basically the first one is global warming runaway because methane
the second one is the entire universe ceases to exist as we know it at the speed of light
Grayson Jones
molten carbon is the oil of the future
Kevin Johnson
The clathrate gun hypothesis will be proven or disproven in the next 20 years. I suspect we'll be fine.
Joshua Murphy
That's pretty based though, rather that than them be muslims
Lucas Morris
>Humans can make volcanoes erupt now. das rite
Lincoln Wood
>where am i
At a labor day rally arguing for better pay and getting rid of capitalism
Christopher Parker
We're about to get fucked from multiple directions desu. Hold onto your hats. Buy gold and silver even though it's probably fake chinese nikel
Nathaniel Hernandez
im not dum im not dum im smart i can read
Ian Thomas
The nice thing about the false vacuum is it could've already started billions of years ago/away but you can't see it coming until it reaches us.
Adrian Campbell
Maybe if global warming kills off enough people, the pollution will lessen and the Earth will even itself back out. That's what I hope anyway.
Owen Gomez
wait....so if we use up all the molten carbon here and convert it to energy, we get domestic fuel AND we prevent a super volcano from erupting and destroying half the U.S., why aren't we already tapping this?
Carter Bell
>The carbon sits 217 miles beneath the surface of the Earth in the upper mantle and has no immediate pathway to the surface.
makes plants reproduce better in drier climates and cools the earth over time.
Isaiah King
do a test tapping in NV or northern AZ where no one lives to make sure it does not trigger anything
Josiah Gray
So if I'm reading this right, global warming had us fucked longer ago than we though and the dimming has been keeping it at bay. But now they we're reducing the things that cause dimming, it's catching up?
David Taylor
Those quads made a guy not dump something cool in another thread
Charles Sullivan
This is why I keep coming to Sup Forums. Yep, user, I understand those. Clathrate gun probably leads to another Carboniferous era, it'll be warmer with plants everywhere, which really isn't a bad thing unless you're a dummy with a house on the beach. False quantum vacuum does keep me up at night though sometimes, until I chop it down to size and realize we could get essentially limitless energy from harnessing this effect and causing a split between "generate" and "degenerate" space.
Robert Ortiz
Just discovered? This has been common knowledge for years. And let me go ahead and guess at this so you can score good goy points with your editor: We should be carbon taxed because a volcano emits carbon into the air. Omg, alt right conspiracy on Sup Forums... Are you going to get more shekels deposited now? You're welcome, faggot.
Robert Howard
I'm sorry :(
Xavier Foster
>In Carbonate form Wowzers that must be scary. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_carbonate >it releases carbon dioxide upon heating, called a thermal decomposition reaction, or calcination, (to above 840 °C in the case of CaCO3), to form calcium oxide, commonly called quicklime So it makes Calcium oxide. Let's see what that is? >en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxide >The quicklime is not stable and, when cooled, will spontaneously react with CO2 from the air until, after enough time, it will be completely converted back to calcium carbonate unless slaked with water to set as lime plaster or lime mortar. Even if it's released, unless we have a massive tsunami to slake all of the calcium oxide, we're good.
William Rodriguez
Yeah it's a stupid narrative and it's timed perfectly to coincide with 30 years of Geomagnetic storms we are moving into. FFS they think we don't know the grand solar minimums are causing the uptick in volcanic activity. It's like they think we don't know the history of the cycle either.
Leo Martinez
Look up the Carboniferous period. Hella hot blue ball, a shit ton of CO2 in the air, and so many plants everywhere they turned into fossil fuels. Iirc it was also an age of megafauna because of abundant food and oxygen from said plants, but I'm gonna have to look it up again
Logan Parker
Better do it in California, in case things go wrong we can knock out two birds with one stone.
Parker Garcia
Global warming is propaganda, it simply isnt even a problem. It is a kike shekel farm.
The fact of the matter is, yourw a reprobate fool and God will pour His wrath out on you fags before the earth overheats.
You're a moron.
William Perez
>live in Central Oregon
Jeremiah Watson
>fossil fuels Another myth. Oil doesnt come from organic matter, dumbfuck. Thats why they havent called it fossil fuel in 20 years and call it petro chemicals.
Titan has at least twixe as much oil as earth. How many dinosaurs were on that moon for it to have that mich oil?
Fucking libtard. Read an ACTUAL book and delet your buzzfeed account. Pseudo intellectual moron.
Benjamin Diaz
Geothermal time.
