What's he doing at (((google))) right now Sup Forums?
What's he doing at (((google))) right now Sup Forums?
selling anons.
Getting cocked by a big black jewgle bull
Being a cuck
Giving our infos to the cyber police
computer stuff. I'd like to imagine that his shift ended and one of the anons right now is moot.
Researching CP
He sold you out 2 years ago.
jewgling
Literally who?
>google
Sigourney Weaver doesn't work at Google?
He no longer works at jewgle. He's a neet now
Who the fuck is moot
m00t things
>prepping the bull
>prepping the bull
>prepping the bull
dunno take a guess
He probably showed up and there was a "Christopher Poole" sign on his door. And he turned to them and said "you know that's not my name right?"
getting triggered by aussies
Really? What happened, did he realize having a real job actually requires work?
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do you think that he ever found true love, Sup Forums?
guaranteed google made him take this picture to make him part of the team
There wasent enough cock semen.
Putting more jew in jewgle
Janitor. He cleans the D E S I G N A T E D hallway for the H-1B Pajeets
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who is this guy??? um who gives a fuck dude
Google Headquarters, May 1st 2017:
*Christopher stands by watercooler awkwardly sipping water from disposable paper cup
*Sergey Brin, an alpha internet entrepreneur, strolls by, giving Christopher a polite nod
>"Hey Mr. Brin?"
>"Yes, Christopher?"
>"Hey, I was just thinking, like, what if tomorrow, instead of the regular google logo, like, we had like a pony theme instead?"
>"A pony theme?"
>"Yeah, not like a 'theme', per se, but like had some sort of colourful pony tail whisping around the logo. I think it would be a nice gesture for the internet community."
>"Let me think about that, Chris."
>"Sure, yeah. Whatever, you know. I just think it would be nice."
>"Okay."
*Sergey walks away.
*Christopher gulps down the rest of his water and crushes the paper cut while gritting his teeth.
>"That's how we roll, baby!"
*He prances away.
>on his door
You mean tacked to his cubicle pinboard.
2/10 for making me reply
getting offered a ton of money to give up all our information and shut this place down because cuckerberg knows that this place is an anti-globalist, anti-jew redpilling zone that's only gaining more traction.
Carrying luggage
either terribly poor bait, or you are so new that it burns.
Probably doing this 24/7 to his new overlords.
>Hey, you're that Sup Forums guy, right?
>Y-yeah b-but I've...
>Weeeirrrdd.
Every day.
Fucking distilled Jew; forgot the pic
Probably a camwhore now.
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Probably getting cucked. It's what he's best at.
>mfw m00t tried to kill Sup Forums but it grew into a political powerhouse and changed the outcome of a United States election
I still miss him though, faggot as he is.
Ew
Terrible Photoshop
(((Christopher "m00t" Poole))), The founder of 9gag and international cuckolding champion.
He's searching the office building with a special cum detector he built to see if there's any residual cum in the building and licking the shit out of every surface that comes up positive
kek
He will buttrape /ptg/ niggers in no time.
I miss m00t.