>drunk abo askes me for 3 dollars because of the "price of petrol"
>gets aggressive grabbing my shoulder and face
>grabs at gf
>throw surprise elbow and leave him passed out on the street
These animals are not a meme, imagine if there was 10 instead of 1. Only killed my mood for an hour or two though
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Elbowing abbos is as Australian as Bintang singlets.
You are a shit stain
Why's that cunt, am I supposed to give money to people that come and threaten my missus on the street. Just let them go about their night and pick on some more people. I hope he died
Fuck off Melbourne
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Darwin
Too right cunt
Fuck off you half blood
Jewish abbo smart
Jewish abbo sell petrol for phone
Jewish abbo abbopost now
seriously? can abo's use the internet
surely one of those mostly white people who claim 1/8th abo blood for preferential treatment etc..
Shut up faggot
>abo
>using a computer
underrated
>abbo wants petrol
>poison petrol
>he drinks petrol
>dies
>he's found with a stomach full of petrol
>nobody questions the cause of death
>country full of unevolved humans and ex prisoners
Best korea needs to nuke you guys
Yeah. Should have given him the $3 and let the abo fuck his girlfriend.
how long did it take to post this with smoke signals?
wow. i wish i could bury myself 8 inches deep in those trips
more for science
Theyd be whiped out if we didnt have such rampant socialism benefits that causes the lower class to breed like fucking rabbits for money
I gave him a cigarette and then threw the elbow when I pretended to reach for a lighter. Who the fuck did he think he was, it was basically like we were getting mugged except he had no weapon and was moving in slow motion due to drink. He wasn't asking
I'm not sure that qualifies as mugging, but then again, it was an abo, so there's no telling whether he was in fact failing so hard at mugging that it seemed like begging or failing so hard at begging that it seemed like mugging
Well he was grabbing my throat and tried to do the same to her before I stepped in between, fuck that cunt
abo once gave me $3 and asked if i could buy him a bottle of metho. (shops not allowed to sell mentholated spirits to aborigines) he said it was his birthday, i did the right thing and purchased him the metho and wished him a happy birthday.
>i did the right thing and purchased him the metho and wished him a happy birthday.
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holy fuck lol thats some dystopic shit
why are ppl just eating up the bullshit these shitskins feed you?
They are like parrots, they dont know what they say, but saying i want a cookie, or its my birthday gets them what they want.
Good onya mate
>shops not allowed to sell mentholated spirits to aborigines
isn't that against some racial discrimination laws or can liberals not even be bothered to pretend abos aren't literal sub-humans?
was about 14 years ago so libs were not as bad back then, also it was an area frequented by homeless abo's so may have just been a rule for that area.
this thread is more interesting if you read it with an Aussie accent
Clearly you're very gay, OP.
The idea is that they're not allowed to sell it to a person who appears to want it for the wrong reasons.
I think he actually means methylated spirits...aka wood alcohol. Its got 10% methanol in it and may or may not fucking kill you. No wonder they forbid you selling it to abos, its cheap as fuck denatured alcohol unfit for human consumption
he smelt like he already downed one bottle of metho already and he was in a happy mood and very polite lol
you're a dickhead mate.
Abos are like a retarded child trapped in an adult body.
you come on here and expect a clap because you beat a retarded human? fuck off back to QLD.
what would you do if an abo demanded money from you and laid a finger on your girlfriend?
yeah sorry this, my phone keeps changing methylated to mentholated lol
You're a good man. I am envious you got to do such a thing.
Bless ya for buying him what he really wanted for his birthday, blindness or death :^)
Isn't there a way you can just fraction distill the methanol away from the ethanol and boom you have cheap as fuck moonshine?
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Confirmed coon
>laid a finger on your..
I'd asses whether or not they actually posed a real threat.
Stop acting like a retarded yank, thinking that if you're touched it equals assault.
The great thing about the current year is that HD cameras are getting more and more common, and dickheads like you are being put in prison at a higher frequency.
>b-b-but he touched my girlfriend
such. a. dickhead.
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Afternoon, lads. Just a friendly reminder this is what your tax dollars are being spent on
good for you
you stood up for your girl and yourself
They um... don't drink it mate.
If someone assaults a loved one, That gives me the right to use reasonable force to stop them from continuing their assault. Usually, using reasonable force to defend someone or something, results in retaliation from the assailant, which will demand more reasonable force. If this results in the assailant being incapacitated, then there is no more reason to use force.
Basically, you are a shit cunt.
