I can't never remember the difference between left wing and right wing...

I can't never remember the difference between left wing and right wing. Is there a rhyme or a saying that helps memorise like how pic related is about screws/bolts?

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Lefty - Dropy
Righty - Piloty

pic related

Kek!

Lefty gass it
Righty heil it

You don't need one the right is already called "right", the only way it could be more obvious is if the left called themselves the wrong.

Pic related is the rhyme.

The left is high in oppeness and low in conscientiousness, while the right is high in conscientiousness and low in oppenness. The defining core difference between left and right is borders. The left dislikes them, and the right likes them. Not just international borders, but interpersonal boundaries, definitions, even the difference between feeling (left) and thinking (right).

People from either side might try to tell you that "the other side hates free speech," or "the other side is authoritarian," but don't listen to them, they're playing a propaganda game. Each side has its authoritarian factions, and when either side gets too much power, its authoritarian elements come to the forefront, while the libertarian elements of the opposing side come to the forefront.

This is where horseshoe theory comes from. It isn't very useful, as there are better ways to describe what it claims to describe. It tries to express two axes (authoritarian/libertarian, left/right) as though it were one.

>Pic related is the rhyme.
btw -- when I said this I mean OP's pic related. Not mine. The left likes loose borders, and the right likes tight borders.

Lefty statey
Righty liberty

Your pic seems to describe resultant vaginal quality nicely.

>Sargon of akkad

You disappoint me user

>The left likes loose borders, and the right likes tight borders.

Has nothing to do with left or right

Either side can see that more or less nationalism could be better for it

Nationalism can be good for socialism if you're keeping out people that are a burden to your system, for example

Left wing, right wing: it's a goy thing.

Right Wing Death Squads

The difference between the left and the right is pretty simple, the right have a fixed moral compass whereas the left have a fluid moral compass.

Because right wing people have such strong moral compasses we don't need the law or coercion to keep us in check. We have a fixed base of ideals which very rarely changes. Murder is wrong regardless of what the law stipulates.

The left however base what is 'right' and 'wrong' on the rules that society have put in place for them. This is why murder is wrong but abortion is not. Their moral compass changes based on what the law and society has deemed acceptable.

Because they have extremely low morals it makes them feel like bad people because deep down they know they are monsters. This is why they constantly need affirmation that they are good people, which is why they try to change laws to legalise their depravities.

In a purely left wing society without laws and coercion their moral compass would disappear and society would dissolve into chaos. This is why they try to control and regulate every human experience and expression because they believe without control we would all become literal nazis. This explains why they love FB and safespaces and fear places like /pol.

Their biggest fear is an open and free society because they are afraid, not of us, but of themselves and what they are truly capable of.

Amen

Right wing: Helicopter pilots
Left wing: Helicopter riders

>mfw there hasn't been a difference since

Horseshoe Theory is for literal retards.

lefts want you wife to be brutally raped in the anus by mud people while you watch and cry as they chop of your cock and they laugh about the whole scenario while you cry your eyes out and they upload the video of this as a celebration to diversity and justice

right wants you to leave in peace

Which is why the left is intolerable. That very same problem with boundaries invariably leads them into moral relativism.

They are constantly bitching about boundaries that have worked for decades while forever pushing for new boundaries such as real socialism never tried.

They are not about 'openness' at all. Whatever boundaries they desire are perfectly acceptable: hate speech, gun laws, punitive inheritance tax, junk food tax, no refusing to bake gay wedding cakes, you name it. Any limitations the left wants are morally justified by the greater good fallacy.

It is only the boundaries that have worked to better people's lives they actually take exception with.

If middle america started voting commie and immigrants started voting liberty, the Dems would change their position on immigration overnight.

lefty thefty
righty alrighty

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In reality is tighty both ways
Only lolbertarians are loosey at this point
Leftists and rightists just want to ban different things

right is right
left is wrong

Horseshoe theory is for literal retards