to.
Are wasps the most cucked people on the planet?

What an ugly child. I see why she committed suicide. I would too.

I already lost whatever respect I had for him when he tried to call down the Twitter outrage brigade on some random YouTuber who posted a video about how he wasn't going to review the shitty Ghostbusters remake because it was a shitty remake and not the sequel he wanted.

DRUMPF amirite?

The cheeto bit was comedy gold. I don't understand how you alt-righters can live such humorless lives

Was this on Colberts show?

How do we win the next election? Let's mercilessly mock everyone who voted for Trump and hope they vote for us next time.

Lets see if it pays off.

No on cares what this handicapped man thinks

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>slow-mo temper tantrum
why do people always choose words which describe themselves?

>won't grow up in Trump's America
Welp, I guess he's gonna kill her, too

le epic rant XD

WIFE DEAD

HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER DOING WITHOUT HER MOTHER YOU UGLY LITTLE DWARF

CHIBA DINKI DOO DOO????

>someone I've never heard of stating there feelings

Yep.. I couldn't care less. we're talking rock bottom nothing to scrape and licking the floor produces no results bottom.

Reading this gave me vertigo, fuckface. It's called proofreading.

Okay? He didn't do this already months ago?

I like how he admits everyone voted for Obama because he was black then gets upset because the woman didn't win.

You're in LA.
Go to Top Round.
What a fucking loser.
I hope that's at least a bottle of Macallan, but even that looks like it has a fruit on the label.

Patton's Oswalt's wife on suicide watch

>1 post by this idea

Sage; all fields

DRARNLD
PFRRRUEMPHH

Tokenism is absolutely okay when liberals do it, white man

>using pavlovian training through short-circuting thinking to condition people to have specific responses to given stimuli
>highbrow humor

these things are different

Hello, literal retard

He just inadvertently swallowed a bug in that pic.

(((They))) got Patton Oswald in my MST3K.

So basically he's saying Obama progressived the country so badly we gotta do a page one rewrite

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Hey, Patton. How's the wife?

I murdered his wife

Is anyone else sick of every news story being epic shocking and powerful?

good for you lad, nice job

Can we get the dead wife memes going?

All these elitist libbruls hating on trump.

Oh wait shit, that's everyone.

Ummmm, no??? lol. They literally are. We live in dangerous times. Trump needs to be monitored

Why do liberals always make retarded hypotheticals to make their argument? They do this instead of actually discussing the subject intelligently

>famous comedian

Wrong site lad, Facebook is that way. I'm sure you can find a fat leftie woman to give you a like for this cutting edge comedy.

kek, only voted for Obama twice to show progressive they are.
>Hillary was insanely qualified
yeah to spend $1.2B on an election campaign and lose.

GOYS CAN'T EVER GET WHAT THEY WANT...
GOYS CAN'T EVER GET WHAT THEY WANT...
GOYS CAN'T EVER GET WHAT THEY WANT...

>BUT IF THEY DIE OFTENTIMES...
>THEY JUST MIGHT FIND...
>THEY GET WHAT ISRAEL NEEDS!

Patton Oswalt? You mean the Penguin?

Funny, I hate trump because he exposed himself as a kike puppet. What's this fat retards reason? Fee fees?

Wait what?

Sauce

>$1.2B
>to lose

g[ood][g[oy]

why are midgets always so bitter?

Manlets never learn

I get hating Trump for possibly (and probably) being a sell out, but this is retarded. Considering he's worth billions, he's obviously had a far higher success rate than failures.

Oh no..... No, no, no, no, no, NO!

Fucking hell leave MST3K alone!

At least Oswald is not the one doing the screenings but it looks almost just as bad because its some neckbeard looking libtard.

>Insanely qualified woman
Who's he talking about? Jill Stein?

GTFO

>Trump Casinos

Last I heard the one in Vegas is doing well, the one in Atlantic City he offloaded a while ago and they have refused to remove his name from it.

Alt righties BTFO!!!!1!1!1!1

how will they ever recover??? I multi billionaire is literally shitting on their movement! I wonder (((why)))?

stick a dick your ass and let it come out your mouth and then lick

CAUSE HES A JEW

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I remember when people thought he was a comedian.

>occupy democrats

Did he talk about the antifa > Bamn > NAMBLA connection? Pic related.

Remember when Conan was funny? Me neither.

didn't this guy get cucked by the grim reaper?

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It was James Rolfe speaking outside of his AVGN persona. That's the one they were attacking.

jesus christ

>Hahaha his wife died and I hate him
Conservatives literally need to get jobs. Why are you faggots always spending all day every day trolling people on the internet?

Just tweet "Fentanyl" at Patton. (use a misspelling or special characters, he's probably filtered the actual word).

He and his wife love(d) those opioids.

jesus

yeah we should get jobs at Pixar so we can afford to kill our wives with super-heroin pills I agree

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XD

You know you've failed as a comedian when there only thing people know you from is a minor character on King of Queens. Imagine being less famous than Kevin James.

No seriously. Get a fucking job, you bums.

>tfw starting to wonder if occupydemocrats has a Sup Forumstard embedded writing these headlines as they have long since reached and breached the point of self satire

Great. So now that the wife is out of the picture he's going to murder suicide his kid too?

What a fucking train wreck.

I hate circle jerk comedy of interview shows

This annoying fuck killed his detective wife so she couldn't catch a serial rapist and killer. He's a monster.

2spooky

thats it bro Im with her now. youve opened my eyes.

i'm not sure the one on the left is legally eligible to vote

The Wasps are insulated. They're basically on Elysium already.

It's happening all over Europe too. Like an extreme version of White Flight.

Macron wants to make it illegal in France.

Ireland has lots of open space. You should get yourself some cheap far out land and prepare for it. Maybe your kids will inherit a nice chunk of land they can turn into an estate for rich fleeing Wasps.

I've done the same in Australia. My land is still regulated as agricultural. But about 20 minutes away they finally zoned a block about 3 times the size and are now selling off parcels to the value of about 10 mil.

So maybe my kids or grand kids and their still filthy Irish genes will be able to get some of that juicy Run Away Wasp cash.

And Tom Servo is a nigger.
It's... It's not right. Fucking Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day, that whole snarky C-list cuck brigade.
I'm pretty upset desu.

why would they do that when you'll pay them not to

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Ever read/seen Lolita?