Antifa makes a "*teleports behind u* 'nothing personal kid" story

antifa makes a "*teleports behind u* 'nothing personal kid" story

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kek have a bump

>Not naming and shaming

>now look what you made me do, you made me spill my coffee

I've doxxed pretty much everyone affiliated with my local antifa, what do

aint my screenshot

He should have killed the Nazi. That's what I would do if any of you fascist pussies left your basements and came to my town.

These larpers actually think they are tough. Also:
IF you are a EAST COAST FAG then get in here for battle of boston:
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and then the bus clapped

Nice creative writing.

people don't actually think this will convince anyone right?

are you memeing or just being a leaf

>now look what you made me do, you made me spill my coffee

Antifa is so lame. The fact that someone typed this one then screenshotting it is just SO lame. Is it supposed to be funny? Cause it's gay as fuck!

>Ape: What are you looking at?
>Me: n-nothing, sorry

>Me: Only communists hate nazis?
>Ape: Only nazis hate communists?

>Me: you really don't want to do that
>Ape: [grabs his baseball bat]
>*** 5 seconds later ***
>Ape: "yes 911? It was self defense, I was cleaning up graffiti and this scrawny druggie attacked me, he needs an ambulance and I'm pressing assault charges


ftfy

Expectation
VsReality

Fucking kek

95.6% chance this was written by a woman.

>Calls brave person of color covering up heinous antifa culture appropriation an "ape"

Antifa proving once and for all they are the real racists.

Hard to tell considering how effeminate most antifa men are

>ape
Sounding pretty racist desu

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hundred percent chance it was written by a bitch though

and not a heterosexual one, either

that art degree, majoring in creative writing is really paying for itself

>makes a story
>uses only dialoges
Fuck this kidos cant even write somthing woth reading

I'll take "Things that never happened" for $1,000, Alex.

I can smell his fedora from here

>APE

maybe he confronted Harambe and told him whats what

Probably the same urban hero responsible for this inner city miracle.

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New York homeless feel entitled to money and berate people who walk by and don't give them anything. I once had one stepping on the back of my shoes to try to get me to turn around and listen to him.

>Be me
>Anti Fascist guardian of diversity
>Coming back from Physio
>See a large man vandalizing our sacred words
>Begin autistic screeching until my fellow cucks rally behind me.
>Large man starts to get nervous
>Reaches into bag to grab his cell phone
>Now you have done it motherfucker
>Yell, HE HAS A BAT!!!
>Me and the White Knights of the Holy Cuck swarm upon him
>Spill my coffee in the chaos
>He puts up a decent fight do to his size
>Finally get him on the ground and begin kicking him while autistic screeching intensifies.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>Call 9/11 for police and ambulance
>Fascist cops begin arresting my comrades instead of Ape Nazi piece of shit
>Post story to Facebook
>Exaggerate a bit to make it more interesting
>We are the revolution