Brit/pol/ - Sup Forums Tony Blair appreciation Edition

>Brexit talks could collapse - Juncker walks out on May
news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd

>Theresa May hiding from public, no TV debates, lists public rally as "child's birthday"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
archive.is/d7P47

>MPs ramp up anti-"fake news" campaign = war on free speech
theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/s31xB

>SNP election victory would mandate INDYREF2 in Scotland
reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
archive.is/nZchL

>Farron softens 'hard-Bremain' policy to woo Brexiters
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/
archive.is/SKiKJ

>'Brink of Bankruptcy' is election hyperbole
forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec
archive.is/TrhTi

>Live GE2017 odds : Coalition of Chaos (CoC) @ 10/1
paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=282167

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lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/diane-abbotts-agonising-interview-over-policy-cost/
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Start buying guns.

>tfw even with the Tories we're still going to get shafted over Brexit.

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First for I want to marry Mummy

I have a dozer for that dog, lad.

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NEW

I think Tony Blair is really a woman. A real man would have a more abrupt transition between the neck and the jawline. That's why "he" is pointing at the chin.

Why? you fucking sperg!

>18 replies
It doesn't need a new, you dumb faggot.

Anything to make a bit of money from the Chinks.

Death to the false Tony

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>being this autistic

Go fuck yourself, lad.

kys

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>shakes the old Jew's hand but not the younger one, then shakes the paki's hand

What does this even mean?

I Love Mummy

>thread splitting

Fuck off, you know the rules.

kys cunts. hope this gets stuck in your head all day
youtube.com/watch?v=aj4wcuo9Mgo

youtube.com/watch?v=Txl_k3OwnJE

Shut it kike

Fuck John Claude Juncker.

She probably thought he was trying to give her a fist bump and Mummy has no time for such childish behaviour.

As I lay sad and dying,
And blood coagulated in my veins,
I thought less of raping fathers,
And more of Leighton Baines.

deadlifts fuelled by repressed anger

So has everyone seen the clip at John McDonnell's rally where there's communist flags everywhere and when there's some applause at the end some woman shouts out saying "continue clapping" like it's Stalin they're applauding or something.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4463006/John-McDonnell-speaks-Day-demo-London.html

I was stuffed in a bag and frightened
It was freezing and it was dark
But it was better than supporting Liverpool
Now I'm bluer than Goodison Park

>Assad regime flags

WTF I love Labour now.

Someone make a new thread

Why?

Oh my fucking god, Diane Abbott just did possibly her worst ever interview.

lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/diane-abbotts-agonising-interview-over-policy-cost/

Echoes of Natalie Bennett's 'brain fade'.

What do you think of Evitel from Taliesin&Evitel?

My father was a Mason
He killed me and got off scot-free
I thought this day couldn't get any fucking worse
And then the lads lost at home by three.

Why is Brit/pol/ dead this morning? Is everyone still asleep or something?

I am Puße

Friendly reminder

Hapnin' m8

Friendly reminder.

Fuck, you think it's over then it gets worse.....

I really wish you weren't as lazy tbqh and posted some other screencaps of me instead of posting the same one over and over again, there are better ones out there.

I am Puße

Learn to shoot em too, else its just a loud firecracker. Get a flamethrower for good measure, gotta love the smell of fried alahu bacon

Was listening to this live. Came here to see if there was a discussion. More people need to listen to it.

EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIS
ABSOLUTE CARCRASH

Start having a family.

>procreating in a dead nation

nah

>When I grow up I'm going to become a famous politician, or even a hairdresser.

>When I grow up I'm going to become a famous politician, or even a hairdresser.
Forgot picture.

It's on The Spectator, Order-Order, etc. now. State of Brit/pol/ is reflected in how it's not being discussed in favour of tired memes, but I didn't expect any better.

Yea, I did notice that. It's posted and what do people do? Post old memes and shitpost about tripfags.

I think it's time to stop frequenting this place. But fuck, this place used to be the #1 source of political banter. What the fucks happened.

