If we come into contact with aliens tomorrow, how will your country react?

If we come into contact with aliens tomorrow, how will your country react?

drop a fuckin MOAB

How would Africa react?

Party like it's 1999

Referendum for Earthxit from Galactic Union

Bend over and allow them to have sex with our wives

Egypt would build pyramids and the nig nogs would try to rape.

Kill the infidels

Start asking for space gibsmedats

Trump would open his mouth and they'd realize we're too stupid for them to interact with.

Fuck off we're full

We'll elect one as mayor of our largest city.

Trump would make the greatest deals with them and give em mexico

We will have hot gay sex with the aliens

Wonder how they taste when cooked.

ayy lmao

Fuck off to x faggot.

Fly off into space on their kang pyramids to reunite with their alien brothers

i wonder how ayy lmao cock taste like

Offer them joints ayyyylmao we got dat cali kush

probably nuke it

wait forgot my picture

Offer them free money and my wife?

Baptize them and give each one of them an AK and a box of donuts.

>Belgian
Couldn't you just give em a shitload of Congonians instead?

Ask the Pope.

Argie's Haircut pls

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