Brit/pol/: Vote Coalition of Chaos edition

>Brexit talks could collapse - Juncker walks out on May
news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd

>Theresa May hiding from public, no TV debates, lists public rally as "child's birthday"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
archive.is/d7P47

>MPs ramp up anti-"fake news" campaign = war on free speech
theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/s31xB

>SNP election victory would mandate INDYREF2 in Scotland
reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
archive.is/nZchL

>Farron softens 'hard-Bremain' policy to woo Brexiters
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/
archive.is/SKiKJ

>'Brink of Bankruptcy' is election hyperbole
forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec
archive.is/TrhTi

> FT: Tory central command keeps a tight leash on selections
archive.fo/Gvbwy

>Milkman: GE will be "colossal coronation" for May
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/general-election-colossal-coronation-theresa-10328146
archive.is/8vwn5

:::VIDEOS:::
youtube.com/watch?v=eXh6SZNOrGE
>Corbyn speech on housing [featuring Corbyn facing the wrong way with mic not working]

youtube.com/watch?v=_2T9k-o1hDc
>Nutall sets out UKIP's [doomed] manifesto

youtube.com/watch?v=_GuVeYBbbRw
>Tories will not raise VAT [again]: May with lapdog Peston

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youtube.com/watch?v=Zns4mY49MG8
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Who /not-voting/ here?

D E V I L I S H

i love mummy

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I hope none of you guys are unironically like what you say to be in real life.

*Dungeon Synth intensifies*

>Mfw they're people in this thread unironically voting tory

KAYA

Fuck off YKTD. Stop trying to undermine Brexit by weakening the government.

Brit/pol/ belongs to Tories.

Post your guesses lads as to when this will happen

We really need seagull May swallowing a herring.

Her Majesty.

WHAT IS THE MILKMAN THINKING?

I miss YKTD

Does Brexxit even matter as the race war is beginning?

>talking to American girl
>"oh yeah I'm hanging with my bf tonight lol"
>sends me a pic of him
>it's a nigger

blocked her instantly lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Zns4mY49MG8

ALEX JONES SHOW

HE'S BACK IN THE ACTION, POWERFUL STUFF

MUMMY
U
M
M
Y

If you don't vote Tory you're enabling progressives to force a soft Brexit


Exceptions include Soubry and Clarke. Don't vote for ardent Europhiles.

Reluctant remainers are acceptable if they are now voting with Mummy May.

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I wish Maggie were here to sort out this mess.

We should really nuke the channel tunnel and ban all flights coming in from Germany, France, Pakistan, Africa, the Gulf, the Middle East and India.

tfw you remember it's a bank holiday so no post

if you hadn't had a crywank to mummy may you haven't lived

I don't.

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/whats-happening-britain-worries-me-10331148

Hi boys, I'm back

Yes it does, you guys gotta make sure you're not forced to fight on the Kraut/Muslim side

To be fair, you're very rarely going to have a positive experience talking to American girls

Ten years, tops

>a comfy bank holiday

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Finally

Are we going to help our greatest allies in the next upcoming gook war this time lads and not pussy out like in Vietnam

VOTE CORBYN, GET BLAIR

Reminder she fucks niggers.

>To be fair, you're very rarely going to have a positive experience talking to Americans
FTFY

North Korea is capable of defeating the US without our help

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Do you like football?

>you're very rarely going to have a positive experience talking to Americans

That's more like it

>uk 2017
>unironically voting for political masochism by casting vote for the tories

very true lad, If they have a white boyfriend I can in good conscience still accept nudes but if he's non-white they're tainted puss tbqh

fuck off blair

main worry

relentless samepost. plz new OC

Wasn't May a ReMayner?

also has anyone got any good Teresa May pics / links?

>PSP
>current year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wanted to pop by the library today to get some books, forgot it was bank holiday. Disappointed desu.

maybe he got a gf

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Fug, much better than mine.

those are my pants dickhead

>Muh progressive coalition
Don't make me laugh

belongs to the Tories?

lol


Yes Tories think they own everything, or should, but fortunately, free speech is still free, and facts are still facts.

