SUED BY A KIKE!!!

I'm being sued by Kurt Eichenwald for a tweet I sent thanks to you fuckers. God damn I hate this place. I'm not even the one who caused his seizure, yet I'm named in a lawsuit by his fucktard lawyers. How is this even possible?! I sent a strobe well after his alleged "episode". How can I be held responsible for any damages? Do I need to lawyer up? I received notice of the lawsuit today via certified snail mail.

>not using a throwaway account to shitpost
you deserve it for being a normie

Are you a fucking idiot?

Here is a question to ask.

If someone is epileptic, then why isn't there a feature on Twitter that allows the user to toggle flash animated gifs on or off.

yes of course you need to get a lawyer

it's a frivolous suit so don't worry, he'll end up paying your legal expenses

The consequences will never be the same.

I DID USE A FAKE ACCOUNT. THEY SUBPOENAED MY ISP.

Intent. Enjoy pound me in the ass prison.

Fake news

With Jews, you lose.

That's not how it works in the US.

If he's lying about the seizure, man, i dunno man

You need to start identifying a a women op sorry.

It's a civil lawsuit. He's going for damages i.e. my money.

I wish I would have actually done it. My wife is a lawyer so a lot of our friends are lawyers. I would find the kikiest lawyer I could and embarrass him in court because I can afford to.

vpn?

Play stupid games...

Sell device disavow all knowledge open ur Wi-Fi. Your welcome.

Enjoy death row retard

and a hobo leeched off your wifi. you weren't even using your computer at the time.

Ugh, that face is repulsive.

This is the life you chose to live

Don't act surprise the going gets tough, now can he prove that he had some sort of seizure?

Good.

Apparently anyone who sent a strobe between now and when the incident took place will be sued. I FUCKING KNOW SOME OF YOU FUCKERS LURKING RIGHT NOW ARE GETTING SUED.

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Get more proxies, faggot. Dunno what else to tell you. Don't be a dumbshit on the internet and this wouldn't happen?

He's suing all 96 people who sent him tweets.

not using tor.

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Sell or bury all your devices and remove the password on your wifi.

What the Russian said, it's plausibly deniability.

I thought kikenwald was full of shit. I didn't think he had a seizure. This is insane and you know it.

Seriously this, ppl who have seizures from strobes are like 1 percent of the EPILEPTIC population for 1, for 2 he should have had autoplay off regardless, for 3 he's a shady fuck.

Problem is ppl are buying his shit because of the greater good argument of fighting antisemitism, you can get away with crazy shit if you claim your opponents are racists or hate jews

Prove it faggot, pics or it didn't happen

Stop denying the holocaust already, he murdered 6000000 jews with his strobe tweets and I hope he gets Mossad'd

Also you might want to change your MAC address and play dumb.

THAT'S NOT HOW CIVIL LAWSUITS WORK!!! THERE IS A VERY LOW THRESHOLD FOR BURDON OF PROOF!!!!

>God damn I hate this place

See you tomorrow

get your own kike and counter sue. This lawsuit is a joke and that he's crazy as fuck.

yeah he's like the archetypical greedy jew. just look into his shady past. hitler couldnt have come up with a better caricature of a slimy bastard himself.
>mfw i get sued for hate speech by the venerable child porn connoisseur Eichenwald himself

What evidence of him actually having a seizure is there? Other than his wife saying so.

Dont forget to wipe your router changelog

If this is really you that is incredibly fucking funny

You fricking fricks are finally gonna learn

How could I possibly counter sue? What would I be suing for? Emotional distress?!?

Yes you need a fucking lawyer

defamation of character

u a good boii din tweet NUFFIN!!

standard is more likely than not. Anything over 50% even the smallest amount

oh leaf
in US when you get sued, most of the time it isnt to win, its to make the guy broke trying to defend it

IP address alone is not sufficient to positively ID the individual responsible for internet activity

lawyer up and say nothing, do not settle the case under any circumstances. the Jew will try to scare you into letting you off "easy", but this issue has already been tried in court. just dd your hard drive and get on with your life

Defamation?! He's not naming anyone publicly other than Goldstien!

ITT things that never happened

>Also you might want to change your MAC address

Is that in Hardware Settings in the Control Panel?

ah shit well i dunno man

looks like youre fucked L O L

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>tfw married to a divorce lawyer
Worried.jpg

>using twitter
>not understanding how it works
>following along with the crowd
>blaming everything on other people
you sound sort of jewish, and gay

get a lawyer retard and talk to him not Sup Forums

just transition
then when the lawsuit hits MSM their head will spin

unrelated, this capcha is realy fucking annoying with the 400 signs you have to point out

sure, why not
put it where ever you want

No, it's stored in the registry. But you can just swap out network cards and get a new one easier.

