ITT: sentences that trigger millennials

ITT: sentences that trigger millennials

'People who work longer shifts deserve longer breaks.'

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'why shouldn't we restrict voting to only taxpayers?'

"Taxation isn't theft, moron"

I feel like this is probably a complaint specific to you, rather than some generational trend...

>work at home depot on sunday
>wage cuck in the garden center
>take an hour break after the first hour for sleep
>come back and nobody noticed i was gone
>get rained on outside and need snack
>vending machine is fucked up
>take a 30 minute lunch at hardees
>nobody notices once again

Work smarter not harder kids

"There's plenty of work to be done outside today"

Equal rights, equal lefts

People are entitled to the money they earn, no matter how much.

I have no issue with this, and Im 21 still being claimed as a dependent because of college

"This is a long term investment that will take a few years to pay off."

"I'm hiring a white man with 3 years experience instead of you, a black man with no experience."

There are only 2 genders

"Jesus loves you."

Madam president

'why would anyone in their right mind go to college without a plan for afterward?'

"college is a waste of money for most people"

"women get paid the same amount as men for the same job."

"you're life isn't that hard."

Is climate science a done deal though?

Any liberal who supports gay rights, women's rights, free speech and liberty obviously hates ideologies that disagree, like Islam

I can't spell

It's time to grow up, get a job, move out and get married.

Communism has never worked.

>work in IT
>have admin access to the keycard system
>give myself a keycard to a barely known bathroom, restrict all others access
>remove the sign from the door and replace with a sign saying private
>private bathroom I go and play mobile games in for hours at a time


I love my job

>generation z is uncucked and will lead us into the fourth reich

>my loans are oppressive
>fix this obama!

How to trigger boomers
>I want to vote out medicare
>thanks for fucking everything from the planet to the economy

>"Your generation has the easiest life in all of human history"
Every fucking time, my millennial peers go crazy, rambling about not having muh free college, muh Donald Trump, Climate change, etc."
(I am a millennial)

>People who work

That was enough.

>things that trigger Boomers
channel changes

Also most boomers are too fucking stupid to even use CD players and struggle with vhs players. SAD!

>mfw boomers think they're hot shit
die already you're time is up

"I never met an idealist communist that had no financial issues"

>same ID
youtube.com/watch?v=exbMIGWWpgg

Your generation is just as cancerous kid.
Note the use of your.

>Shift

Goddamn it feels good to be salary. I have a job to do. Nothing more, nothing less. Nobody's watching my clock and I came come in as early or late as I want as long as I do what I have to.

you mean boomers

my absolute favorite:
"You don't need internet or a cellphone, use the money you would save on those to buy a house or get healthcare"

Most of my peers cant even defend themselves on this, although there are legitimate needs for these things.

a little too focused on americucks, but pretty rad.

>snowflake is an accurate description for a lot of people these days.
fb basically exploded

kek
Well done user.

"Service guarantees citizenship."

>what is sales tax

>you don't need an Internet nor cell phone

Not all of us work in construction or fast food, user. It may surprise you to learn that a great many careers actually do require at-home access to Internet AND a cellphone. Shocking, I know.

"A CEO is not some lazy bastard who does nuffin"

Jews did nothing wrong.

>work security at a gay college campus, usually only work 1 or 2 officers at a time
>lock the front door, close the blinds, turn the blinds down
>sleep for 2-3 hours
>check job phone, no security notices
>go back to sleep
>drive around in company vehicle, listening to music and posting on Sup Forums

Bretty gud for only $10 bucks an hour.

Gen X hefge fund manager here, I have fired so many millenials that Vlad the Impaler told me to ease up. Here are some triggers:
"we'll be here all night working on this project"
"I know it's Friday, I need it done first thing Monday"
"I'm taking away your mouse so you'll stop using Excel like a little bitch"
"That fucking thing on your desk is a phone--you need to call this fuckton of people and get the info I need without sounding like the bong-hazed retard you are"
"if your mom calls me again you are fucked."

>something the retailer would pay if you didn't

Theft?

>we'll be here all night working on this project
>work all weekend for me, wage slave goy

Lol holy shit you sound like an absolute cunt.

Its more that the average millenial cant argue their way out of a wet paper bag unless they can imitate the talking points they see on colbert, tyt, and their favorite podcast. Many of them are literally incapable of inductive reasoning unless someone has already spelled it out to them.

'faggot'

Gender queer mix master is more like it

>mobile games

>larping on Sup Forums

Also a security guard here. I browse all night long on my laptop during graveyard shifts and I hide in the bathroom for 30 minutes at a time during the day so I can browse my phone. Not bad for $10.50 an hour.

I'm 28 and I recently found out that I'm technically considered a millennial.

How old are you fuckers?

