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> May says Tories would not raise VAT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761740

> 'Phased approach': How to read EU Brexit guidelines
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-30/brexit-takes-shape-what-we-learned-from-the-27-european-leaders
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-guidelines-analysis-idUKKBN17V0IC

> Branson says he will BACK Theresa May if she gets a good deal with Europe: Virgin tycoon also calls for second EU referendum if ‘disaster’ of a hard Brexit occurs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4460868/Sir-Richard-Branson-calls-second-EU-referendum.html

> Tim Farron says he is a 'bit of a Eurosceptic' in bid to win over Brexit voters in Liberal Democrat former south west of England stronghold
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/

Polls

> Britain Elects Polling Average Update
Con: 46.2% (+8.4) Lab: 26.9% (-4.3) LDem: 10.6% (+2.5) UKIP: 7.4% (-5.5) Grn: 2.9% (-0.9) Chgs. w/ GE2015.
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858672289835089920

> YouGov: Latest Westminster voting intention (27-28 Apr)
CON - 44% LAB - 31% LD - 11% UKIP - 6% OTH - 8%
yougov.co.uk/news/2017/04/29/voting-intention-conservatives-44-labour-31-27-28-/

> Survation: Kensington constituency poll:
CON: 46% (-6) LAB: 29% (-2) LDEM: 17% (+11) GRN: 7% (+2) Chgs. w/ GE2015 result
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858741971166388224

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KAYA

no edition edition?

Natural yogurt with raspberries, a tangerine and a mug of coffee.
Breddy good.
What you eating lads?

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This will be the Jo Cox conspiracy edition.

Mair will die from "suicide" in prison soon.

It's just like during the Swedish Euro referendum where they killed a liberal female politician and they rejected the Euro anyway.

Literally died for nothing.

I'd pay good money for the Ed Stone, simply because it's fucking hilarious.

NORTH YORKSHIRE

>This will be the Jo Cox conspiracy edition.

GCHQ please leave

Still the best thing from the 2015 election.
>Dan Hodges reported that while watching Miliband unveil the tablet on television, a Labour press officer "started screaming. He stood in the office, just screaming over and over again at the screen. It was so bad they thought he was having a breakdown"

This will be found by archeologists in 2000 years.

What will they think?

Nuttall has lost it guys...

C H A R I S M A T I C
O N O U R A B L E
R I G H T E O U S
B R I L L I A N T
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mummy

LANCASHIRE

>Labour
>controls on immigration

uwotm8?

He is growing stronger every day

> people think a large TORY Majority will give a soft BREXIT

The opposite is true. The entire reason she called this election is to prevent her remain MPs from allying with Labour and Libs and SNP to force soft Brexit. There will be some Tory MPS who will rebel, and it only takes a few with her current majority.


May needs a big majority to securely deliver Brexit.

May doesn't want to go soft because you'd get all the cons of the EU and fewer pros. She's loving the popularity. It can only be continued if we have a hard Brexit

Vote Tory

ed miliband was a moses like prophet whose 6 commands were obeyed as law for centuries to come

the

>N N I C E

is getting me every time i read this

t. Conservative Future

labour could sell it and i bet it would fund a decent part of the 2017 campaign

Fuck off with your stupid conspiracy theories.

FIVE FIGURE IMMIGRATION

VOTE FOR ME GOYIM

Wait, why are there protests today? What are they protesting?

EU being mean to us.

Scarborough user

I moved about 4 years back, anything else new?
I once saw a bunch of gays having an orgy near the open air theatre, the area that used to be a fairground, I think.

It's socialism day

Anyone else think we're going to get shafted no matter what happens?

Reckon the Tories will end up getting us a shit Brexit, seeing how they we all fucking Remainers, but a Corbyn Brexit would be even shitter.

It's going to a tough decade, lads. Batten them down.

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Cam loves nummies edition :3

see

What's going on with mammy May, lads?

Just heard that she told the EU to fuck off over the bill and they might increase VAT on other member nations to foot the bill?

>I once saw a bunch of gays having an orgy near the open air theatre
wat

>With this new archaeological artefact, we can find the cause of the extinction of Scottish Labour

Gotta love a bit of nicola

>yes goy vote for that minority party which has a couple of vague policies you sort of agree with
>n-no goy, that won't split the vote
>you don't want to vote for a flip flopping thatcherite, do you?

Just got a new haircut chaps haha what do you think??

>tfw witnessed brit/pol/'s abandonment of UKRAP (for turning into socialist scousers) and movement to Tories

Good feel

What colour hair did Paul have? I want to make Ginger Nutt memes
Looks shit mate, and so is your beard

>It's a John Higgins bet on Mark Selby match

I was walking my dog & there was a bunch of guys near the old Ferris wheel support thing, in a cabin, they were jerking each other off. I quickly moved on

Gonna be back in the land of my fathers in July.
If...this thing..becomes PM, I don't think i'll bother.

