North Korea: It's Happening

My intel sources are confirming that US strike groups are preparing a preeminent attack in the next 12-24 hours.

The Carl Vinson strike group is ready to go.

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shut the fuck up

kys

>My intel sources

Proof or fuck off

Isn't it Canadas job to do these shitposts once a day?

My Intel sources confirmed to me that a posse of Ayy Lmaos are going to show up at OP's house at 2 a.m. with some Doc Johnson's Joy Jelly and the rectal probe they used on Elvis.

>my Intel sources
the pattern of shit you produced this morning in the toilet is not a valid source

What proof would you like, fellow American?

nice roleplaying
containment board when?

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>My intel sources

He reads them like tea-leaves or entrails

You faggots better remember to sage.

no source saged

All of it

active shooter in dallas now tho for real happening

Dick pic

My sources in Carl's Jr strike group confirm.

My intel-sources are tingling!

>happening threads not bannable
This is being memed too much here, and 99% nothing is happening.

My intel sources suggest OP should off himself

Give me the CAG NOW

prepare ur anus op
also kys

My intel sources are within the Pentagon. I'm a reporter.

My intel sources are confirming Russia strike groups are preparing a preeminent attack in the next 12-24 hours

Admiral Kuznetsov strike group is ready to go

My intel sources say it was just to get South Korea to buy American weapons.

Terri pentagon called and said shut the fuck up.

emfizz.com/2017/05/uss-carl-vinson-stages-war-drills-with-s-korean-navy/

Trump here.

We are attacking at exactly 0500 tomorrow.

You know what uranium is, right? It’s this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things.

youtube.com/watch?v=D963SWK6woY
youtube.com/watch?v=QGPKeNH2ee4
youtube.com/watch?v=G7avjGVS1io

Shut up you filth fat diabetic fuck.

I quit my job because you happening faggots promised me a WW3.
if this doesn't happen soon I'm fucked.

N. Korea warns of nuclear test 'at any time'

yahoo.com/news/n-korea-warns-nuclear-test-time-071955671.html

Seoul (AFP) - North Korea warned Monday that it will carry out a nuclear test "at any time and at any location" set by its leadership, in the latest rhetoric to fuel jitters in the region.

Tensions on the Korean peninsula have been running high for weeks, with signs that the North might be preparing a long-range missile launch or a sixth nuclear test -- and with Washington refusing to rule out a military strike in response.

A spokesman for the North's foreign ministry said Pyongyang was "fully ready to respond to any option taken by the US".

Punggye-ri is the first target. Satellite images show that personnel are staged for a major test.

Nothing will happen. Again.

>Screencap this

hey guys kim-jong-illest here, bring it american piggu

FPBP

Really? After Trump just said he'd be honored to meet with Kim and wants a diplomatic solution?

It's not happening. Sage

Re-read the quotation. You're not accurate.

You're pretty stupid, eh?

Opsec you gay nigger

include me in the cap plz

>my intel sources
go back and finish preschool if you think we'll fall for that

Millions of innocent people will die, so I have no problem revealing intel. It's not like the DPRK government is reading Sup Forums for info.

I'm tired of this shit.
These threads need a fucking ban.

probably some nig, shot an emt.
probably thought it was a cop.

Quit your complaining faggot.

Great. another basement dwelling high school loser and his "sources".

That's where you're wrong buddy. Prepare for pre-pre-eminent attack counter attack of much glory

Nothing ever happens and OP is always a top nigger.

My intel sources say your momma sucks in bed, and had to rob a sperm back to produce you.

Happening. 5/2/17 12:01am PST.

LOL sorry, not in a basement, nor am I in high school...

False and homosex.

First rule of war

Lie.

US is getting ready to fight NK

GUYS WTF I JUST SAW A NUKE GO OFF NEXT TO MY HOUSE???? IS IT HAPPENING?

JETS ARE FLYING BY AND NUKING EACH OTHER, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!! HELP NOW!

Tits or gtfo

Nightwatch and Mercury all have their transponders on. Not happening.

don't the norks use plutonium for their bombs?

Next level morse posting

MODS! fucking ban these "happening"fags

no, its not

Kaesong - take note of this city. In the next 12 hours you'll know.

pls be true then I can skip work tomorrow

>trusting fat neckbeards and cringy teenagers for news

No thanks.

US special forces are outside of Pyongyang and working with local assets.

3 American prisoners are being relocated.

Go ahead and verify this in the next 24 hours.

If by millions you mean the NK leadership and a few thousand soldiers, sure.
>mfw some channer starts WW3 because Lil Kim's press officer browses Sup Forums

RED LEADER STANDING BY

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