Living the dream
>worked maintenance in prison
>just shuffel around during late shifts after 6pm
>watch HDcable tv in the food storage in the weekend shifts or sleep on the airvent system above our workingspace
>got sacked after a year

"The gender studies degree wont get you anywhere"

Is this the thread where we brag about our slacker jobs?

I work the night shift at a group home. All my clients sleep through the night, so besides basic stuff like taking out the garbage and doing some paper work, I get to watch anime and play video games all night for about $11 an hour.

Graveyard shifts in general are pretty comfy.

37, millennial? Idk

>>mobile games
This triggers me

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>People who work longer shifts deserve longer breaks.
What? Who disagrees with this?

" you are not meeting expectations"
" performance is below standards"
" yes, you will be working independently today"
"Put away your phone away and focus on the task in front of you"

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>tfw no slacker job anymore
>nightshifts only in a factory
>7hour workdays
>only work 5 hours
The pay is beter so i cant complain.

Is working in a factory comfy?

I used to work there. Get out. There are much better jobs.

My favorite is "put your phone away" and then I get looked at like I am a monster, lmao. Crazy shit is I am also a millennial. But in my defense the area I was raised in was really traditional,

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31 and I have nothing in common with millennials, I'll challenge any man who refers to me as such to fisticuffs.

Spergs are still millennials.

Non-taxpayers getting charged sales tax is reclamation.
>Ron takes $5 from me.
>Ron gives $1 of it to you.
>You give a nickel back to Ron.
>This means you get to decide what Ron spends my money on.

42 am a millennial technically

I work construction. Phone and internet are both necessities, there's no better way to communicate with clients or order parts.

>Married
>4 kids
>LTR with wife since 14
>Live on top of a mountain in bear country 30 minutes away from nearest small town
>sperg

Pick all but the last, pal.

Star wars, Harry Potter, and Zelda are entry level geek culture and you're not a geek for having T-Shirts with Darth Vader, Lightning with glasses, or a Triforce.

>take a salaried position, wherein you are guaranteed an agreed-upon wage in exchange for performing all assigned work within your job description
>don't do your work on time
>wtf what do you mean I have to work or I won't get paid
Faggot millenial detected

Sounds pretty spergey, man. Spergs can still find love.

Are you also a "prepper" by chance?

Phones and internet aren't essentials.

>muh job

I don't know about burgers, but if your job requires you to have a cellphone your company will provide you with one. I've had family and friends that made $1 over minimum wage as a supervisor/whatever else were supplied a phone and had everything paid for.

S-somewhat. Yeah, when I hit post comment I realized I'm kind of a sperg I guess.

you can get a phone for 10 dollars at walmart, you dont HAVE to have a 800 buck iphone.

unions have already mandated breaktimes. Don't fuck with what is in place.

>everyone posting job
I'm an NYC financial analyst first time poster.
You fat fucks are pathetic

Most isolationists tend to be spergs.
t. Isolationist who has done a lot of off-grid solar installations

Well I live and work innawoods, so who's the real winner here?

Everyone on this site is borderline sperg desu.

Phones are sometimes required when you don't have a car/drivers license. But outside of getting picked up or for emergencies, phones aren't essentials.

>You don't need internet or a cellphone
I agree on the cellphone part
> use the money you would save on those to buy a house or get healthcare
is fucking retarded, if you saved instead of spent 200 bucks a month (which is an insane amount) for internet/cellphone for 20 years, you'd save 48000 dollars, that's not even half the price of a house, this is for 20 years of not having internet/a cellphone

>Work at a top 15 in the country golf club in the locker room.
> usually work the evening shift so at that point most golfers have gone home for the day
> Fold laundry and check the bathrooms every few hours to make sure they're a supplied.
> otherwise sitting in the steward room dicking around on my phone.

are you me

Rude

6'2 140lbs

you dont get loner shifts .. you may get one extra at normal rate but. thats it. also no phone during work hours.

comfy? haaaaa NO... but thats why you make like 5-9 bucks more a hr than some sap at say 7-11

"there are two genders"

yeah NO WAY should u be using your phone during work hrs. I fire more dumb shits for this than anything. they think its their goddam birth right to use it to look at cat videos. screw that, you are here to WORK muthafucker.

20.

I swear to god, some of us are sane.

Did you get the raised lettering on you business cards?

you are a super then, not the guy holding drywall up to be nailed then.

>be me
>cooworkers fairly lazy, on phones, taking 20 minute piss brakes, 25 minute schedueled breaks
>people always calling out for bullshit reasons
>i have to work twice as hard and stay later
>i make so much goddamn money

I see you limp dick pieces of shit doing nothing for hours on end, i just dont care enough to say anything because i get paid to pick up your slack