Why haven't you swallowed the final red pill and became amish yet?

Why haven't you swallowed the final red pill and became amish yet?
>absolutely no degeneracy
>no fear of getting fucked over by divorce or any shit like that
>best morals of any community on earth
>comfy farm life

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vice.com/en_us/article/the-ghost-rapes-of-bolivia-000300-v20n8
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Bump for actual good OP that I agree with. I would definitely be Amish if it didn't involve moving to America and learning German.

>no drinking
>no music
>no tv
>boring as fuck

no thanks

Is that even possible? They are a tight knit community who probably are not interested in some wannabe joining their ranks. It's not like a club where you pay membership fees. It's a lifestyle.

Amish girls don't shave their pubes... I'm out.

also 500 years of inbreeding

>toothpaste is a degenerate libertine as usual
Day of the Brush when?

they're also fucking ugly

Yup. Also, Amish usually have a slight 'funk'

very rare
much easier to just join a new order mennonite church and keep your car

...

They use toothpaste dude. Even the old old archaic sects use baking soda with their brush.

I can't shitpost online if I'm Amish.

no Sup Forums

No music at all?

I've lived surrounded by them. Amish are basically Orthodox Jews in their behavior. they're super penny-pinchers, they think it's okay to Jew over people as long as they're not Amish, they have tons of weird religious rules that they have weird loopholes for (no electricity... unless you're using a generator), they use non-amish to get around their rules (they can use your telephone they just can't have their own, they can bum car rides off non-amish), and they're massively inbred.

fuck the Amish.

Child sex abuse is pretty rampant in Amish communities.

So is inbreeding.

Have more than a fifth grade education. I'm out.

OP, if you are a lame faggot worse than my grandma and this sort of lifestyle appeals to you that's fine, but this has nothing to do with red pill.

let's not lose sight of the issue here. red pill means awareness of:
-jews
-communism
-race mixing

>being this new
He was referring to the Netherlands flag which looks like aquafresh (((tm))) toothpaste

>lame

ur just too degenerate and you couldnt handle no porn

>inbreeding
They're pure Aryans you fucking kikes that's not a bad thing. And even if they could do with some fresh blood that is all the more reason to marry an Amish girl.

I saw a 9/10 Amish girl last year. She was rather swarthy which was odd.

You can convert. There is a guy in my state who was in the news because he used to live be a chef in NYC and moved here and became Amish. He now makes sausages and stuff the old fashioned way to sell to locals and tourists.

what point are you trying to make?

G O Y E D

What's the point of this thread? To discuss the amish people, or LARPing? Because there is literally a zero percent chance of anyone in this thread actually being amish or ever becoming amish.

Stinky. If you've been around them, you know what I mean. Their societies aren't quite as serene as they may outwardly appear. People are people.

They got Pennsylvania for Trump

I'm in.

OP is one of those idiot who got "degeneracy" all wronf and thinks its trend now to be like totally old fashioned or something.

he probably buys a gramophone on ebay tomorrow.

>Their societies aren't quite as serene

because they stink from working hard outside all day? that makes their society less serene

lol ok

Sup Forums is full of hypocrites who hate degeneracy and the downfall of western society but never plan on having kids so the can continue their hedonistic lifestyle

is it true they dont vaccinate children?

>>absolutely no degeneracy
>what is sexual abuse
>what is inbreeding
>what is modern hygien
abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=316371

because their community is small, just like Iceland.

i planned on having kids but i just like lost at life and now im a loser neet with no gf

No, it's just general BO.
They can and often are just as bad as any other people out there. And there was all that hidden child abuse shit and drug dealing going on as well. Oh and the knock out gas rapist.

>if their pussies look like real women I'm out.

fucking gay.

I'm in.

>“Of 359 households that responded to the survey, 85 percent said that at least some of their children had received at least one vaccine"

blogs.plos.org/thepanicvirus/2011/06/28/anecdotal-amish-dont-vaccinate-claims-disproved-by-fact-based-study/


Iceland has been keeping records of this kind of thing, the Amish have no qualms marrying cousins because they are overly isolationist even amongst themselves

>comfy farm life

You've never worked on a farm have you? Your job becomes your life. It's work from before sun up to sun down.

that you were wrong in your initial premise, Hans

>no fear of getting fucked over by divorce or any shit like that

uh what? They don't live in a sovereign country.

Also it is pretty fucked up what the do to their kids. Completely cutting them off and kicking them out of the community if the don't stay amish.

why is there no amish counter culture thats still amish but uses technology?

Actually its very common for communities to organise long trips to each other to exchange young people for the sake of preventing accidental inbreeding once a community gets too dense. Upstate NY has a community of menonites around the fingerlakes that has these exchanges with pennsylvania and ohio

that wasn't a thing til recently and the inbred degeneracy goes centuries back to the original communities in Germany and Nederlands

do they have rare genetic diseases like tay-sachs?
or reduced cognitive abilities?

wtf i want to be given a random amish gf because i was part of a anti interbreeding program

thats unfair

don't think so.

Aaaand, most importantly...

>no Sup Forums

Where i live there is this church where they all have like 10 kids, get married at 18, not allowed to have a tv but have smartphones and cars and shit, and never ever get divorced, and the women stay at home and raise the kids. They have a million businesses so all the boys get decent jobs with only a high school degree I don't remember what the church is called but like 200 of the 700 kids at my high school were them. all the girls were hot as fuck too. Everyone hated them in school but after getting redpilled I look back and wish i joined the church and married one of their qts

It depends on what you do. Some plants and animals take minimal effort. If you can plan effectively and research everything you want to grow, you can really cut down on the labor. You can never leave the farm since you need to tend to it every day of the year, but you can also get away with just an hour of work every morning. You won't be healthy or wealthy but you can.

