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> May says Tories would not raise VAT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761740

> 'Phased approach': How to read EU Brexit guidelines
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-30/brexit-takes-shape-what-we-learned-from-the-27-european-leaders
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-guidelines-analysis-idUKKBN17V0IC

> Branson says he will BACK Theresa May if she gets a good deal with Europe: Virgin tycoon also calls for second EU referendum if ‘disaster’ of a hard Brexit occurs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4460868/Sir-Richard-Branson-calls-second-EU-referendum.html

> Tim Farron says he is a 'bit of a Eurosceptic' in bid to win over Brexit voters in Liberal Democrat former south west of England stronghold
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/

Polls

> Britain Elects Polling Average Update
Con: 46.2% (+8.4) Lab: 26.9% (-4.3) LDem: 10.6% (+2.5) UKIP: 7.4% (-5.5) Grn: 2.9% (-0.9) Chgs. w/ GE2015.
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858672289835089920

> YouGov: Latest Westminster voting intention (27-28 Apr)
CON - 44% LAB - 31% LD - 11% UKIP - 6% OTH - 8%
yougov.co.uk/news/2017/04/29/voting-intention-conservatives-44-labour-31-27-28-/

> Survation: Kensington constituency poll:
CON: 46% (-6) LAB: 29% (-2) LDEM: 17% (+11) GRN: 7% (+2) Chgs. w/ GE2015 result
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858741971166388224

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theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/01/tony-blair-announces-return-in-bid-to-influence-brexit-debate
huffingtonpost.co.uk/alexandra-runswick/election-expenses_b_16146174.html
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/the-right-to-know-the-outcome-of-election-expense-fraud-allegations-regardless-of-election-rules
indy100.com/article/brexit-theresa-may-eu-referendun-juncker-dinner-shambles-trade-faz-report-7711161
thefaceberg.com/discotheque-juliette/
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house
youtube.com/watch?v=POB3Dr0uonc
youtube.com/watch?v=x-XAOCHPXgs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4459358/Farage-given-thumbs-White-House.html
thejc.com/comment/comment/rabbi-belovski-libel-against-farage-is-right-1.437111
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_2017
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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THINGS
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/01/tony-blair-announces-return-in-bid-to-influence-brexit-debate

3rd for blackpills

Post unfairly maligned historical figures.

>29 Conservative MPs have been accused of committing fraud in the 2015 General Election. The Tories are using vacuous election rules to attempt to hush this up ahead of the June election for political gain - if just 17 of these 29 MPs were disbarred from standing then they would lose their current majority.
huffingtonpost.co.uk/alexandra-runswick/election-expenses_b_16146174.html
you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/the-right-to-know-the-outcome-of-election-expense-fraud-allegations-regardless-of-election-rules

Is now the time when we go full accelerationist and get him back into power?

MUMMY

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How extraordinarily fucked are we?

indy100.com/article/brexit-theresa-may-eu-referendun-juncker-dinner-shambles-trade-faz-report-7711161

DEFEATISTS OUT

reminder that corbyn is our guy

if you want to fix this country you need to vote for someone who understands how deeply broken it is and will make no attempts to preserve it; you need corbyn

Good lord

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>Watching the Electric Jew
>Drinking the Liquid Jew
>Smoking the Herbal Jew
>Talking on the Telecommunicative Jew
>Texting on the Mobile Jew
>Browsing the World Wide Jew
>Driving the Gas-Guzzling Jew
>Attending the Academic Jew
>Working at the Occupational Jew
>Trading with the Fiat Jew
>Living in the Domicile Jew
>Owning the Domesticated Jew
>Sleeping on the Comfy Jew
>Eating the Nutrimental Jew
>Drinking the Aqueous Jew
>Partaking in the Reproductive Jew
>Raising the Infantile Jew
>Living on the Terrestrial Jew
>Living in the Third Dimensional Jew
>Existing in the Metaphysical Jew

"I did it all gordon"

Who /NOFAP/ ?

some good blackpill writing here thefaceberg.com/discotheque-juliette/

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Hitler did nothing wrong.

Reminder this is our chance to get rid of the SNP once and for all

Tories are left. Numpty.

Fishing news. Some under age sprats are following the trawler but just need some onions to keep at the bay.

>CON: 46% (-6) LAB: 29% (-2) LDEM: 17% (+11) GRN: 7% (+2) Chgs. w/ GE2015 result

So essentially from this even in a pro-remain constituency the Lib-Dems are not going to return to pre-2010 levels.

HA!

Very. The worst thing is that when the Tories shit the bed the alternative is two other complete mongs in Farron/Corbyn. Also stop posting the Independent.

