What happens here?

What happens here?

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Cornwall but in France

Crêpes

The last white enclave of France

Women with big Brests

Fun starter area in CK2.

british runaways

If you think frenchmen are rude, wait till you see a britton

Give an example. Dont make baseless claims.

>Celtic niggers
>white

Fucking retard that's where british celts come from, not the other way around

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baguettes and wine and fromage

Usually the last place you bother taking over as the French in EU4.

Ad-hominem

Bad weather all the time
Drunkards
A few festivals to remember that they are celts after all
No immigration thus they are the biggest socialist fuckfest, litterally everyone votes for the left there
Reason why Hollande was elected in 2012
Still produce some good food and alcohol even though they should be nuked into the oblivion

Holds true though

>Brest
lololololol

No that's Japan

There's also a Brest in Poland or Belarus, forget which

youtube.com/watch?v=VS7ZBff9MGk

Brest-Litovsk, not just "Brest"

If theyd made an independent common country with cornwall with ferryservice as their economic niche, I wonder if it would work..

How is calling Celts Niggers not an Ad Hominem? You didn't even pose an argument you just dismissed them as niggers therefore we can dismiss you as a non country.

nigga they came from cornwell when they couldn't handle the big anglo cock anymore. a briton =/= a smelly gaul.

Right.Which country was it?

big breasts and horse teeth

This tbqh.

Isn't that where the name Britain comes from, Brittany?

touché

Ireland but they speak French. And sometimes they speak Irish with a French accent.

Poland
then Belarus

>French (((assimilation policies))) turn good pious Catholic Bretons and Occitans into faggot commie French-speakers
>Blaming them for this

You're stupid

>Brest
lololololol

Actual breton here, ask me anything
Ta gueule connard, j'vais te nucléariser la gueule a coups de mendales.

based region

my favorite kingdom in CKII

>Lefty hellhole
>Ridiculously chauvinist, butthurt and rude people.
>Unpleasant weather
>Antifa squats
>Retarded local dialect
>Smelly green alguae
>Angry farmers
>Degenerate youtubers.

But nice pancakes.

Do you speak it?

T'es qu'une sous race tu le sais très bien.

Aren't the most rude frogs in Marseille?

Nice

leftist shithole

white and good music but god damn are they cunts

I meant last place of the "motherland" unless the fucking Papal States somehow owns parts of southern France. That war is always a goddamn headache.

Taking over Japan is usually done way earlier because it's so fucking easy.

t. doesn't know about the 5th century colonization of brittany
open a fucking book

Bertrand Du Guesclin
>this triggers the breton

We're named Great Britain to distinguish ourselves from the other Brittany, as we were larger.

this, cockiest people ever. They think they are tough shit

Rude toward immigrants and PSG supporters

Damn good people before the Parisian scum ruined them

That would be Paris. Marseille is full of Moroccans and Algerians

It's Brześć you fucking nigger

You open a book and stop posting in stupid fucking autistic memes if you want anybody to take a word coming out of your chink mouth seriously.

Just fuck off you're not worth the explanation

>Implying there is frogs left in Marseille.

Right but we call it Brest. Nobody can pronounce our language. Tez polakiem jestem, bylem raczej

trucked.

The fact that France still exists is deeply troubling

In the past it was called little britanny

I have no fucking idea why your so upset. Are you a welshcunt upset his cultural identify was erased and replaced by big germanic cocks?

France can steamroll anybody though. Uniting France should be done way before reaching Asia is even possible.

how do i find a big titty, horse toothed woman?

post breton music

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Bullshit, it was always the oregano brittany

I don't know. It gets invaded 24/7 by the brits in HOI4 though.

Good place to start in ck2 its like ire hardmode with francia and hispania niggers demanding clay

>big germanic cocks

>big anglo cock


Holy shit there's something wrong with you lol

>be me
>go to france
>find a town called brest
Thats a big brest if ive ever seen one

The best part of France. Liberation when?

1. Is that just a reversed Cornwall flag?
2. Thoughts on the current situation between the EU and UK

go there, ul find one or more.