>tfw he wasn't tuss enough

Ey up bo

East Yorkshire reporting

!VOTE UKIP!

behave

This.
Black pillers fuck off.

Not the guy you were talking to so I have no idea where you're on about, just wondering how the fuck you walked onto a gay circlejerk

>Tories were all remainers
You're horribly wrong. Last government the ANTI-EU Tories were the ones who got the manifesto commitment to have the referendum. UKIP surging did help too, but internal pressure got it in the referendum, as did Tory defections.

You really need to look at your local Tory candidate. Providing they're not an ardent remainer like Ken Clarke, go Tory. Tories like Peter Bone are more UKIP than UKIP so you'd have no excuse going UKIP when he's on offer.

>Strong majority
>Can now ignore the minority pro-brexit wing of her party and continue to be a Blairite.

SUSSEX

REUNIFICATION OF WEST AND EAST WHEN?

>Anytime anyone posts about the tories being cucked it gets no replies because you cunts can't face the facts
really tickles my pickle

I'll be fine.

There's an awful lot of Chinese in it

At least you're not from South Yorkshire

If your MP is say Ken Cuck or Soubry then yeah I'd avoid them.
Similar to how if I lived in Vauxhall I'd vote for Kate Hoey over the lib dem who is most likely to replace her.

That ethnicity map in the last thread was bretty good.

Pakis are underepresented in British life and blacks are way over represented.

Take a look at this you racists.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-india-39745864/its-all-gone-to-waste

Living in Swansea last year, near the woods, I would stumble upon about one a week, while walking my dog. Once or twice they'd stop and chat. They apparently use some app to track other people that like to do the same thing.

>implying new MPs will all be remainers when they're decided by local parties
>almost 70% of constituencies are "leave"
> implying there wouldn't be mass Tory rebellion and a party split
> implying a slim majority would somehow mean that her MPs are more loyal and willing to pursue hard Brexit

You're making no sense.

Yeah nah

conservativehome.com/parliament/2016/06/europe-how-conservative-mps-break-down-1-over-half-those-backing-remain-are-on-the-payroll.html

Shame about the Futurist, hows the college & Hull campus? Used to surf with some ecology students, seems like they were always out in nature, pretty decent job.

Think the finishing industry will pick up again post-Brexit?
If there's any large scale building developments/renovations I'd look at moving back there.

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Kek, they're admitting that their country is shit and they want to have an actually good life in the western world.

Post flagbearers

>footage shows pakis in call centres

TOPKEK!! That being said I'm hoping to move there to work in a trade

>Scots good and welsh bad
Poor flagbearer meme

Why are so many of our trannies ex-military? Are they putting something in their rations?

Look what this shows. Tories who weren't on the payroll are overwhelmingly leave. That's why I'm saying look at your local candidate and don't go for an ardent remainer, always go Tory if Brexiteer and make a judgement if they were remain but now positive about Brexit and going for it. Reluctant remainers are far more common than you may think. Very few Tories really love the EU, and were only in it for the trade.

There's like a hill overlooking the sea front, pretty comfy at unset. Used to take my dog up there, decided on taking a short cut through the disused fairground area.

Didn't go to Uni there so I wouldn't know
The fishing industry would need quite a bit of investment to get kick started off the ground again. If that happened then I reckon Scarborough could be one of the most important fishing areas in the country, though of course our fuckwit MP would actually have to do some work then so it's unlikely

So tearing across the country on a £20,000 motorcycle adorned with stickers and saltires is considered "progressive" in Scotland now?

I want to see unionists in their Land Rovers crush their shitty bikes.

Untreated mental illness caused by service

yes they fucking are lad

Damian Green blocked my aunt on twitter for calling him a twat.

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Mine looks a bit better

Why the hell would you move to India?

If votes were weighted by IQ, who would get elected? Would Brexit have happened?

many trannies go into the service cause its seen as the manliest thing to do in their eyes in the hope it will cure them

This is the undisputed true one.

Illuminati confirmed

Wot, bit?

Who /Grade4allover/ here?

India's actually quite nice. The bits that a British person might live in, anyway.

to visit my family. Nah senpai I meant aus

>pakis higher than fellow britons
shameful

Closeted, self-loathing, depressed homosexuals think macho behaviour is a counter to wanting to suck on dicks, find out it's not, still have the self-loathing and depression and think the solution is to destroy their characters and start from scratch like a new Fallout playthrough. enjoying the dopamine hits that come with buying a new wardrobe etc.

This runs out eventually which is when they inevitably kill themselves.

>fishing
I remember leaving quite a few lock-ins and watching the fishermen set off as the sun was rising, when I was waiting for the seafront cafe's to open up.

>(((White)))

do you seriously think the only MP killed in decades would be right before the referendum and inexplicably done to hurt the alleged cause of the murderer?

It isn't ordered.

Last time I looked at the dock/wharf there was plenty of the blue EU plaques boasting about funding, takes the piss

Passions were running extremely high. He was a lone nutter.
I'm not talking to you anymore.

I like a bit of memes of her.

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