/auspol/ - Her Majesty the Queen, defender of the faith Edition

Dumb aussie slag tries to convince cops that black sealed bags are "earphones", obviously bags full of drugs

news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/photo-of-alleged-drug-haul-emerges-as-fears-are-raised-over-cassandra-sainsburys-safety-in-colombia/news-story/f6063d24dd95e86f67ea19584dc91876

>cashless welfare card for abbos and other neets will cost us taxpayers 10k, neets still btfo

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/cashless-welfare-trial-costing-taxpayers-$10k-per-participant/8488268

>Murray Goulburn to close factories and shed staff in Tasmania and Victoria - no more milky jobs

abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-05-02/murray-goulburn-closes-factories-kiewa-rochester-edith-creek/8488628

>RBA to hold interest rates at 1.5 so bubble doesn't pop - boomers elated, millennials btfo

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/rba-leaves-rates-on-hold-again/8489024

>chinese nvestors to face 'ghost house tax'

skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/05/01/foreign-investors-to-face--ghost-house-tax-.html

>prepbull announces spending increase for schools

news.com.au/national/politics/budget-2017-pm-to-announce-schools-funding-deal/news-story/0604ad987ccd51f119361aa684edc1cc

>record numbers of debt slaves under mortgage stress

afr.com/personal-finance/record-numbers-under-mortgage-stress-20170501-gvw2vt

>google and facebook bend the knee, ebay still defy prepbull

theconversation.com/google-facebook-fall-into-line-on-tax-but-ebay-remains-defiant-76946

>gov changes hecs repayment threshold to 42k, uni free increase - uni meme cucks btfo

illawarramercury.com.au/story/4632905/dramatic-change-to-hecs-to-affect-200000-graduates/

Discord:

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>A FUCKING BRIT

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How do we stop gooks from stealing white men?

Im actually dial but never been to australia.

Do you say mum or """mom"""?

*dual

youtube.com/watch?v=SreyhRKtzZc

"Australian Greens on a censorship crusade"

Based rebel media

>Grow up doing gymnastics
>I'm going to be a professional athlete when I grow up!
>End up spreading your legs on the internet so men can squeeze one off

This is why gymnastic porn is the best.

Mum, but mom is better because Americans say it that way.

>mom is better because Americans say it that way.

Don't be a silly cunt.
Bet you rabbit on about stores instead of shops and cheeseburgers instead of hamburgers, ya fuckin traitor.

How degenerate

>cheeseburgers instead of hamburgers
they are two different types of burgers

we dont

id rather havea bunch of elliots running around as opposed no children and the government importing millions of brown people to increase fertility rates

Poms btfo

Wow, That was so abhorrent you made me sick in Little England. The fuck man?
>Scrolling down Sup Forums
>Typical Aussie abhorrent shitpost
>Not so typical
>Throw up everywhere.

Fuk I love gook girls

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>releasing a flood of Elliot Rodgers onto the Australian continent
That's brilliant, those motherfuckers

>make a new thred
>its ded

wew

lad

Japanese girls don't really come here to stay and breed with white people idiot. It's the jungle monkeys from SEA and Chinks.

we create a lot of gook single mums

Post yfw you heard this stupid cunt got caught

If she isn't innocent then its fucked.

I know a heap half jap half AU's wat the fuk you talking about? Shit fifthly frank is half jap half AU's
Don't want to betray my race just want to fuk a heap of them

it's a brit man

There's literally no chance of her being innocent.

There headphones kek

"earphones"

this bushpig slut is gonna get what she deserves in prison
bawhahahahahahahaahahah
DIE SLUT DIE

>shes in a different section of the jail, for all of the "international / foreign criminals"
>instead of getting raped by a bunch of spics she'll be taking the brazilian bbc

Oh right, I didn't even read it lol shame on me

this chick looks like the kind of slut that bullied betas and made them do nice things for her then made fun of them as she fucked her chad bf
so she deserves it
hehehehe

will her chad bf stick by her or will he go?

put ya vote in boiss

>hijacking an aussie thread
>ruining it
kys op

what do you think rofl, isnt she going to get jailed for 20+ years?

mr chad will be hitting the clubs next week looking for another root

b-but they waz gonna get married!

desu she seems like the sorta cunt that if she made the sale she'd rub her wealth in peoples faces and be a cunt to hospo workers

>Mum, but mom is better because Americans say it that way.
What the fuck is the matter with you?

defender of the faith? kikes have been running your country before her family ever stepped foot on the isles. lizzy is the biggest cuck of all time.

Fuck. Typed all this out and the other thread closed.

This is the world according to me. I'm real smart and shit for typing it ok.