Brexit is a disaster. Brecit (as Junkers has made clear) will not be a sucess. Brexit was always a bad idea, and thankfully it is starting to be clear to everyone, even the idiots that cling to little britainism, and still believe the lies of UKIP and the Tories, that Brexit must not happen.

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Top lads
Yeah stick 'em right in the fucking bin m8

I drew that kek, got the original?

Time to dust off the gallows!
Top kek

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Fuck off shill

ALEX JONES GRAPH AND DIAGRAM DEMONSTRATIONS IN ACTION

youtube.com/watch?v=Zns4mY49MG8

It's ok britpol is full of civic cucks

SUPER EDUCATIONAL FOLKS

Fuck off you stupid shill, no one here cares about Junckyard, no one cares about the EU and no one cares about France. Now go get shot or something you smelly arab.

This doesn't matter. May has accepted the democratic will of the people, as have all good conservatives, and is now on the Brexit side.

Yes which is why mummy buys me lots of footy things.

>Tokyo Rose
Oh cool, was literally reading about 'her' and William Joyce last night

Just saw you in /147/ cunt

Don't you want to go fuck some NK qt war booties? Or is that just me

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How old are you lad?

Neck yourself

28

>Theresa May
>Accepting the democratic will of the people

Does not compute

hello bong-friends, what's the latest on the isles?

We didn't pussy out. We were fighting our own battles in Malaya.

Literally nothing wrong with that.

Sun is shining, weather is sweet. Makes me want to move my dancing feet.

Aryan genocide

This user knows

French user here
Who should I vote for? The SNP looks nice since they have "nationalist" in their name.

Snooker final

nice. been a lovely day here too.

can poland into aryans?

All the fatties took their tops off for a bit of sunbathing today Sven, it wasn't pleasant :(

No excuse. The yanks didn't say they were too busy fighting the Japanese in ww2.

>when you can't get enough attention so you make your namefagging 3x as long in an attempt to garner more (you)s but people still don't give a fuck about your life

He doesn't eat vanilla ice cream with vanilla and vanilla

You can't vote in our elections you tit.
Only local elections.

Why does Douglas Alexander have such a beak nose and creepy eyes?

might catch a bit of it if it's on eurosport

Cups of Tea and comfy fun

Strewth! You lot can't wimp out now, things are just getting interesting. The EU probably won't take kindly to it, either.

Fuck off you cunt and elect your (((independent)))

Polski are slavs

That image is a vast oversimplification and actually FAKE NEWS

> Saudi buys British weapons contributing billions to our economy

When we leave the ECHR we can just deport extremists without a care.

Personally I'd have liked to have stayed in the EU and just ignored half of the rules but we're suckers for rules so that'll never happen.

>Anglo
That's Styxx without his trench coat and wig on.

ermmm i've never posted a selfie here, how did you get this?

most reddit post i've seen in years

this, jesus fucking christ

Hi lads. You mongs still pushing UKIP? They're dead, don't you know

This happened, deal with it...

Lol. how original, they both called me a shill.

of course they both also assume I am French.. how quaint. people who don't understand how IP addresses do not indicate nationality.

Brit here, making good money in the EU, for a company that exports millions of punds worth of product a year. But already seeing orders falling and future orders dropping like a rock. Brexit will probably kill my employers - I am already looking for a French company to switch to.

and that is the same story with various other companies - everyone I knwo is saying the same. UK is loosing customers, loosing trade, at a rapid rate, and so loosing income, and you guys can look forward to poverty and isolation.

Fortunately I can apply for Irish passport, so retain EU rights, even if May fucks it all up (which she might) and UK goes down the tubes (which it will)

but hey, don't let reality get in the way of your flag waving and poverty.

We're pushing LibDem now. Time to slay the gay.