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How is this picture not instantaneous, absolutely infallible evidence of the degeneracy and mental retardation of the man on the right?

Are French people actually this deluded? Help me understand how this is possible, Sup Forums, I am having an existential crisis trying to understand how this man is not only eligible, but A FUCKING FRONTRUNNER for a head-of-state position.

The woman is hideous

Is that his mom or something?

It's his wife

Youth is unattractive

she looks like willem dafoe got a sex change then took the bogpill

We need to meme that he's her puppet and she manipulates him.

She is like 30 years older than him or some shit. Pretty sure she molestered him in Highschool

She looks like Eddie

He actually looks like a khazar, holy fuck.
It looks like he's had surgery done on his nose.

The French are sexual perverts and degenerates

He has a granny fetish. Leave him be m8.

Can anyone from France actually explain the psychology behind this being possible? I don't know if it's a cultural thing but I cannot even imagine this man rising to such a level of politics in USA without being picked apart by our media and general populace. Anybody?

She was his teacher

They are normalizing female pedophilia.

>beta cuck provider with old roastie stacy about to make the history books

I couldn't bear to even look at them if they win the election, this would be such a humiliating blow to Glorious France.

Imagine a literal beta cuck and his roastie hag gf becoming president and cucking France even more because his gf will want all the bbc in the world for her wretched cavern. The yehudniggers will pay his roastie on top of that to cuck him more, desu

JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY LE PEN NEEDS TO WIN, BOYS

Based English teacher.

Perhaps the french prefer to elect an eunuch rather than the sexual perverts we had since then.
Also strangely the combo young women + old men is deemed acceptable by society

Yeah, it's mostly a matter of circumstances, otherwise he'd never have gotten as close to presidency as he is. Here's the rundown.

The basics: french people first choose between a bunch of candidates, then they vote again to decide between the two who scored highest.

First round major candidates were:
> Le Pen (neo-nazi in her ranks, has strong ties to Putin, advocates for frenxit)
> Fillon (conservative, got caught up in two scandals, one involving him being bribed and the other involving him stealing state money for his wife- he refused to go to court to face the charges)
> Mélenchon (frexit + some communist shit)
> Hamon (insignificant leftist person with Mélenchon's ideas, only softer)
> Last but not least our man Macron, whose strategy was to change his discourse depending on who he was talking to, to pretty much agree with everyone, and to make very abstract declarations such as "I will be the best job president ever".

Le Pen carries a very heavy past in France due to her father being supportive of Pétain, the dude who allied with nazi occupation during WWII, and most her party's members share her father's ideology, even though her position leans heavily towards liberal (gay rights, etc). She got the second highest score and will oppose Macron in the finals.

Fillon was fucked the moment he tried to deflect the scandals as "things that should not be the focus or the campaign" and refuse to go to court when summoned. He got third.

Mélenchon got fourth, which is a fucking high as hell score for a communist, even in the socialist land of France.

And Macron got first, because he was the least bad.
Also all other candidates except him had already been candidate for presidency at least once before (and were defeated). Macron was the only newcomer, from a generation younger than all the others, and since he has no real program, party, or political alignment, he seems refreshing and harmless.

Actually, one of Macron's main perks is that he's a banker, not a politician. He knows how to sell himself the way a businessman would, and he doesn't fall too much into the realm of tired and cliched political lines all the other candidates use. French people being very tired of politics, it's no surprise they like having someone like him.
Also he's young, attractive, and french people are degenerates.

Even if Le Pen gets elected, does she have the pull to actually change anything in France? Deportations? Banning of mosques? Anything?

So what this sounds like is: all of Le Pen's opponents are incompetent/milquetoast and Macron used that to his advantage by dancing the right manipulative dance? Is his personal life a part of the discourse/narrative at all right now?

>Being this rich
>Marying a mummyfied skeleton
This guy is clearly an idiot. We can't let him win.

He was "raped" by her when he was her student. She's just a wrinkly old pedo and he's a nutless wonder who loves being controlled by his sexual mommy figure.

If France stays in the EU? Hahahaha nope. Not even in her wildest dreams. Sure, french politics will become more conservative, but EU laws would make it impossible for her to make really drastic changes.

She could reduce immigration, but we have open border within the EU, so it'd be useless. Banning mosques is forbidden by EU legislation. Even going back on gay marriage would be incredibly hard legally speaking. I don't know exactly what she could to, to be honest. Until now, France has always had politics that were more socialist than the EU, so it's hard to predict what will happen is we become more conservative instead.

If she organizes a vote to get out of the EU, and if we vote yes, then first of all the EU will most likely explode. We're the ones who created it along with Germany, as well as one of the biggest contributors and I don't see Germany sustaining the EU on its own. After that, the only thing that could stop her will be the constitution and other traditional counter-powers. Most importantly, given the results in the first turn of the election, it's very likely that, if Le Pen is elected, she'll get an unfavorable parliament, which will at least make every law she wants to pass a struggle, or perhaps even take the law-making power away from her, if the parliament is controlled by parties opposing her (i.e. most parties).

In any case, banning mosques is thoroughly unconstitutional, deportations of illegal migrants will likely happen regardless, and religious garments will most likely be banned in public (France is extremely secular to begin with).

He's mocked as a baby faced toddler who married his mom. But also, his wife is everywhere with him, and they're clearly very much in love. He's the only woman he's ever been with, sexually or otherwise, which gives him that image of romantic french boy. His personal life is part of his image, the mockeries make him seem more innocent and younger, which probably plays to his advantage considering how tired a lot of frenchies are of the old generation of politicians, and I know a whole fucking lot of women who treat his life like it's a fucking romance novel. "Oh look at this they are soooo cute he will make such a nice president!" Yep that's totally how politics work.

put them both in the Faceapp, make him younger make her older and meme the shit outta it

Tick tick frog. Time is not on our side. France will be a turning point in European politics if she wins, but I fear it will be an even bigger turning point if she doesn't. If Macron wins and things go as they are now, tension will continue to build. Dumbass leftists don't realize that if you build up ethnic cleavages, you're not going to have much of a constitution to fight for after a certain point.

Good luck.

>Micron penis