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>In 1995, a new blind trust, known as the Labour Leader Office Fund, was set up by Mr Blair's friend Michael (now Lord) (((Levy))). It has been estimated that £2.5 million was raised. This allowed Mr Blair to run the biggest Opposition office in history.
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html

>Immigration Minister Barbara (((Roche))) is alleged in the book to have taken extraordinary steps to increase net migration, going above and beyond even that requested by Mr. Blair. Another civil servant remarked of Ms. Roche’s personal mission at the ministry: “It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a "holistic way" she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society”.
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html

>Labour 'sent out search parties for immigrants', Lord (((Mandelson))) admits
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

>The programme's producer Martin (((Rosenbaum))) said: "What we show is there is an English backlash but also self-doubt about England's identity. Home Secretary Jack (((Straw))) is worried that nationalism will manifest itself in violence and wants a positive English identity created which will beat off the unpleasant side."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm

>British MP Charges ‘Jewish Cabal’ Is Guiding Tony Blair
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028

>Labour Friends of Israel in the House
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house

>Branson
what is your opinion on this guy ?

whos the best trip geezer?

Nothing sadder than working on a shy girl for months and then when she finally sends nudes her tits are awful

really put a dampener on my day lads

>full time whistle has blown
>final score 10-0
>autists still on the pitch playing

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He's a cunt.

No porn is where it's really at bro, but I have admiration for those who go full no fap.

Globalist.

just had a haircut

I know that feel

also
>onourable

Does anybody secretly hope Corbyn wins so we have a coup?

>can't think of anything nice to go with O
>fuck it we'll just misspell

He has an island. He has rich friends visit. He has an address book.

Dave Hill from Slade.

but did you take poo in the loo?

Only if it's a majority.

Only because it would massively BTFO centrist types. Can't think of many other redeeming factors.

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>Onohourable
>Inteligent
>N Nice

how can you not know beforehand whether her tits are decent or not?

you absolute pleb.

Are any of you going to bother to vote in the local elections on Thursday lads? If so how?

My council is Tory through and through but I'll probably vote for them anyway.

B I G
D A V E

N Korea is full of chads?

youtube.com/watch?v=POB3Dr0uonc
>Bart = Conservatives
>Martin = Labour
>Wendell = Public

was always covered up la, not even a low cut shirt to get an idea

youtube.com/watch?v=x-XAOCHPXgs

>Corbin
>Oonourable
>Nnice
>Inteligent

STATE

Fuck voting twice lad. Does it even mean anything?

>hitler next to farage and putin

subtle

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Farage is manlet

>tfw

Vote labour in the locals. It would be fun to see a labour council getting fucked weekly by a strong conservative government.

>Did everything he could to avoid WW2
>Appeasement was massively popular at the time
>Massive increase in re-armament just in case

>tfw eating pork

delicious, eat shit and die mudslimes

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There are more N Koreans in my city than English. The fact they they can keep the US up at night shows how fucking based that country is.

Beautiful
Lovely
Awesome
Irresistible
Ravager of nations and destroyer of children

My blog

i recognise fatty but who is he? is he snp?

>Yntelligent

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>missing out on voting

I've only missed one vote in my life and that was for a police commissioner because I was abroad.

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A few seats will go back to them like Cambridge or Twickenham. But overall they'll still be sub 15 MPs

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I love mummy

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Haven't been sent a polling card for this, does it mean it's not happening in my constituency?

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Yeah. Tory(or ukip if running) in council (no hope, lib dem shithole) and UKIP 1st, Tory second for cambs mayor. Tory will probably win it on 2nd round.

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BUTTTT does it actually mean anything now?

>EU loves sucking muslim cocks
What an astonishing surprise.

are colin

Poor Nigel

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4459358/Farage-given-thumbs-White-House.html

thejc.com/comment/comment/rabbi-belovski-libel-against-farage-is-right-1.437111

Cheeky

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Only some councils.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_local_elections,_2017
Purple means not up for election on this map, black is No overall control

Just report and filter Desert Fox. He's an autistic underage fail shitposter.

No.

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wtf I love the EU now

>"Brexit cannot be a success"
>"REEEE WHY WON'T YOU ACCEPT ALL OF OUR CITIZENS"

OK Junckie. Another vodka double then? Triple?

Juncker will be ousted before too long, he's an alcoholic and countries like Poland can't afford to have us just say fuck it, neither can Spain.

German exports are already in decline and we haven't even left yet.

I can see Nigel leading a campaign that targets any motorist driving a German car if they shaft us.

>thejc.com/comment/comment/rabbi-belovski-libel-against-farage-is-right-1.437111

>donating to the literal Jew

Just dropping in to say that Earl Grey is fucking shit.

f

I think this time around only the shires are voting.

why?

so what happens to the Eurotunnel?
if its a third state that means visas, which means the ET is fucked

there goes my share value.