Hey Venezuelan bros. How are things over there? I hear it's kinda rough. That's ok though. I'll pay you bitcoins to tell me about the intricacies of your power grid and municipal governments. What do you say? We can both help eachother out.
Also Venezuela general I guess.
Life sucks ass
the Women are disgusting
Theres a permanent scent of turds here
My feet constantly hurt
I want to die a clean death but i ate all the rope and my brothers stole my pills
I'm hungry
My governor is a faggot
Oh shit I thought this was South Dakota general sorry
Are you using a proxy or shitposting?
bumping
my mom is fom Venezuela, heavy Chavez follower, thinks Maduro is the man, and that the US is ready to invade Venezuela (shes been saying that one for years).
She showed me videos of protest and how the "opposition" is killing its on people to drum up support for them saying the Chavistas did it, even though the video itself is inconclusive.
WOuld like to know some actual news as to whats going on, any truth that state TV is the only thing on the air?
>journalists take to the multinational utopia of Sup Forums to gather information for their fake news stories
Everything posted here is a work of fiction and/or satire.
>The US is ready to invade Venezuela
For what purpose? We don't want to catch whatever brain diseases they have!
Not a journalist. I just thought it would be fun to pay Venezuelan government workers for classified information about critical systems and them give the information to every rebel group I can get into contact with. It would be funny to watch.
Venezuelans fucking deserve it for overthrowing Marcos perez jimenez
exactly, she think they either want to invade Venezuela for their oil, or some sort of regime change thing
i keep telling her theyre not interested
IMO Colombia or Mexico should annex it desu senpai
What oil nigga, we have more oil than them our damn selves! And nobody gives a fuck about South America politically.
Hello CIA, I think you've fucked with Venezuela enough already.
ITT we now post intelligence on the opposition
>Mom thinks Maduro is the man
Tell her to come and join us in this socialist Utopia then.
Hey do you work for the government?
thats pretty much what ive tried telling her but in nicer terms
fuck you, youre not taking my mother socialist scum
fug
first part was meant for
>Socialist scum
You mean like your mom? I bet she won't last a week alive in this shit whole and still praise (((the man)))
Kys, both of you
she might be a socialist, but shes better off here in America that your shithole
Nigger, do ou even get what I'm trying to say to you?
ofcs your mom's better outside this place, everyone is hate the hole point, but still she's a moron for thinking Maduro is the man or that have policys were good or the USA invading Venezuela. Cut the socialist propaganda bullshit and just enjoy the fact you ain't no longer in this fucking hell
I've eating nothing more than rice for like a week now even tho I'm not poor as others might be.
Lives in USA, supports Commies raping her homeland. You should buy Mama a plane ticket.
This. Thank you
I want to make trades in bitcoins, can you ship things here from venezuela?
Any Venezuelan bro from maracaibo in here?
How do I get into the black market there? What goods do you guys most need close to the coast? Can I make a profit on things like toilet paper and water? What about batteries and soaps?
You can, but doubt they will arrive to you thb
Maracaibofag here
How does your average factory in Venezuela function?
Jesus christ, can you read? Funny how is your lot that leaves the country to rot
Any of the venbros here have seen the guardia nacional around your house? How'd it go?
>What goods you guys most need
Medicines
>Profit on toilet paper
Maybe
>Water
No
The government takes it and kills it, simple. Some faster than others
My friend got murdered near fuerzas armadas,
how are things going in maracaibo? I fear for some of my family members and friends
Fished out of Caraballeda back in the day, and bang hoes at night... Got a grand slam.. Then it went to shit. Wonder if any American boats still fish out of there...
Not lately, it's all focus on Caracas
Sorry to hear about your friend bro. All riots and stuff are focus on Caracas, so there isn't much here. Just once in a while tipical urbe wanabe riots to take photos get pussy/high, so at this point unless your families and friends starve to death or sickness there's nothing else to be worried about
What kind of medicines? Just regualr stuff like asprin and cough medicine? Penicillin? Viagra? Titty skittles? What's the best way to sell them there without the frontman getting killed? Is it exceptionally violent when it comes to illegal trade or are people business minded about it?
Heart meds, tension, painkillers I really can't tell exactly which one since lucky for me I rarely get sick and never need some sort of, about the ilegal trade as long you “keep the guards hand wet" there's nothing to be worried about. Corruption it's the main thing here
Send the bitch here
Ah I see I see. I wonder just how much they'd cut into profits though. How far does a dollar go there?
Here, sur de maracaibo
Daily check on dollartoday.com, isn't the exact value of dollar but it goes as ruller
>1$=4283,17bs today
>Imb4 minimum wage 40.638,15bs/month
expropiaron ya a Movistar?
No, pero cuando pase será el día que no habrán más venezoanons.
>pero cuando pase será el día que no habrán más venezoanons.
por que?
Haha my dick hurts. How much do you think I'd have to pay people to riot and shout Sup Forums memes?
Todas las ips de cantv están baneadas, si expropian Movistar será lo mismo. Yo ahora posteo desde mi teléfono usando data, de otro no puedo
>Implying we won't do this just for the sake of autism
>Todas las ips de cantv están baneadas, si expropian Movistar será lo mismo. Yo ahora posteo desde mi teléfono usando data, de otro no puedo
que haces que todavia no has salido de hay?
En serio? yo tengo inter y no esta ban hermano
Pues a muchos le es dificil saliro les da miedo, a otros como yo encuentras muchas formas de ganar buen dinero aqui.
Actualmente estoy haciendo trámites para solicitar una visa a Alemania, si veo que las cosas se complican mi hermano está en Argentina (lugar a donde no quiero ir), el tío de mi novia se va este mes a España y me dijo que también puedo ir allá junto con el así que por ahora me apego al plan A. Ya estuve en Munich hace unos meses y conseguí un empleo así que solo es problemas de papeleo y visado
Yo quería poner Inter pero por alguna extraña razón no cubren mi zona
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