>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Robert threads are the greatest thing Sup Forums ever created.
Camden Young
Knives and mace. my kinda gal
Austin Moore
Countposter was nice enough to count homicides for April in the last thread, looks like the tally is just 47. Robert's doing good in both senses of the expression.
Jace Powell
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Xavier Jones
Lakeview user checking in during this crazy thunderstorm.
Jose Richardson
Welcome back. It's been soggy, but bloody tonight.
Mason Thomas
2/?
Comfy levels high as fuck sipping on my Chamomile with bourbon by the fire.
Carter Parker
>>>>>real nigga hours
Benjamin Gonzalez
How's it going, user? Logan Square robert here.
Xavier Anderson
>some guys were jumping on an italian male
Justin Jones
In full effect, old son. At least one DOA confirmed niggas getting shot, stabbed, beat on.
Mason Bailey
hahahhaha. no description no name no idea if he is still on scene. fuck you bitch no Robert for you !!
James Turner
Good other then my basement flooding from our 3rd day of nonstop rain.
Justin Evans
No shit, my appartment flooded and I ate shit slipping in water that i didnt realize was there. Fuck this weather.
Jaxson Anderson
Pressing F for your flooring, mates.
Wyatt Hughes
real dirty and mean like a junkyard dog
Elijah Brooks
Press F for my asscheeks, my floor is tile.
Hunter Martinez
Its tile but still fucking sucks.
I can't even mop the shit up because it hasn't stopped. Apparently I have a lower spot in my basement then the sump pumps or the drains.
Adrian Stewart
>male beating a female inside an apartment >no apartment number provided
Grayson Cooper
>I have a lower spot in my basement then the sump pumps or the drains. >tile Oh man, that fucking sucks.
Connor Gomez
Who designed that basement and why are they so stupid?
Owen Williams
late to the robert thread today, any good shit happened?
Alexander Myers
House was built in 1890. I am sure they dug the basement down sometime in the early 70's and looks like everything was remodeled around 2001.
I will figure something out it has only flooded twice in 3 years both during insane 3 inches + an hour rains.
Lincoln Cooper
>one DOA >nig got punched in the dick
Hunter Hall
Lots of bloodshed despite the weather. One DOA.
Nolan Sanders
PUNCHED IN THE GROIN >RAN IN AN INDETERMINATE DIRECTION BITCH GOT SHOT >TURNED DOWN EMS 11 Y/O LEDANIEL CALLED THE COPS ON HER FAMILY >NO FURTHER VICTIM WILL BE DOA >F Also lots of beatings and assaults, and one lady got her purse stole and raped by a male black.
Thomas Hughes
>WOW >not good
Kayden Martinez
>chamomile with bourbon I prefer gin myself bourbon is too sweet for chamomile, needs something nice and dry
Ayden Howard
Male Black. University of Chicago. Jumped out of the bushes.
Hudson Harris
I'm trying something a bit different tonight.
Mason Evans
Pic.
Ryder Perez
>two male hispanics stole the caller's license plates
Kayden Kelly
I do enjoy this, I go to Chicago three times a year and always have a good time
Luis Hernandez
>black female trying to leave kids with ER staff and just assaulted one of them in front of staff
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Levi Perry
Goddamn.
Thomas Martinez
Give me the rundown on "Robert" and "BLACK MALE"
Alexander Cruz
>the rundown
>MALE BLACK rules Chicago with an iron fist >Controls the drugs >The streets >owns all the local politicians and their cronies >ROBERT the only force to oppose them >Communicates by open radio >Operates only at night >It's a war he can't win but he fights it anyways.
Joshua Bailey
Stay awhile and listen.
Zachary Smith
Also this. Kek.
Justin Wood
>coyote
Julian Taylor
>Kitchen window status: Broken
Carson Martinez
>intoxicated boyfriend hitting girlfriend with a spatula >with a spatula >spatula
Logan Price
Not as good as the crate beating that got doled out on Friday...but it passes muster
Joshua Ortiz
>male dispatch is getting fed up with these callers
Anthony Ward
playing some paladins while listening to this and can't stop laughing and spatula beatings.
Nathan Robinson
call takers getting shit on left and right tonight
Chase Wilson
I think the weather is making dispatch crankier than usual
Ayden Ortiz
Weather isn't bad for Illinois atm. 48 degrees at night, light rain/drizzle if anything.
Michael Brooks
>jose the security guard got robbed
Grayson Jenkins
>man down >still breathing >shot in the fucking head F
Luke Moore
>man down >still breathing >shot in the head
F
Luis Lee
Nice hivemind
Nathan Bennett
>SIX >SIX SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Justin Watson
RIP
Christian Williams
>female having a psychotic episode
Ryan Phillips
WTF? > caution, the husbands boyfriend beat her up
