Brit/pol/ - Fine I'll Make the Thread you Lazy Spackers Edition

> May urges Scots to 'strengthen Union'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39750467

> UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in pro-Brexit stronghold in election
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-ukip-idUKKBN17V0DT

> Merkel lays down the gauntlet: EU leaders take just FOUR MINUTES to agree anti-Brexit tactics and demands on migrants, border controls and Gibraltar
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4457984/United-EU-set-defy-UK-demands-parallel-talks.html

> Exclusive Telegraph ORB poll reveals Conservatives take the lead over Labour in Scotland and London
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/29/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-reveals-conservatives-take-lead/

> Why some Tories aren’t thrilled about the prospect of a May landslide
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/why-some-tories-arent-thrilled-about-the-prospect-of-a-may-landslide/

> FT: EU summit approves Brexit negotiation stance
archive.fo/TosIN

BritainElects Tweets

> Scotland // There [X] be a referendum on Scottish independence in the next five years:
Should: 42% Should not: 51% (YouGov / 24-27 Apr)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/857995083752378368 (embed)

> Westminster voting intention:
CON: 47% (+2) LAB: 30% (+4) LDEM: 8% (-3) UKIP: 7% (-2) (via Opinium) Chgs. w/ 19-20 Apr survey.
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858354460560678913 (embed)

>Westminster voting intention:
CON: 42% LAB: 31% LDEM: 10% UKIP: 8% (via ORB)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858412368652451840 (embed)

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tunnocks teacakes desu

Die Linke are OK actually, you'll find a lot of old style socialists are not SJWs.

I was taught German in Germany for a while by a guy who stood for office for them and he criticized Islam a lot, saying it was an "OK religion but not for women" sarcastically.

The SJW filth are the problem and unfortunately a lot of leftists hop on the band wagon to get votes from people that they totally disagree with on a social ideological level.

Also see pic related for where Die Linke get their votes, it's just poor East Germans with nostalgia not hardline SJW cucks like most leftist parties get votes from in the rest of the west.

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Karen is cute!

Vote Tory to kill Communists.

>voting

Karen a CUTE

DESSSSSS

>OPEN
>TOLERANT
>UNITED
VOTE LIB DEM ON JUNE 8TH FOR A BETTER BRITAIN

First for Karen's feet.

Would you lads watch a video documenting the Great Meme War? Was thinking of making a video about it.

I surely will, user. Thanks!

Throw them all out of helicopters desu.

just had a euphoric crywank to mummy lads

I'm voting Labour purely because of how insufferable you spergs are in these shitty threads

I hope this country burns because i know you fat neets can't leave whereas i can

Lads just read Marx. Unironically am a Marxist now

>Buzzwords

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Pols go up as well as down.

Karen in 10 years time if sticking to her Tunnock ways.

I hate women lads

i want to visit GB i try to avoid London which places should i visit?

Kys shes shit

Can I have you name and number so I can sue for loss of my state pension.

Anywhere not in the cities desu.

Don't wait, user. Leave with all possible haste! Cucks outs.

>i read a pamphlet and now support mass economic and cultural suicide.

Keep the faith lads. You wanted a based leader and got one. Vote UKIP

Why is Mummy May's arse so lumpy?

On a related note I have started reading Adorno. I am by no means a leftist but it can't hurt to hear the other side.

I am BTFO!

The leader of Die Linke is former member of the East German government who is recorded on video gloating about how "the Nazis are not good at having children" and that they are being replaced.

What are you talking about

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Like the Remain campaign May has peaked to early

South West, Wales, or Cumbria. These places still resemble a white European country with good landscapes.

For the love of God avoid Blackburn, Bradford, Leicester and Luton.

THICC

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Must change flags.

>pamphlet
No I read Capital
>mass culture and economic suicide
Except it's not
>supporting the snooper laws and a neoliberal

are all cities fucked up there?
thanks lad

Looks a bit unhealthy desu

B-but my flavour of statist boot licking is better because they p-promise to stop the pakis coming in! Tell them mummy!