>Nolwenn Leroy
Now that's a name I haven't seen or heard in a very long time. She fell from so high I'm surprised she didn't evaporate on impact.
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I think you might me a little upset about being a conquered people, me lad. Tell me, since i'm so obsessed with my penis could you tell me what it tastes like?

Eh mostly. France isn't as strong as they used to be early on. Did an England game recently and managed to win the 100s War and PU-ed France the entire game. Several patches ago doing that was much harder than it is now.

Need more Muslims.

This area is lovely for hiking

Going to the Tarn Gorges in august

Muslims running people over in trucks

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what do you mean?

Is this a joke? I've never seen more shitskins and ninjas sandnigger than when I was in bretagne
absolutely disgusting

Bin there. It's the home of Asterix and Obelix. Rugged nature, cold wind, street signs are bilingual in Brezoneg first and French second.

Almost no niggers and Arabs back when I visited.

t. Marseilles monkey

Frenchmen are rude only in the biggest cities. In smaller towns and rural areas they are just as nice as any other nationality since they are separated from urban snobbery

No surprise there. Celts are the most cucked of proper European races.

I can vouch for this

France a black nation now

She used to be extremely popular after winning a reality TV show called Star Academy. She would fill huge concert halls and her shit was on radio and TV 24/7.
Then she completely disappeared.
She did that "breton" album which kind of made people speak about her again but that lasted for 2 weeks max.
A small local music festival invited her a couple of years ago but barely anyone showed up at the concert. I'll try to find pictures of it because it was really sad.

>be conquered by everyone who comes into contact with you, even the picts
>implying handing over their women doesn't come naturally

this area is fucking serene too, i know montpellier is trashy but when you get into like Languedoc-Rousillon and wine country it's some of the most peaceful countryside you've ever experienced. Personally I was in st jean de minervois

All correct.

ALSO FUCKING LEFTISTS.

that's a shame, I quite liked her t-b-h

Does anything of the occitan's remain, or did the pesky parisians eliminate that too

Bitch ass mothafucka burgerslime. South France sucks balls

zero clue what you're talking about, i only spent like a month total in the area

yes, I need to find people to speak it with tho
haven't done so in a while even if I do some reading in breton sometimes, helps a lot
Mon cul oui, la couronne a essayé de nous la mettre pendant des siècles et on est toujours la
Viens jouer mon gars, tu repartira chez toi plié en quatre
he's a national hery dude
our flag was adopted in the early middle ages for our ships, and became pretty much the standard breton flag from any outside point
as for the situation between the UK and the EU, I hope the UK wont fuck up their election and that they actually leave and aren't cucked by their career politicians.

please vocaroo something in breton for us

>haven't done so in a while even if I do some reading in breton sometimes, helps a lot
Kek just as cucked as the Irish. Celtic is dead

>Mon cul oui, la couronne a essayé de nous la mettre pendant des siècles et on est toujours la

Vous êtes devenus des putain de cocus de première depuis ce temps, fais pas ton chaud en te touchant les couilles sur l'histoire de tes ancêtres, les bretons modernes sucent la gauche et en redemandent

Kiwibro is right. The Britons settled in what is modern day Brittany because of the invasion of Britannia from the Angles, Jutes (both are from what is modern day Denmark, I believe the region is called Jutland?) and Saxons. The Angles split up and Founded the Kingdoms of Northumbria, East Anglia and Mercia while the Saxons established Kingdoms south of the Angle lands. The Britons who settled in brittany are basically the celtic people of the British Isles who fled the Invasion of the Angles, Jutes and Saxons.

>Mon cul oui, la couronne a essayé de nous la mettre pendant des siècles et on est toujours la
Tes ancêtres oui, toi tout ce que t'as fait pour le moment c'est voter pour le PS, et là-dessus on te l'a mis profond comme jamais.

Maintenant tu vas voter pour Macron et achever au passage ta région. Bravo.

Also

It's the opposite, some Britons left the British Isles and settled in Brittany

I imagine he's upset because he thinks i implied brittons weren't celtics with my first post.