ITT: Meme countries that shouldn't exist because their identity is artificial

ITT: Meme countries that shouldn't exist because their identity is artificial.

Fyrom

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roma=romanian your whole country is gypsies thats your identity lmao being a fucking mutt

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they have a older history than your meme country

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Vive le Quebec libre

irak and syra..wasent arab country's until ww1

-Monaco
-Vatican
-Fucking WESTERN SAHARA
-Haiti
-Best Korea

the land of A FUCKING LEAF

What does Sup Forums think about Macedonia?

It was good when Papa Alexander was the deal.
Has been a shithole since brownification.

Austria. Literally the biggest meme country.

>not allowed to join fellow germans
>not allowed to make another danube state
>neutral because soviets didnt want a road from italy to germany
>independent-meme to weaken germany

This

wtf is a romania?

isn't that some kind of lettuce?

C E U T A
O L I V E N Z A
Keep being mad faggot

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Albania

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Modern day Egypt

felső kek

Afriga :DDD

How?

BOSNIA
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the british made it an arabic country.same whit iraq

Maybe because it is an arab country...?

now after they have brainwashed you for like 4 generations you think it is..but noppe.

Vatican

>WE WUZNT ARABZ
lmao

Egypt created a giant cat statue with human face. Can't be more of a meme country now, can it?

my country

moldova, FYROM, ukraine, kosovo

Molisn't

this

>ceuta

gj keeping that refugee entry way, i'm sure it's very useful

Redpill me on Macedonians.

Is "Macedonian" an actual ethnicity or are they just bulgarians in denial?

why is scotland half its actual size in this map? every fucking time.
good post though bro. blood and soil.

>Mr Oil country calling anyone else a meme

>implying
bro... you're new. take a seat.

coherent replies only please

Monteniggeria.

Wubbalubbadatboiii!!

this is specifically the opposite of what I requested

don't meme at me or my waifu body pillow ever again.

Nah man

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reporting in

>Scottish education

kek

>'murican educayshn

bump

post this on Sup Forums

too lazy to read the thread has russia posted baltics yet

Fuck you stupid arab

Bolgarbro, Цapигpaд when

Expected belgium to be listed by now

We Makedonski now

Reunification of British Empire when?

>ofcourse he's dutch

only way that's ever going to happen is if the turks chimp out and piss off someone really powerful that crushes them. turkey has a bigger population and army than all the balkan states combined. maybe even if we include polen

albania is 100% pure meme country

Step 1: Abolish British Empire
Step 2: Try to destroy EU from within
Step 3: Shit, didnt work out. Brexit. Haha, that will teach them.
Step 4: NI joins Ireland, independent Scotland becomes part of EU.
Step 5: Spain/Argentina coalition conquer Falkland Islands and Gibraltar.
Step 6: Danes raid english coast and conquer the country afterwards.
Step 7: England dead, long live Danelaw

>macedonian martial arts

always makes me lose

>white

wallonië is our rightful clay!

And I guess we just keep on being Murrica?

Son, go stand in the corner and think about what you've said.

roland for shqip husbando

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>white

Zimbabwe

>religion
>race

No, you will get nuked by glorious North Korea and disintegrate in several smaller countries. Caesar's Legion will prevail as the strongest faction and you will be a Great Power again only to find out that cockroach Turkey actually became stronger after the nuclear fallout because they were immune and all of Eurasia is part of the Neo-Ottoman Empire.

Rhodesia got betrayed by the Eternal Anglo. What could have been. Embarrassing.

>falling for the border jew

Maybe this will help you get the picture.

Kek, found the algerian.

Holy shit m8, tell us moar.

Maybe

>Caesar's Legion
>strongest faction

Israel

You may want to keep that france pic in mind before make 'you're not white' posts. Although I assume you're Albanian in which case you would be lucky if your country was had any white people in it whatsoever

>a paki talking about who's white an who's not

bitch please

Every country with straight lines for borders.

Too late hombre

It's almost as if nobody's white at all.

Iceland still is and the Nazi Mars Space Station.

I think I read something the other day about MS13 operating in Reykjavik but I don't know if it was true

spbp

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>One of the most important countries in history
>More influential and important than the roman empire
>Father of hundreds of new cultures

U wot?

Funny that you mention it. After the North Korean-American Nuclear War which will affect the whole world except Turkey the MS13 will become Mexico's strongest faction and later create the Aztec Empire under the englightened leadership of Ahuitzotl the Great.

In order of importance

>USA (shouldn't even exist)
>Former Russian territories (Khazakjahflaaffasd, Ukraine, Baltics, Finland, Belarus, etc.)
>Canada
>Syria, Israel, Iraq and Jordan
>(((Macedonia)))
>Republic of Turkey (should be an empire)
>Unitred Mexican States (should be an empire)
>Albania
>Every center american country (Mexican clay)
>Panama, Ecuador and Venezuela (Colombian clay)
>Paraguay (Argentinian clay)
>Uruguay (Brazilian clay)
>Belgium (French clay)
>Slovakia


Feel free to contribute

It's called fyrom. Macedonia is a place in greece.
Trust me, I know.

I like it how you think Spanish/Portuguese independent administrative regions randomly drawn on the map are real countries.

Day of the brush when?

Wtf?! I love democracy now!