Stop being poor

>Be me
>Son of a bank executive and still have British Empire money
>Haven't worked a day in my life
>Drive a Mercedes-AMG
>Have a hot Ethiopian gf and dozens of side bitches
>Travel the world and live the life of a sex crazed gypsy
>Browse Sup Forums so I can laugh at the NEETS and plebs infesting this board

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>Have a hot Ethiopian gf
Lol

Still only human

Im so rich and powerful that I had to brag about it on Sup Forums

Fuck off nigger

I hope your free health care will cover your aids

op if u are so rich why dont you reveal yourself

pic of u infront of car with timestamp or gtfo

>I invent stories bcus I want to feel better about my crippling financial situation

Elliot Rogers (the sequel) please kys.

>leaf
sage, also

>hot Ethiopian gf

Top quality shitpost

>>Be me
Yes, I'm me, too.
>>Son of a bank executive and still have British Empire money
It's just money
>>Haven't worked a day in my life
Some jobs can actually be fun
>>Drive a Mercedes-AMG
It's just a car
>>Have a hot Ethiopian gf and dozens of side bitches
It's just girls. Also, having one girl is annoying enough and work. It's a dumb decision to waste time having more than a few at most
>>Travel the world and live the life of a sex crazed gypsy
It's just travel and sex
>>Browse Sup Forums so I can laugh at the NEETS and plebs infesting this board
After everything you mentioned, you're still not secure enough with yourself that you have to come on Sup Forums and laugh at NEETS?

You're a on track to become a disappointment to your family. Get sober for a bit, think of an idea, start a business, and give your life some deeper meaning, or you'll probably never be happy.

>still have British Empire money
Explain.
I'm English and don't have 'British Empire' money. What is this?
I was born and brought up in Hong Kong. So where is my Empire coin?
I can speak chink - Cantonese. I can't speak Mandarin but I can read it.

Please tell me how to get empire money.
My family are dispersed. My sis lives in New Zealand, My brother lives in your land. (Vancouver)
My mum lives a two minute walk away. My wife is Scottish. All these nationalities are complicated.
The white man's burden.
I'm poor. I have about £300 in the bank. It's enough to be safe and pay all the bills.
Having three kids is very expensive and eats time.
So tell me about this Empire money.

Are you rich?

>be me
>libtard redditfag college trans otherkin
>need to fight for some cause because schlomo told so
>want to let my fag rage out but afraid to be beaten by real men
>post bullshit to Sup Forums
>this will teach them

This is why I love capitalism. Your hedonism leaves you on a trajectory to poverty while enriching providers who provide worthwhile goods/service to the nation at large.

someone was late on the eth coin? kys nigger

Like with physical beauty inherited wealth can be fleeting too. And then what will you do? Any skills to fall back on? No?

you ain't gonna trigger anyone here nigga. try your bait thread again on /r9k/. they will lose their shit

in at 5, more at 20

life is beautiful my danish white, european friend

must be bait