Hey dickhead I'm sure you'd sing the same tune when a grown ass man has grabbed you by the throat and demanded money. You saying I should have run off and let him pick another target?
based potato nigger - checked
Too right, it's not like I kicked the shit out of him on the ground or anything. I feel like I should have broken 3 fingers and put 3 bucks in the hand though
But what abo muh racism?
Chek dat pivledge user. Chex it!
Now he grabbed you by the throat huh?
wow, amazing how quickly your story is changing.
how many modifications to the original post do you think it'll take before you get that pat on the back you so desperately want.
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Good for you aussiebro, it's a shame your mood was killed, but you're over it. You did better than most would desu.
You are so wrong. Both legally and philosophically.
If you don't want to be punched in the face then don't touch another man. Period.
Don't want to get curb stomped? Then don't fucking touch another man woman.
Any unwanted touching is assault. Keep your grubby hands to your self.
People have been killed for looking at another man's woman the wrong way.
I don't need a pat on the back, I was posting on pol more because I was thinking about self defence laws and whether what I did was legal or right. I'm not just a violent idiot I'm an ex soldier and could have killed the guy
two different compounds user. surely a boong would know this
half abbo reporting in. ops story is bullshit triggering fest.
his girl dumped him for a black before he could lose his virginity.
>I'm an ex soldier and could have killed the guy
literally entering Copypasta meme territory now.
The fine print on the label does say 1-5% methanol kek, I was also meming for the people who could potentially save neetbux on their alcohol and are actually intelligent.
>throw surprise elbow
What ever happened to throwing punches? Is this how people fight nowadays?
i just buy a carton like a normal whitefella
It's better than a surprise dildo up the butt like what Canadians do.
jejejej completely missed the elbow
>candian surprised by a dildo up the butt
>things that never happened for $20
king hits is what most aussies do.
it's so bad we outlawed it and people can do life in the joint for it.
Nah they all buy real alcohol from Aldi now.
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$8.99, for something like 30+ standard drinks.
you see the empty boxes all over the parklands now.
It's not that hard to kill someone user. He could have killed me too, perhaps. One of my mates was in a similar situation then looked down at a knife in his gut. It missed his thoracic artery by less than an inch and cut his intestines open
It's muay thai style
An elbow can inflict more damage and leave less negative consequences unless you fuck it up bad
A punch to someones face has a high chance of breaking your hand
Everything I have ever heard about Abbos has been negative.
They seem worse than negroes. I mean, at least there are some based negroes with redeeming qualities. Can't say the same for Abbos.
I didn't want to cut my hand up on his teeth and wanted to ensure he went down
>It's better than a surprise dildo up the butt like what Canadians do.
I bet you would know all about buttfun you degenerate ladyboy. I bet you're taking a sex tourists load in your boyhole as we speak.
Worse than the African nigger chimps?
the gins handbag
the call it 'boat lady', or 'tree ;ady', depending on if its the moselle or not
depends on who you meet.
their are alot that own business and shit
most of the ones people meet on the streets are the parkies.
they are a bunch of fuck wits.
you know how you have afrcianAmercians that work fast food joints all over the states?
In Australia you will never see one behind the counter of a McDonalds or KFC. they cant keep clean enough.
In queensland it's illegal to sell alcohol in regular retail stores.
thats why coles/woolies often open a bws or thirsty camel franchise next door. dodges the OLGA regs
>denatured alcohol unfit for human consumption
lucky for abbos they aren't human
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Seriously nobody drinks that shit
It's bullshit though because most of them close at 8pm
oke, i thought you fucks were talking about some weird menthol drink.
Heck if it is woodalchol and they drink it why not start a little operation dealing this stuff.
it's not bullshit - look it up yourself
who owns
>bottle-o
>dan murphy's
>thirsty Camel
>BWS
>(you)
checkums insideout nig
what's king hits? i've got it pulled up on jewtube. just looks like cunts punching each other
king hit = being a sneaky cunt and hitting some fucker when theyre not looking
You're the kinda cunt that wouldn't even throw a shrimp on the barbie.
lol you wanted to see a happy monkey, this is why we can't have an anglo sphere
It's someone hitting you by surprise, often in the back of the head or from the side. People die from it, they get knocked out and then hit their head on the curb causing bleeds in the brain. Gets you serious jail time unlike common assault
>If someone assaults a loved one, That gives me the right to use reasonable force to stop them from continuing their assault.
Yeah no, welcome to the west, you have now committed assault yourself.
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