First day of college

>first day of college
>walk into your PoliSci 101 class
>Ana Kasparian is your teacher

What do?

ask to genocide them tittys

do a 360 and walk away

Ask her about the Armenian Genocide

This

I NEVER GET PUSSY I NEVER GET ANY PUSSY I CAN'T EVEN GET A BAGEL SANDWICH

Pull out my dick and start masturbating

That's an instant meeting with the Dean.

Tell her that the Armenian genocide is a lie

Why do "strong intelligent womyn" get off on berating guys who "get no pussy"?

>What do?

Record more boob bounces.

Ask her about Armenia while showing a sneaky nut

lick her legs

>while showing a sneaky nut
God damnit Australia.

Ask her why she is doing a show with an Armenian genocide denier turkroach

take thousands of creepshots and hopefully upskirts too

ask her where the plane is

>I have a question, professor...
>Why are you built like a 14 year old boy?

Ask her if this is true

school shooting - with muh dick

>360 degrees
>Walk away
>American education system

Because it's honestly the best insult they can think of. They know the most value they have to offer is their pussy, so by implying you can't get their pussy you're a lesser value man.

Sue my college.

Because it is the only thing of value they have so they have to act like it is very valuable.

this isn't funny anymore dickhead

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Canada to smart

>leaf

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haha i get it, you pretended to not know about a historic Sup Forums may may in order to generate (You)s. hats off to you, my leafy friend.

_donald/
You have to go back

You've failed the newfag test.
Back to the Donald

rape her. she is cleary in her most fertile age. desperte to get a baby into the womb.

you must only be able to pull 1/10 fatties

Underrated

You'd do a spin and continue to walk forward?

stay after class,wait for everyone to walk out,drop on my knees and beg her to let me lick her feet

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Jimmy status: rustled.

Tell her to let me impregnate her or she's racist.

t. Black guy

jerk off before class so i can atleast focus a bit of the words oozing out her mouth and jot her perky tits

>Throw a knife at her face to check if she's the intersect.

I wonder what her armpits smell like. man i used to be normal

This.

I want to cum all my cis male sperm over those oppressed tits.

Tell her I'm the Young Turks' biggest fan, ask for her autograph and ask her how she still looks so young if she really took part in the revolution over a 100 years ago.

Lost it at the suggestion.
Never change Aussie bro.

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its doubtful

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Goddamn I want to hatefuck this bitch so badly hnnnnnnnnnnnhnggghhh

Because it cuts deep. Only virgin pussy shut-ins are all twisted up about shit like Affirmative Action, feminism etc.

Alpha males got shit to do.

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She's really not that great looking. An 8 maybe with 2 pts coming from raw bitchiness

just like you huh?

>What do?
her

>sit down smugly
>prepare to monstrously stump her
>annihilate her retarded talking points
>after class, pound her naked shivering body on the table

Beat the fuck out of my dick then ask her if the Armenian Genocide happened

Newfaggot scum.

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It's true tho
Can't get pussy=failed on your most basic biological imperatives,procreation=low status=lesser man

This is why guys who get spot of poon are insta respected in all social circles across all social classes across the globe

Truth hurts ,omegas

>turn 360 degrees
>walk out
>move to another class with another teacher

Alternatively, don't go to a shitty college.

Alternatively, make the class difficult for her. Take the opposing side on every debate, call out every slip up and mistake, dispute things when you disagree with her view/interpretation, etc.

But seriously though if you haven't given her the D by the time you leave the class you're a faggot.

drop out and get into a masonry apprenticeship through my local trade union

>guaranteed replies

Do a 360 and then walk into dem titties

>360
>Walk away
In other words walk right into her.

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FAT BITCH

>tfw you will never say this to her as you jizz all over her face

>turn 360 degrees
you mean 720?

Dumb amerishit is dumb

the fact that she's bitchy and strong(like to argue and fights back) makes her 10x hotter.

Ok but when you lose an intellectual/political argument and your only retort is "hurr you can't get this pussy neckbeard" you're not really helping your case as a strong intellectual woman at all

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Argue Post Modernism and make her wet like a pedo in a pre-school

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Top kek aussiebro

Nah, you're right, I meant 1080

It's the attitude.She's 7/10

This comment is a great newfag detector. See:

its a meme you idiot do you even Sup Forums?

A FUCKING LEAF

You lost the game

>Why do you and your greasy co-worker deny the Armenian genocide even though there's overwhelming evidence and the perpetrators have even admitted to it?

>tfw out of nowhere a fucking armpit fetish

I fucking hate you so much Sup Forums.

>like to argue and fights back
Desu I don't believe I have ever seen her debate anyone who was ideologically opposite to her. She has gotten into spats with Cenk but not a debate. That is really her problem.

armenian genocide

kill myself immediately

Drop the class

In a classroom I couldn't concentrate anything but this woman's ass. A clinging crimson dress? Honestly.

Is it summer already?

I've fucked two women with way better bodies than her. I don't give a rat's ass if you believe me.

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That's probably why she wore it.

It's a 101 class. Do the minimum to pass and move on.

Who gives a shit about a gen ed class?

Fuck off to where ever you came from

I'd genocide that ass.

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This. She's quickly approaching the wall and she knows it. Trying to get that last shred of alpha attention before she withers into a shrill ugly whore instead of a shrill attractive whore.

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falling for leaf reverse newfag troll
the harvest is abundant today

it's working

Ask for a refund, because I was defrauded into believing this was a scientific course