Cornwall must still be pretty normal. Get a pasty, get a scone and maybe avoid the shitty rain that covers most of the country.

name on successful communist society.

Every year, more Germans die than are born. Luckily, this is because Nazis are also not particularly good at multiplying. And for this reason we have to rely on immigrants from other countries."

>3 glasses of water

Fat fuck

>looney left
>how dare they not decrease government spending on healthcare, education etc

[triggering intensifies]

South West Best, fuck Exeter though

North Korea, China, Most of Russia. How do you class success?

She needs an armrest

You activated my trap card. They unfortunately got crushed by outside firces

But May will give you all the downsides of Labour with none of the improvements in public services

>state education
>a good thing

Fuck off achmed

Lee Ann Would get her ass destroyed by Neil
on SP.

Government involvement in those areas is negative anyway - especially education.

>China, Nork, Russia
>nkt state capitalist
How is a profit based society with wage labour communist

>muh taxes
Lolberts out

Not any more. How long did it take to cremate her. Did that cut her into bits first? Pity the coffin bearers though.

>state capitalist
>communist
u wot m8

I didn't mention taxes.

How do you class communist? Because none of those are

>North Korea
>China
>Russia
>successful

>euphoric
>eu

I assume that's why you wouldn't want it as you provided no proof for why it was negative

>They unfortunately got crushed by outside firces

>cant defend yourself
>successful

i think not timmy

Name a communist country?
Tell we how it is worse of than the UK.

East Germany

I think it's a bot with scripted retorts, I don't believe an actual poster could possibly be that retarded.

>the Neil destroying Leanne Wood so much he ended up feeling sorry for her

I posted a picture iit that showed it
>why can't you go against the whole world
>implying they didn't enact communist policies well

North Korea: The world's largest open-air prison, housing 25million inmates. 1m deaths due to starvation in the 90s.

China: Shithole akin to NK until they adopted capitalism. 60m+ killed by Dear Leader.

Most of Russia: Literally what? 40m+ killed by Dear Leader.

Is this bait or what? You could at least have gone with Vietnam, you *might* be able to make a case for that.

Obviously I class a communist country differently. Enlighten me.

Never assume, faggot.

>no proof for why it was negative
GCSEs, A Levels, and the entire National Curriculum is a joke.

Also yes, it is a waste of taxes.

Is this your barometer for success? I guess Israel and the US must be the best governments. Fucking Jew lover

No. But he said the UK is better.

Wage labour and a profit based society isn't communist

I am not sure if they used modern ovens or the super fast German ww2 ovens?

A communist country is a fantasy, anyone who attempts to form one quickly falls into state capitalism as it is economically impossible to maintain a communist society on a national level.

t. Plymothian
Cornwall is comfy. It's like going back in time.

Again no proof also
>implying education can't be changed

Post pic again.

>state provisioned health care, education
>efficient, affordable, sustainable

I went to uni in Plymouth, fucking shithole full of shitskins, East Devon Best Devon

Um try again sweetie x it's better nation wide because you have more labour power and resources

if a society cant defend itself and gets rekt then it is not successful

all that you have proved is that either communism cannot defend itself, so following the initial use of violence in the revolution it is crushed by a similarly violent reaction, or else it can defend itself but only by becoming something that isnt communism

Nothing you have stated is factual. Unless you think CNN is a credible source. Give some ketchup to your claims. But
Hold on
Do not bother
It will take three hours or more to settle anything with you.

Just scroll up lad
Nod an argument

Meh I only like official content, feel weird getting off to fan made stuff.

But define communism.

your post is mind numbingly stupid and i dont understand what point you are making, perhaps you could clarify

>why can't you defend against the entire world

Vote LibDem for a better Britain.

I'm registered in a Tory safe seat. Voting UKIP. Mummyposting to trigger the lefties.

>sweetie

Ignored and unfriended tbqh

Newcastle

>no proof
Of what? The total joke that are GCSEs? The restrictive National Curriculum?

Tell me what GCSEs can do for you and how respected they are over the O Levels.

THICC Sporty.

A stateless, classles and moneyless society in which the workers own the means of production

David Cameron LITERALLY has a cuck shed

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