Tfw it's becoming obvious our government hasn't got a fucking clue what it's doing and we're going to get absolutely shafted and impoverished then Scotland is going to leave and we'll be completely alone with no allies or trade deals and will literally starve to death like that user said yesterday.
>negotiating in good faith - Amber Rudd
aka - pls don't fuck us Euro masters, we don't know wtf we're doing
we're totally fucked. Brexit was a mistake :/

Isn't like there's a GE on the horizon or anything hence the necessity of worthless shitposts.

It's just a bit dull because Daine is an idiot anyway

>Will literally starve to death

are you fucking retarded? There is a strong case for us being in a substantially worse financial situation than we are currently, but when you say "literally starve to death" you lose any credibility to your argument.

that's the strange thing. brit/pol/ always takes a downturn when there's nothing on the horizon, but we have an imminent GE and even council elections this week (nothing major, but still).

I don't understand why the discourse is so shit.

>that 3 second silence where you can hear her desperately shuffling her papers

Kek

Why is Dianne's voice so soothing to listen to? I could happily sit through an hour of her talking.

>Daine ASMR

youtube.com/watch?v=0FPFWySn2sw

Abbot was fucking awful this morning. No idea what Labour is doing right now

Just watched it. Politician lies, and is so used to not getting called out on it (100% of politicians) can't answer question. When she can't use the racist card, stumbles badly with attempt to answer question. Hardly the worst example, but it does highlight the lowering of standards we now have. This country has been shit for a long time now.

She was worse on LBC mate.

She's not having a decent morning is she?

We probably won't be seeing her used much these next few weeks. Time for Labour to bring out the big guns. Emily Thornberry is never easily tied up by simple questions.

youtube.com/watch?v=C5WbwHO8msU

Will we ever get mad banter like this in Parliament ever again?

Were surrounded by sea and have many acres of fields, pity we have a population that can't fish or farm.

kek

Socialists =more pigs..

Hang on a minute.

Sarcasm or not she genuinely isn't. The bitch is pretty good at drawing on Audience emotions and twisting people's words.

bbc radio 4?

She's having a shit day

youtube.com/watch?v=N65nTEe0u7I

>So if 6 million police were gassed, Diane, and there were only 15 ovens….
>6 million
>You have to divide the number of policemen by the number of ovens
>That's what I said
>No Diane, I've written it down. You said six million.
>6 Gorillion?
>No Diane

Okay.

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Only someone completely crippled by Autism would have the energy to continue coming here and posting that.

>Ban Sadism!
t. Thatcher

youtube.com/watch?v=Ezw_F5PSq_E

That Diane Abbott interview is brutal.

>How much will 10,000 more police officers cost?
>If we recruit them over 4 years it will cost £300,000
>What? What are you paying them?
>n-no it will cost £80 million

What the fuck? £80m isn't even the right figure either, it's £300m. Your new Home Secretary everybody.

Just think, if Labour do get elected into power, their party genuinely will be dead and buried.

>EU killing anime now
Fuck sake

And then it suddenly dawned on the nation…. The only reason Diane Abbott was there was because she was a token nigger.

wait what

ANIMEN0NCES SHOULD BE SHOT

>this woman on Victoria Deybershire chatting shit about being forced to go for a PIP assessment

I know full well that all you have to do is phone them up and ask for a home visit and they will oblige.

Brits, can my country afford universal healthcare? Our rich hide so much money in offshore tax havens and our tax code is exploitable as fuck. How would it be possible to afford it without making cuts in multiple different areas on the federal level?

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Corbyn's Campaign in a Nutshell

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXoEd8IF0g

An EU court ruling said that linking to pirate material is equivalent to offering it and can get you jailed for years.
So nyaa.se (anime torrent site) is suddenly kill

That's not killing anime though is it lad.

>Assad regime flags

Wut? That's literally the Syrian flag.

Also has the Daily Mail never heard of May Day before? It's like the one day Tankies actually take over every single labour march.

Would you have fucked moat?

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basically NEET poorfags are butthurt they'll have to actually pay if they want to watch anime now

It's basically the only public anime torrent site. And sukebei is dead too so all of the hentai, vns, eroge etc are gone.