/NKTVG/-North Korean TV General

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Look at that harem it's just like that Seth Rogen movie, bro

how can i abscond one of these beautiful women from best korea?

ok.

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>nice music

Better than total degeneracy.

>comfy socialist music starts playing

South America reporting in

Extremely interesting. It's like looking at the soviet union or something.

C O M F Y S A X O

GookSSR

their in an orchestra because theirs no individuals more communist

>wow this choir is really good
>GAY FLAG MAN OUT OF NOWHERE

Dont listen to the music anons. It has bineural beats that will influence your behavior and brain

Will I grow a bagina like Chris Chan? : o

I love when they gookstep in their parades

*Accordion intensifies*

wtf? i thought this was North Korea, not socialist bavaria

Very Soviet inspired. It's like a Korean Red Army choir.

Modern commie music intensifies

KEK

you can see the fear in his eyes fuck this potato faced faggot. 2nd korean war merica

When are they going to talk about serious shit?

>tfw you realize the guy on the left was probabl sent to the gulag for that expression

Accordion is serious shit in best Korea

>NK state media
>talking about serious shit

horrifying shit the un was supposed to stop this shit but their just a bunch of globalist shills

>if he played a wrong note his and his family would disappear overnight

Damn, they can't even afford a tripod

wtf is this? the news?

>the un was supposed to stop this shit
>He thinks the un actually has any power.

>le fat man reviewing his starving troops in the mercedes

commies... commies never change

>me in the middle

LONGDONG
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Those women look like they're about to collapse.

Holy fucking kek the dear leader is standing out of a sunroof this is some crazy shit.

I bet he has such a cool car collection.

Is this the new NK car drones that they were talking about???

Godzilla appearing from the water soon, TANKS READY

Why do asian languages sound so menacing sometimes?

GET TO THE BUNKERS NOW, HE'S GONNA DO IT

>Mig 27s

>IL-28s

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Heavy Breathingf* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

is this live?
why is there no HD available

Those fighter jets look like they're from the fucking 70's.

Everything that comes out of NK is 240p unfortunately.

EARRAPE

B-b-but these analog orientated planes will be able to function when the digital orientated ones don't work anymore.

KJU has thought this through very well.

Most of their weapons are surplus Soviet and Chinese stuff along with stuff traded from various Arab nations.

>HD in NK

nigga

They have started the bombings

>bombing islands and water while your people starve

SOMEONE STOP THIS SUPERPOWER.

lol

Alan Alda died for this?

The supreme reader is a visionary man indeed

> Supreme Reader, a bibre was found on this irland, we cannot send to gurag, what do?
>Bomb the shirrt out of it and sink it with torpedoes

RIP SK

Perfect time to attack, when their military is all putting on a show.

BASED GOOK MAKING ANIME REAL AGAIN

IT'S FUCKING EPIC

SO MUCH EXPROSION

Seoul is going to get fucking REKT.

that pic made me laugh so hard

Wow, those AV boys down at the CIA are really working overtime. This totally looks convincing. Good work guys, really making every penny of that black budget worth the investment.

BABA BOOEY

attack a country that did nothing wrong?

*PATRIOTIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES*

Fug did I already miss the cartoons?

Movie time, everyone!

>did nothing wrong?
>is communist
>is hungry while their leader is fat

It may be best Korea but it's not perfect.

Do they have digital or is this converted?

>helicopter
With a special guest appearance by Augusto Pinochet.

is this live

im tired of it. SHUT DOWN YOUR NUCLEAR REACTOR. STOP FIRING YOUR MISSILES THAT YOU YOURSELF CREATED FOR YOUR OWN PRESUPPOSE. DO WHAT WE SAY WERE USA im tired of it. the usa are not the peace keepers of the world. who gave them authority to demand anything from another country at all?

It's analog.
Yes.

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Why can't we make trigonometry fun like this?
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listen to me. this is EVIL. thats all there is to it. its evil man and it's wrong. it;s not right. its not right at all to do this. and somebody's gotta pay. usa either show evidence of wrong doing and present it to the PEOPLE or we stop completely. they have no right to do this what so ever

fuck north korea, you pussy.

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The guy is trying to build that electricity plant.

no. this is an illusion. we have no right. it terrible. WERE THE BAD GUYS this time.

Ahh the infamous Pleasure Squad.

You're not fooling anyone with that proxy Kim.

Any country that decides to build a nuke is tainted now that the Cold War has been dead for decades

that acordion is back

>beautiful North Korean sunset

you cant just wake up one day and say ill make all the weapons decisions for whatever country i choose. and if they refuse to comply ill invade / do whatever i think is right . its evil man pure evil. unless god desires this. other then that its evil. pure and simple

>North Korea, the land of the rising sun

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Uh oh. They're having trouble with the new electricity building.

Kek. They're watching a soccer game.

propagandaception

What's he singing about?

You have to go back reddit

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What kinda cut you want famm?

He's going to build the whole thing by himself like a true Korean worker!

>sad violin music intensifies

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