you wake up, drag yourself out of bed and start to get ready for your day. Unplugging your phone from the charger, you glance at the screen for any missed calls or texts. None. You sigh, and as you go to set the phone on the counter, something catches your eye. The date. May 1, 2016. But that can't be right, you chuckle. Must have been some software update that messed with the year. You restart your phone, wait for it to boot up again. That'll probably take care of any weird issues, you expect. But as the homescreen loads, you're surprised to see that same impossible date stubbornly displayed. Too tired to look into an obvious software issue yet, you resign to pouring a cup of coffee and going out to grab the paper. As you shuffle back inside, your stomach drops at the sight of the front page. 2016. You dash for your laptop, turning on the tv while you search for an explanation. Every website, every news station, all of it confirms a bizarre, exhilarating reality: You've been flung a year into the past.
Without preparation or research, you have only what you can remember right at this moment to effect change on the past year of your life.
so fuck it, wat do?
>inb4 bet everything on trump pres and all blown lead champ games
Eli Sanders
I think it's pretty obvious what I would do.
Leo Long
Hit up the DNC and get in on that sweet shill gig
Ayden Howard
Bet all the money I have on Trump in the elections.
Ian Gray
rape
Juan Green
bet Trump to win the election with my entire life savings on different online bookies.
Just made 4x everything I have in a day.
Cooper Watson
look for a good fap thread, ask mom to bring me some tendies, smoke a cig, shitpost on Sup Forums and repeat, who fucking cares.
Henry Cook
Bet 1500€ on donald, was a good deal
Juan Hughes
Buy ethereum
Invest in moabs
Dylan Carter
I would tell her I love her while I still had the chance.
Dominic James
How much did you fucks make betting on Trump?
Carson Thomas
Bet all my money on Trump/Brexit
Jonathan Cooper
>a year worth of my porn collection is gone
Nathan Jenkins
$2600
Live bet him when he was +1300
Eli Murphy
didn't you see bttf 2? it's time to bet on a whole load of matches you remember and become a millionaire.
Carter Cook
HOLY SHIT ITS MAY 2017?? WTF I WENT TO BED ON 2020??????????!!
William Cox
>Invest in moabs
fuck, why is this so funny?
Zachary Robinson
>beaner >bed you sleep on the floor on a mat.
Nathan Campbell
kill myself because somehow i ended up being a fucking normie
Jace Powell
Considering I ruined my life last year this would be an absolute godsend
Michael Anderson
>I've been demoted and live in a shitty apartment
fug
Eli Wilson
Kyoto protocol - all global warming monies go to world bank. Plebbits for you faggots!
Dylan Allen
Put thousands of dollars down on Trump winning the election
Want to kill myself for having to repeat a year of college
Jack Adams
Warn the fbi about september 11
Asher Murphy
Bet all my money on Brexit Win Bet all the money on Trump Win again
Robert Price
>tfw birthday today celebrate my birthday again
Jace Morgan
What's with all the autistic larping faggotry?
"what if you woke up and it was a year ago"
How hard was that?
Austin Fisher
Maccaroni
Logan Rivera
You have the right idea my friend.
Caleb Butler
how did i travel through time when this time last year i was still living in China?
Justin Lewis
So basically repeat the year the same way you did it the first time
Noah Johnson
...
Ian Collins
Not brush teeth?
Kevin Long
dump my retard gf at this point and fuck the receptionist at work like she's been wanting since day 1. her husband is too loaded for her to leave him and i'm sexy
David Smith
Apply to be one of those paid anti-Trump people that Sup Forums keeps accusing everyone of being and make bank. Or work for Soros since I kept seeing people here say he was paying people $20-50/hr to riot.