>capcha

How did they subpoena your ISP without a criminal investigation?

Throw a bag of pennys off a cliff and hope he goes after them.

Welcome to the internet

>gets sued because a mongolian basket weaving website told him to harass kurt eichenwald on the internet
>goes BACK on that website admitting fault during fact-finding for his trial

really running out of sympathy here friendo

>using twitter

Coordinate your defense team and get in touch with the other people he is suing. They'll back you up, and you can all pool together to get a really good lawyer. The defense in this case should be pretty easy, he needs to prove it caused harm and that there was intent to cause harm.

Otherwise he isn't suing you, he's just billing you for being goys.

Fucked up thing is he's probably convinced he's fighting good fights on the good side so all his fuckery is fair game, meanwhile his twitter comments are 99 percent people cheering him on and hoping rivello gets life and all that, he's in a bubble. That or he's a sociopath

Ever notice how Kurt Eichenwald looks like Andrea Dworkin?

You evil fucking goy, it was 10 trillion jews

Yep, but that also makes it more likely to be thrown out. I don't think you understand, judges see probably a dozen frivolous lawsuits a day. They know many angry and impotent people use the law to harass people they hate, they're called vexatious litigants. You're fine brah

He didn't even go to the doctor/hospital, he's lying, don't worry.

I was thinking more the yeppppp guy off Storage Wars

>Denying the Stobo-caust
Racist

Thank you. That's what I was thinking. A judge will probably throw the case out because it's FUCKING BASELESS.

Kek is clearly on my and your side OP

just do everything in the replies to this post dummy. you have all kinds of plausible deniability, then countersue this fuck for harassment.

Protip: stop wasting your time trolling people on Twitter

>having money for Jews to take when they sue you

You fucked up. Should've stayed poor

Your life will never amount to anything. This is your one chance to go out with a bang against a high profile target who actually deserves it from you personally. Do it and you'll be the stuff of legends.
Or stay alive, get assfucked by this guy, and let him live a long and prosperous life as you are rendered destitute and forgotten by the world. Your choice

That guy is a straight pussy. He went after his own mom and didn't have any recollection at looking at CP. No idea how the authorities consider that cyber stalking. Lawyer up. Fuck that jew. You want to prove a point bring it to him as well.

kikenenwald needs a fucking bullet.

Hes a fucking slime ball and a half. Dude bought child porn in broad daylight but because he's (((chosen))) nothing comes of it.

But you don't know who was using the computer and lots of people have access to it don't they?

This. My friend is a rabid lawyer who hates lawyers, leftists, and any sort of Jewry. If I brought this to him he'd put a team together and work on it 20 hours a day for free just to fuck with them.

Proof?

changing your mac address is not necessary. if you're on a PC then throw out the network card and buy a new one if you are super-paranoid about it. but given that you're probably a poor-ass nigger anyway, his prospects for getting any damaged awarded (in the unlikely event it happens) are slim. i doubt that he'll get the subpoena he needs to confiscate your computer, and if he does, he will need to spend a bunch of money to have a forensics expert sift through it. diminishing returns

Yep this isn't a criminal case. OP is fucked. Unless he has money for a top lawyer and Jew connections.

>thanks to you fuckers

Did anyone tell you to do it? Do they control your life? Did they force you to do it?

digits of truth

Didn't he already sue someone else for damages? Sue him back for trying to double dip.

also additional digits of truth

>tfw half my friends are kike lawyers
I could outjew this heeb in a second.

I never understood this. If it's not serious litigation and just a waste of time, why not just defend yourself?

First tip. You should be careful posting on here about this, and also be careful about what you say. Avoid saying anything directly like "I did it" or "I used a fake account," etc.

Jews love to weaponize the legal system.

you should know not to get involved in Sup Forums shenanigans after what happened to those two idiots from /k/ who are now getting pounded up the ass by bubba in prison.

arent you the dude who gave him a seizure? top kek

Pack your underwear with chocolate on the court date and pretend to eat your own shit during the hearing. They'll think you're insane and you'll walk free

This. I'd delete this thread if I were OP.

I'd support this. Simply ask for proof that he had a seizure. While he may have a medical history of epilepsy, did he seek treatment for this particular episode? Is there any evidence this happened aside from his word? Keep in mind that this is a man who makes a living FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT in his eyes. I'm not familiar with the ins and outs of the law and jury trial, but perhaps you should run this by your attorney. At trial you should demand proof that he suffered from your actions and point out his career objectives.

There is

In screenshots posted by his girlfriend his settings appear to be set to "click this to see gif" mode

But they'll argue that happened after the seizure