Developments Apr30 SYRIA >Ghouta infighting JaI vs HTS continues >Hama offensive not over yet as some SAA reinforcements arrive >More gains in eastern Hama/northern Homs (southeast of Salamiyah) >Minor gains in southern part of Qaboun district >Rumours of Russian reinforcements to Manbij/Afrin in face of Turkish attacks
IRAQ >Iraqi Airforce target multiple ISIS factories/buildings in Tal Afar
Yemen >pro-Saudis clash with Southern Seccessionists in Aden, Yemen (both are anti-Saleh/anti-Houthi)
WikiLeaks: Turkish oil minister links to Isis oil trade - wikileaks.org/berats-box/article Top aide to Hillary Clinton: :Al-Qaeda is on our side in Syria - wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/23225
>SJWs march from Germany to Aleppo "over the course of three and a half months" youtu.be/L2A3KidIhe8 Progress: 20 left out of 3000+ at the start, after crying around at the Slovenia-Croatia fence and bitching about visas, on march 12th they entered in Bosnia and Herzegovina, April 21st they were in Macedonia
Lads, redpill me on why Egypt gets to much foreign aid. The other US puppets in Jordan and Iraq barely get anything. They get an entire third of what Israel gets.
>Step News reports of negotiations between IS and the SDF/YPG in Tabqa in regards to opening a route for IS to withdraw from its remaining positions in Taqba towards Deir ez-Zor.
They control the Suez Canal that supplies oil to Europe and our "allies", and we want them to be our friends more than Russia and we want them to at least act like they're trying to keep the active Muslims in check against Israel as a function of, again, oil interests and Jewish and pro Israel Christian interests.
That's what it essentially comes down to.
As a side; the perso that finds an alternative to oil for both energy and, more importantly, materials; will solve so much of the Middle East problem overnight.
Adam Jones
>listening to western whores PPOMO is superior in every way.
This post again... >Not that I mind the Dimaposting, but posting the exact same thing over and over again gets tiresome. Also, Good Morning everyone (kek, almost noon here)
John Martinez
Hello fagots what is it to realize that your policy sucked from Russia?
Carter Johnson
>non-binaural >ASMR Pick one and only one.
William Watson
>As a side; the perso that finds an alternative to oil for both energy and, more importantly, materials; will solve so much of the Middle East problem overnight. *tips nuclear*
Julian Anderson
I don't quite get you, lad.
Owen Ortiz
>only triggering one side of your brain at once >this is what /sg/ actually wants wtf i love israel now
David Sullivan
>the perso that finds an alternative to oil for both energy and, more importantly, materials; will solve so much of the Middle East problem overnight. SEND A HIT SQUAD, NO, LAUNCH A TOMAHAWK ON HIS ASS, DONT LET HIM GIVE PEOPLE IDEAS
Aaron Rogers
THORIUM H O R I U M
John Long
i am having a hard time believe no one married her yet, all men got drafted or something? i am wondering if that is abu hajar or maybe if he still alive fighting in mousl
Jose Murphy
We broke American plans, and who is now a superpower?
Noah Price
>Hello fagots We're not TOWs >what is it to realize that Too verbose, learn more English >your policy sucked from Russia We suck policies from Russia?
Christian Gray
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Adam Ramirez
It's... alright i guess...
Connor Rodriguez
The US still is. Russia will probably never reach superpower status again. But noone here cares, we just want you to continue bombing jihadists.
John Price
No. I'm waiting till I walk by her in uni. She'll get married to me SOON
Kayden Brooks
>that roll.
Alexander Hughes
I'm joking bro But I do not understand why the American rightists here support Assad
Matthew Diaz
do it but try to not get assassinated by the coratian user
Nolan Wilson
>But I do not understand why the American rightists here support Assad Why not?
Camden Harris
Why do niggers (Mali, Sudan, Even fucking Somalia) claim to be Arab?
Parker Taylor
>We're not blind supporters of Trump if that's what you mean by rightists We've supported Assad long before Trump came along for the simple reason that he's the best option for Syria, all others are simply shit.
Jack Foster
The far supports him too. It's that whole brainwashed neocon middle ground that's shit.
Brayden Anderson
>why the American rightists here support Assad Because they are nazis that want to see the jews extreminated, tovarisch. Also, checked.
Gavin Moore
Left. Left should totally have been in that sentence
Camden Garcia
I'm good. I'm too far
Cameron Bennett
He is a puppet of Iran and Shiites
Juan Gomez
>Rebels Basically Talibanesque Sharia Law in Syria if they win. >Kurds Communist rule if (by some very strange shift of the timeline) they win. >ISIS That should be obvious >Assad Secular rule, keeps the headchoppers in check, protects the minorities from the headchoppers (Christians, Alawites, Levantines, Druze, etc)
Hudson Gutierrez
>implying lurk (((/leftypol/))) for a while, and you will see that this is not the case.
Jeremiah Lopez
Because he's both Nationalist and Socialist.
Samuel Morris
What the hell are you trying to say? And you aren't a superpower. I hope you can help keep Syria stable, though.
Anthony Gray
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Jaxson Lewis
Ummah™ technology.
Luke Myers
So?
Andrew King
Also do you have fagots who love rebels?
Angel King
make Syria stable, I should say.