These were not amish but pretty much the same:
vice.com/en_us/article/the-ghost-rapes-of-bolivia-000300-v20n8

"They'll be the last ones left. But then, because they're surrounded by shitskins, the Amish will fall as well."

-Quran (one of the pages in the back).

Choir is a kind of music.

I don't get this image; why vote yes?

Good food and wifeys though also learning useful skills without the need for a piece of paper that says your allowed

Some people, like Curtis Stone, Joel Salatin or whoever, spent the entire winter on a holiday. The trick is to minimize the inputs and only work when you can actually make profits from the farm.

I suggest Profitable Homestead and Miraculous Abundance and The Urban Farmer if this kind of thing interests you. The Amish are cool, but their way of farming requires a shitton of labour relative to profits.

They certainly dont have any philosophers or innovators but they have the capacity to use a saw, hammer and winch. The sense of community and the ideals of working dawn to dusk 6 days a week certainly makes up for any intelligence deficiencies.

So the inbreeding is over then? Im sure theres some pumpkinheads every now and then but thats to be expected of these tight knit communities. At least it isnt intentional anymore.

Music has to glorify god, so you'd pretty much only be able to sing hymns.

Mennonites are like Amish-lite.

Only a few outsiders, so-called seekers,[citation needed] have ever joined the Amish. Since 1950 only some 75 people have joined and remained members of the Amish.

Wtf I'm Amish now!!!

Is that you John book? It's 4:30, time for milking.

>your
get lost

They're crypto-jews. Fuck them

Thought about it, then I remembered it's a religion. Which requires me to pray to the easter bunny.

Whats the matter boy? Never held a teat before?

You can join Mennonites. They are easy mode with cars and beer.

This could only work if the girl I want to marry would convert with me and then somehow magically assume their morals as her own.

But that's not how it works. Capitalism and hedonism it is.

Dutch

No teeth also

Amish have nothing to do with Dutch people or language.

German.

>Amish

They treat animals like shit and run puppy mills, especially in Lancaster.

They're okay otherwise, though.

t. Pennsyltuckey

>not wanting a gumjob

To clarify, they call it "Deitsch". It's German Scots afaik.

do these methods account for the fact that crops need to be rotated to prevent the soil from becoming exhausted? i.e. - one year beans, next year grain, year after that something else, etc.?

>t. Pennsyltuckey
is this show an accurate portrayal of life over there?

Yes.

Saviors of the white race.

Never watched it. Gonna need a quick rundown.

manliest show after spartacus desu senpai. i don't want to spoil shit, but give it a try. if you don't like it within the first 20-30 minutes, feel free to drop it.

And they love Anal before marriage...

The Good Lord would want it that way.

t. redditreference

it is the final red pill

Based Bulgaria.
Very good show.
Disappointing finale, though.

no

Degenerate nigger

You can read, enjoy nature, play sports with your friends, build tons of wooden structures, fuck your wife, your sisters, your cousins and probably even your mother.

What the fuck else do you need?

y tho

I'll check it out.

I CAN tell you that Philadelphia is the Nigger/New Jersey containment zone, the rest of Eastern Pennsylvania is rude and smug as fuck in the main population centers, South-Central Pennsylvania is basically Outer Harrisburg, North-Central is woodsy as fuck, then there's Western Pennsylvania which I don't know too much about, but Pittsburgh's out there and there's some overlaps with Ohio, as mining culture in Southwest - South-Central.

Harrisburg (which I live near) is Corrupt Politician Central and is basically a post-industrial city. Some of it's nice, then the other half is ghetto or industrial ruins.

Rural Pennsylvanians are basically rednecks and conservative as fuck. Some even go around with Confederate flags off their pickups. I'm from rural area (Lycoming).

Hunting and fishing are God, especially hunting. Everywhere that isn't Philly, Pitt, Allentown, or State College (Penn State) is Trump country.

Also, there's a heroin epidemic going on.

Otherwise, it's a nice place for hunting, fishing, hiking, and nature stuff. Some towns are small and quaint.

Also, Sheetz and Wawa are king in the state. It's a meme over which one's better, but they both reign supreme.

>What the fuck else do you need?

Sup Forums

Serious question: according to Amish beliefs, can I ass-fuck my wife and tie her down to the bed?

Pennsilfaanisch-Deitsch
nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania-Duits
it's "Hoogduits" aka Hochdeutsch
This includes a lot of Jiddisch, and a tiny bit of Limburgs (Dutch province)..

The Amish are luddites who's existence is only possible because the rest of the country protects them.

Without the rest of the country supporting them they would have been conquered long ago.

as long as your rope is hand-woven it should be allright

the true final redpill is enlightened monarchism

Amish= /out/

Trust me im from PA amish are literal cucks.
They hire non-amish men to have sex with there women whiled the elders watch. This is because they are inbred to the point of borderline retardation. They are the mexicans of PA we hire them do construction work for cheap because they pay no-taxes there labor is cheaper. I've seen amish packed in a van like sardines so they can go shopping. They have their own language.
Literal mexicans of PA

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Also, our current governor is a cuck man who's likely not going to get reelected. The previous one screwed up and Wolf had a chance, but now he's fucking things up worse.

Also this, my mother hired an Amishman to do work in our house for cheap. He did a shoddy job.