Henry Nelson
Yep en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carboniferous Interestingly enough even though CO2 levels were astonishingly high, oxygen levels were too. Note as well: I was mistaken, the estimates of mean surface temperature were the same as the modern era. If CO2 is so AWFUL END OF THE WORLD SCARY BAD, why wasn't the Carboniferous a sweltering hell hole? Really rustles my scrotum
Evan Butler
>doesnt hit california
gay
Jace Nelson
Haha fuck, user, I almost said "allegedly" in that post but I changed my mind. I didn't know the abiogenic oil hypothesis was mainstream. Now go suck on a Sig Sauer for being a little bitch about it, if you don't mind.
Sebastian White
ERUPT ERUPT ALREADY FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING BURN THIS WORTHLESS CIVILIZATION TO THE FUCKING GROUND I CAN ONLY HOPE A MORE WORTHY ONE WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES
Jack Ross
>the universe will end in the blink of an eye >better buy gold and silver well, he did say pol would be too dumb to understand
Nathan Ross
Coal comes from plants. Go look at some. I'll wait. I'm with you on the oil though. The more I read about abiogenic oil the more correct it sounds. Coal is shallow, oil is deep. Coal is a fossil fuel numbnuts
Brandon Sanders
Checked
Julian Young
Good thing we are all doing our tribal volcano dance to calm the angry lava spirits, you guys do it too right?
Jose Reed
I need my habbenings Going through withdrawal over here cause Lil Kim too much of a pussy to pop one off over the atmosphere
Anthony Price
No dumbass, what happens is when volcanoes erupt they spew ash everywhere reducing the temperatures globally
Matthew Mitchell
>30 inch wingspanned dragoflies and two feet long scorpions
Asher Howard
just like global warming.
Easton Butler
You'd see its effects. If stars suddenly wink out for no reason, then you know something's up.
Daniel Scott
>not wanting to fill a pit with scorpions the size of pit bulls and throw your enemies in it There is no downside to this plan
Carson Baker
>molten carbon so... oil?
Hunter Peterson
It travels at the speed of light By the time the last of the light from that star has reached you, so has the true vacuum
Noah Smith
>mfw I wouldn't be able to tell the difference because of stupid light pollution
Camden James
>the joke ur head
Liam Flores
oil ... regenerates. WELL fancy that
Leo Cook
But we would observe perturbations in the star before that.
Parker Peterson
No, you wouldn't Nothing would The effects of gravity propagate at the speed of light as well It is traveling at the maximum possible speed of the universe There is no way for any effect it enacts to reach us before it does
Cameron Walker
>tfw tacoland will be fucked too wew
Adam Diaz
How's that Hubble
Adrian Allen
False vacuum is plausible but currently can't be proven nor disproven.
Charles Phillips
thats a pretty big ticking bomb
it would be a shame if some douche bag set it off.
Grayson Gonzalez
environmentalists would be triggered if nothing else
Colton Scott
Sure you would. The star wouldn't be destroyed instantly. Only at most at the speed of light. We would be able to see its funny behavior and figure out that something's happening.
Oliver Gonzalez
So basically, the world becomes Australia.
Josiah Williams
Checked and kek'd. Not sure if they'd notice much of a difference, but at least they wouldn't be building "american" cars for $2.30 an hour so the NAFTA billionaire fuckwits can keep driving up house prices. >I'm not bitter North America has a bunch of grid tie points so if the USA goes down, it's likely taking southern Canada and parts of Mexico with it like pic related. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeast_blackout_of_2003
Buckle up boys we're going to see a widespread, protracted grid down event in our lifetimes.
Alexander Sanchez
Why did they bother to name minneapolis and milwaukee all the way on the east in the map?
did these two states go "include me in the screen cap"?
Parker Nguyen
>The star wouldn't be destroyed instantly. I don't think you quite get it There will be no effect from this event prior to its arrival. That star will not feel any kind of gravitational warping because the event is expanding at the same speed as the effects of gravity it might have otherwise caused We will not see the star wink out because by the time the light from hits us, so has the true vacuum There is currently no way we could detect such a thing, barring some high tech scifi shit we haven't discovered yet
Jonathan Thompson
You get it ma dude
Owen Morgan
>gravity is just a theory wtf I'm floating now
Daniel Long
False Vacuum Theory is retarded since it's near infinitely more likely that our current universe is the result of it.
Carter Thompson
How so????????
Thomas Nguyen
You're right, but there's some speculation out there that the speed of light might not be constant throughout the universe, but it's way theoretical. Other "constants" like the weak and strong force might be localized too. The idea of dark matter always seemed really fucking hokey to me, like "we don't know why we see what we see so it must be caused by completely undetectable shit in the sky"
Parker Mitchell
How do you think genius???