Zachary Bailey
What did I just watch?
Joseph Murphy
which syrianon is this?
Jason Brooks
>sorry user, I will only marry someone who was man enough to fight for our country
Adam Long
...
Jayden Howard
Bad guys, Iranians do not like Americans, Hezbollah, Husi
Daniel Hall
>webm
Brody Sanders
The coolest one
Yeah true. She still means me
Ryder Price
They support Kurds and whoever that one communist militia fighting for (((the opposition))) is.
Jaxson Parker
Iran will never harm the US, and Hezbollah wants jews dead. That's fine. We should support that.
Hunter Sanders
>He is a puppet of Iran and Shiites still better then a puppet of countries that actually do sponsor terrorism in our countries
Tyler Russell
>that one communist militia fighting for (((the opposition))) is.
Jaxon Jenkins
>Have a rare(?) on me!
Ethan Wright
I forgot that you do not like jude
Robert Morgan
Do you not know what ASMR is? It's essentially >tfw no gf personified. Attractive women make nice sounds in a microphone that makes you feel loved and then you remember you'll die alone to chronic heart failure at the age of 34.
Josiah Long
they speak Arabic and they Caucasian or at least some of them are. that guy is opossessed if hear about her getting married he might try to go to syria. good stuff
Christian Sanders
wtf is this shit user!
It's weird as fuck!
most of us lack a gf but that's just fuckedup
Luis Rivera
at least you didn't run away to europe, that's probably enough for you to smash any syrian girl's pussy
info confirm that militates are ready to use Chemical weapons in Sarqeb in Idlib CS A media team from Al Jazeera is preparing to film
info confirm that militates are ready to use Chemical weapons in Sarqeb in Idlib CS A media team from Al Jazeera is preparing to film
Xavier Moore
>being this much of a normalfag
Julian Lewis
When do you all expect the war to end? And how
Cameron Hall
>be me, Sultan Erdogan >president for life of Turkey >you finally gutted those piece of shit Gulenists >but you're still not doing good in Syria >Putin and that asshole rival of yours, Assad, are somehow still winning no matter what you do >you literally did an offensive and somehow it helped the SAA >"I'm fucking tired of losing in Syria" you say. "I've shot down Russian Jets, I've armed the Rebels, I even gave money to those damn Jihadis so they can kill him, and still nothing." >"If there's only some way to kill him without Putin interfering....." >Your roach brain can't comprehend this and you process this thought for hours until.... >"I GOT IT!" >"I CAN JUST INVADE SYRIA! NO ONE WILL CARE! I mean Trump hates him, Putin will just abandon him, and he's so weak even the Kurds can destroy him!" >"ERDOGAN YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS!" >You begin preparations to invade Syria at once. Your soldiers are obviously connected to you so they follow your orders without question. You spend weeks of planning and slowly sending units down to the border so no one will notice. >You also gleefully signed a deal with the Rebels to help you in your conquest as they will get the spoils for their help >As you lie in bed for the final day, you smile in delight >Finally, that asshole Assad will finally gets what coming. No more Kurds, no more laughter from Putin, no more dreams being crushed, no more Aleppo being lost >You close your eyes and imagine the end of Assad
Christian Parker
16.12.2017 Global nuclear saturation.
Jack Price
By the way, what do you think about the Kurds and their war with ISIS? We believe that the main work is done by your specialists, especially now in Tabka
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Why dont we just let these fine young gentleman take over and rule the country?
>You wake up, giddy with joy. Finally after all of these years >In a moment of pure flaunting, you call Assad >"Oh, hey Erdogan-" >"You're ass is mine you Arab goatfucker. Right now thousands of soldiers just invaded your weak country. You're mine Asshead, mi- >"Your rebels are really dumb and they can't wear clothes perfectly" >"W-What?" >"I said your Rebels are terrible at clothing. Makes the SAA better in disguise easily." >"How did you......" >"Oh yeah. You see Erdogan, while you were signing that deal we good Suheil to disguise as one of them. He's pretty good wearing them actually, considering they all look like a bunch of faggots." >"W-What did you..." >"Yeah here's the thing. That deal you signed is an alliance, and you pretty much surrendered all of the rebels territory to us in the paper. Your army is also helping us disarm them and we'll take Idlib by tonight." "B-B-But how did you-" "Also Trump is saying you're a loser "bigly" and he and NATO are about to kick you out." >You here laughter on the phone from Assad. He's also bringing in some Russian advisers to laugh at you too. >In fury you hang up the phone, you've stand in your desk, eyes wide in near war time trauma. >You begin to comprehend how, after all this time, after all of these years, you realized you've been helping Assad no matter what you do. >The phone rings and you pick it up >"The Kurds also just invaded your country and wiped an entire division with a bulldozer by the way.'
Evan Gomez
>most of us lack a gf help please how do i acquire a gf? it's very fucking complicated you can't just go an ask her out
David Hernandez
>Greek >Doesn't watch Cutebunny
Is it better if you can actually understand her?
Colton Bailey
idk how you do it in muslim countries... just visit the local kindergarten?
Parker Peterson
don't bully!
But it seems like r9k tier
Jacob Wilson
>Greek ASMR pls no Also >Country: Australia We should give Australia colony status tbqh