You'll see shitskins at all levels.

It's not really much to do with Darwinism anymore it's mostly just about capital and dumb luck.

I think that's one of the main reasons people are so unhappy. The system has become a sick machine that bestows survival and good fortune pretty much at random.

There will be an elite group of whites, the IPA Liberal types that will continue to prosper but their numbers will get thinner and thinner. They are mostly not there because of superior genes mostly because of criminal behaviour.

Hard and smart working shitskins will eventually overcome them, and trailer park trash whites along with other assorted shitskins will occupy the bulk of the land. Living pretty miserably.

Hard work won't be nearly enough to get to the top for most people. That will only be a guarantee for those smart enough to become specialist doctors. For the rest of us the only hope is starting a business, winning the lottery or getting lucky via stocks and other investments.

My theory is that she did this whole thing to pay for the wedding. She's only 22 she would have fuck all money to pay for a wedding. A way to make a quick buck and pay for the wedding was to traffic cocaine. Apparently her lawyer thinks the minimum sentence he can get her is 4 years. That's going to be 4 years too long for Chad, he won't last a year. And yeah I get that impre3ssion as well, the kind of degenerate that would traffic cocaine would have to be a real cunt of a person imho.

makes me laugh i hope she gets dedded

>paying for a wedding
fuckingg normalfags with their weddings

Meh. That's not a Chad. That's a cuck boy if I ever saw one.

I almost feel sorry for her. Don't really care tbqh.

so you theorize that cow tits was cucking slightly brown possible chad?

Read it in patrice' what the fuck is wroooong with yooooouuu

Probably. He looks like he thinks he's won the lottery.

I don't know her motivations 5kg of cocaine doesn't sound like it's worth that much.

Oh shit it's worth about a million bucks here. Lol.

perthnow.com.au/news/australia-is-worlds-most-profitable-market-for-coke-cartels/news-story/ca9f320b38b56e846f7c051f0eaa6b3d

Yeah man coke has a MASSIVE markup in Aus
Yuge

The media are talking about the horrors of a third world prison, but the truth is the worst prisons by far are in the USA, and Australia and the UK are not far behind.

Third world prisons are corrupt, so a few Aussie dollars in the right hands should see her looked after.

>british poster ruins auspol
>just like Britain ruined Australia irl

kys op desu senpai

>fuck people over by bringing in millionaire chinks and 457 poos
>men fucked over job wise and women wise because child support laws give women every reason to do it on purpose
>HURR WHY AUSTRALIANS ON DRUGS

I hate this stupid fucking world. But I'll never ever do drugs. It's pathetic.

>Be Chad job hunting and find small retail outfit run by some gook bloke who's keen for some cunt to stand in the shop doing nothing
>Only other worker is early 20s chink 5ft, tiny waist, not bad at English, pretty for a gook
>She isn't keen on competing for hours but but has accepted the white penis entering the payroll, stage 1 complete
>Could just absolutely fucking destroy this gooks life like a meteor in the pussy
>She's prime for it and I am more than happy to bomb the fuck out of this anime chinagirl
>What do you think boys, should I nuke this barrel of fish?

I think we should legalise them. The less harmful ones anyway like es, pot, and relatively mild amphetamines.

Wanting everyone to be all nice and clean is a pathetic pipe dream.

>I think we should legalise them.
Yay, more bullshit regulation and tax for the government.

Yes I think you should fuck this gook you sound very keen.

Pump her full of hapas, how bout dah?

As a practical joke, of course

BASED.

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How much is garnished weekly (or annually) in hecs repayment? Is it a % of your income or a flat rate?

>le queen
Get rid of the old bag you cucks. Also get rid of your cuckstamp.

Get fucked idiot.

There's different thresholds where you pay a certain percentage the more you make iirc. Pretty sure you can earn a fairly reasonable amount without having to pay now.

Bugger off Mohammed

That isn't an Australian flag on your post.
Are you lost?

>tfw no liz gf

You're right about the Brit ruining auspol. But cultural cringe was the biggest fucking mistake we ever made.

I believe the threshhold is 50-some odd thousand right now. Smart to drop it, if you mak $25k+ you can bloody well afford to pay denbts

Wish she'd been in Singapore or Indoniggerland to be honest lads.

thanks cunt

How is not wanting the Union Jack to grace the flag of foreign country Mohammed? How is not wanting to share a monarch with people that don't care about her or us Mohammed?

Documentary on LA riots on Foxtel on 641.

Fuckin glad we got hardly any nigs.

>Fuckin glad we got hardly any nigs.
Labor will bring more in after they get back in 2019. Even after niggers genocide the white south africans, they will still bring more niggers in.