Ayden Jenkins
I think he means the odds are either we'd be destroyed already, or it's already happened aeons ago and we're living in a lower metastable vacuum condition already if not the base stable vacuum. We're doing experiments to figure out if that's the case. Check out the wiki article is breddy gud
Jaxson Myers
Libtards and preppers see it as a new source of fearmongering. Realists see it as the birth of the geothermal superpower of the future. But we have to make sure Chinese cannot own lands there.
Adam Flores
They already own the US by its nutsacks so it's practically theirs.
Lucas Bennett
He mesnt hypothetical conjecture. There is literraly no observstions to support it. Also frozen methane leading venus like global warming is a meme. The earth has been much warmer before and we didnt wind up like venus.
Chase Robinson
We did it once and we could do it again if the gov wasn't a bunch of money grubbing shekel sluts
Jordan Martinez
True tradition is more than two nukes, yet everyone seems to be leaders.
Tyler Turner
what happens if kim throws a nuclear bomb right on top of Yellowstone?
Lucas Watson
A happening
Jayden Watson
>a >was >just this is not how you write titles for news articles
>whoascience ffs
Carter Ramirez
no, you're wrong. the star would stop emitting light in the same way as it was being consumed. We would see the change in emissions before any change in vacuum energy state reached us.
Besides which, there's no reason to think the lower energy state could only nucleate at the speed of light, nor that local differences, like, say, the concentration of mass of a star, couldn't change the speed at which the event propagates through space.
Daniel Brooks
It'll take a lot more energy than a single high yield nuke to trigger a chain reaction.
Christopher Lewis
well there are startup companies in california that are currently producing crude oil from special algae, so it can definitely come from plants.
Jeremiah Evans
Made me think of something... I found a bizarre and fascinating research paper that implies you can define the presence of matter and energy in a given volume of space by its information content. Sort of an entropic theory of matter. It's lying around here somewhere, I'll see if I can find it... But it's entirely possible that a nucleated quantum ground state shift would propagate slower through information dense space as the mass is transformed.
Owen Perez
Insects grow to the size of the oxygen content of the air actually.
If you grow insects in 50% or higher oxygen containers, they get huge.
Nathan Howard
American education
Ryan Perry
DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!
Gabriel James
I thought Jews worshiped a volcano demon
Ayden Martinez
wtf do you know about titan?
You got an oil well there?
Noah Bailey
wait, isn't oil and coal carbon? holy shit is this the start of a new and unprecedented era of American energy market dominance?
Jaxson Jackson
It would only trigger liberals. Also:
Parker Evans
more like THE happening. yall have been cryin the sky is falling since 2012 doomsday, oldfags from Y2K blah blah blah fat boy's missles blowing up in mid air and not even able to fly properly. last remnant of shit tier commies time is runnin out
Lucas Adams
does that explain the giant dinosaurs and mammoths and sabretooths from way back in the way to? and then bones of humanoid giants..
Easton Gutierrez
I used to think that global warming was actually real but that it was just an accident by humans. Then they started magically finding all these natural spots that leak carbon.
Whether they leak carbon naturally or un-naturally is unknown, but i'm sure that if it's proven to be natural then the left will have to retract it's bullshit narrative.
And, if it's found to be caused by "un-natural" occurrences then the left still has to give up it's narrative.
Honestly i don't can't remember what my point was, i'm sorry, my mind wanders. I hope this made some sort of sense.
In a sense. The increased amount of oxygen allowed land animals to get as large as the sauropods, for instance, just because breathing to exchange gasses was much more efficient.
Jaxon Rogers
Quick, pay taxes to Al Gore so he can save us!
James Richardson
No fuck you the taps can be placed right next to Seattle and Portland. Those pozholes can only be cleansed with cascades of molten minerals.
Aaron Reyes
>pic related I'm disappointed in Lil Kim, leafbro. Lots of us have useful skills that would come in handy to rebuild a functional society. Instead we get to sit around and watch the most useless shit come into existence and leave a stain on the national psyche. We're built for hard work, we're made to use our brains, but instead all the world offers us is a lifetime of repetitive work, debt, aging without grace and death without honor. So yeah, we watch the skies and hope they'll fall, if only so we get to be genuinely useful for once in the aftermath, leaving our mark on something greater than ourselves.
Robert Flores
China is the single largest foreign holder but really doesn't own that much US debt. We own the vast majority of our own treasury notes. Nigger