Brit/pol/ - Corbyn Edition

>THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>JEREMY CORBYN'S POLICIES TO MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
jeremyforlabour.com/policies

>JOIN THE LABOUR PARTY
join.labour.org.uk/

>JEREMY CORBYN DEFENDS LEADERSHIP STYLE
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39757627

>JEREMY CORBYN: TORIES ARE PLANNING A 'BREXIT FOR THE FEW'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-jeremy-corbyn-tories-brexit-for-few-tax-cuts-super-rich-corporations-conservatives-a7708191.html

>SAVE OUR NHS
unitetheunion.org/how-we-help/list-of-sectors/healthsector/healthsectorcampaigns/unite4ournhs/

>COMMUNIST MANIFESTO
marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1848/communist-manifesto/

>DAS CAPITAL BY KARL MARX
marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Capital-Volume-I.pdf

Other urls found in this thread:

news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
archive.is/d7P47
theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/s31xB
reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
archive.is/nZchL
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/
archive.is/SKiKJ
forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec
archive.is/TrhTi
paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=282167
youtube.com/watch?v=CwlfPo2eTfg
youtube.com/watch?v=0IcEAe9bh5Y
twitter.com/britainelects/status/859415165347012608
twitter.com/britainelects/status/859416596053467136
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/01/tony-blair-announces-return-in-bid-to-influence-brexit-debate
youtube.com/watch?v=8QaFxp9uUKg
nationalactionlondon.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/adolf-hitler-mein-kampf-ford-translation.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=6phCHk4UEpw&list=PL6071CE85CCEFF440
proxysite.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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>Corbyn apparently a pacifist.
>Sends message of solidarity to Stalinist rally.

Oh dear Corbyn

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I'm actually going to defend Diane Abbott now, which must be a britpol first.

What happened today is the latest example of "journalists" ambushing politicians in order to drum up a non-existent scandal. It's a way of generating clickbait.

What we ultimately want to know is Labour's policy, the details behind it and how it will be paid for. Now I can only defend her so far, she totally fucked up the numbers and is a total retard. But the aim shouldn't be to make her even more flustered when she does cock up the numbers. Instead of just waiting for her to correct herself, or letting her take her time to explain what she means, he started asking quick fire questions and they both knew she was embarassed, so he aimed to try and embarass her more.

I remember Laura Kuennsberg got to ask the first question when the PM did her Lancaster House speech about Brexit, telling us more about the government's approach than we had learnt in the six months before that. Instead of asking about the details of the government's approach, she tried tripping May up with some crap question trying to make May look like a hypocrite. She did the same type of thing when Trump and May had their first press conference together.

This gotcha journalism may be good for retweets and instagram likes but it makes for a level of political discussion that's approaching American levels of bullshit.

Keep this thread for after.

If you're a MP, and especially if you're part of Cabinet/Shadow Cabinet, you MUST be ready to take shit coming at you, and address it.
However I do agree with you that the media has become much more like a tabloid, and it's bad for us in general.

I agree with you to an extent. Gotcha journalism does distract from the actual point the politician is trying to make. Like the retarded "how much is a pint of milk" question they love. It doesn't matter if they know that as long as they know about their ministerial position.


Having said all that Diane Abbott is a complete fucking idiot who clearly doesn't have a clue and deserves everything she gets. How she has been an MP for so long I don't know.

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>Britain's allies are worried Brussels will turn against them and punish them for having such positive trading relations with the divorcee.

>A new club of nations has come together to stop Brussels’ “protectionist tendencies” at the same time as looking for fresh alliances with other member states.

>Dubbed the Northern Lights, the group - made up of the Nordic nations, Ireland and the Netherlands - has put together an informal alliance to pressure nations like the Baltic sates and Austria to ensure there is a counterweight to Franco-German dominance now Britain has left.

>A senior Nordic government official said: “It's very much based on the old British club, the Northern Lights, but without the UK, so we need to seek new partners.

>“The North and East feel now is not the moment to have protectionist tendencies. It is time to fight for free trade.”

We trade war now.

Also fuck off OP.

>tfw Red Ed is dead

Friendly reminder

I'd vote Labour if they stopped letting in wogs and pakis.

You're right, but Flabbot can't expect to come out with stuff like that and not have people pick her up on it.

This wasn't a slip of the tongue, she got caught out lying and when she got caught out she just dug herself a big hole.

I'd vote Conservative if they stopped letting in wogs and pakis.

Shit thread, you fucking got rid of the OP links you wanker

>Brexit talks could collapse - Juncker walks out on May
news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd

>Theresa May hiding from public, no TV debates, lists public rally as "child's birthday"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
archive.is/d7P47

>MPs ramp up anti-"fake news" campaign = war on free speech
theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/s31xB

>SNP election victory would mandate INDYREF2 in Scotland
reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
archive.is/nZchL

>Farron softens 'hard-Bremain' policy to woo Brexiters
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/
archive.is/SKiKJ

>'Brink of Bankruptcy' is election hyperbole
forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec
archive.is/TrhTi

>Live GE2017 odds : Coalition of Chaos (CoC) @ 10/1
paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=282167

>Diane Abbot proves her intellectual prowess to the British People
youtube.com/watch?v=CwlfPo2eTfg
youtube.com/watch?v=0IcEAe9bh5Y

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BUY BUNS

Good work, user.
>pic unrelated

He isn't, he's secretly running the Tory party.

>Introduce a "living" minimum wage
>Energy price cap
>Industrial strategy
>Workers on boards
>Probable increase in national insurance and taxes on high earners in the next parliament

Corbyn is an idiot for having Abbott in tow. She ruins the respectability of the party.

they're doubling up on the darkies now to make up for the lack of yuros

Peter Hitchens doesn't like voting though

Start buying nuns.

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Nice numbers, but I think Blair already took care of that desu

>The Netherlands

I thought they hated us.

The only countries who like us are Denmark and Ireland (albeit begrudgingly for Ireland).

I've heard otherwise.

Is Dennis Skinner the only good non-tory MP?

evemn then he is only good because of his topbantz

They've killed themselves in the south west for a generation

Best out of 3?

+1

+1

+1

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Bullshit. Asking how much a policy will cost is a standard question.

>there are people ITT who want to move to the United States of Cuckmerica

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 47% (-)
LAB: 28% (-)
LDEM: 8% (-1)
UKIP: 8% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)

(via @ICMResearch / 28 Apr - 02 May)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/859415165347012608

Theresa May is running a:

Good campaign: 41%
Bad campaign: 22%

Jeremy Corbyn:

Good campaign: 21%
Bad campaign: 40%

(via @ICMResearch)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/859416596053467136

>expecting a nigger to be good with numbers

I'm going to vote for Corbyn.
America is beating us at having a bigger clown for a leader.

What a bunch of ugly morons, what do people see in these creatures?

Based.

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He ruined it, he'll have to save it.

theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/01/tony-blair-announces-return-in-bid-to-influence-brexit-debate

>Abbott will never lose her seat

Why even live.

they're onto me lads

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Why are these idiotic Lib-Dems offering a 2nd referendum? The EU probably wouldn't even recognize it. You've seen what a mad cunt Juncker is.

Only chance the left have of anywhere near a win is saying they will have a coalition of Lab-Lib-SNP-GRN. They should just admit that is what they are working for not having a pipe dream about the Lib-Dems winning anywhere near 30 seats.

First for mongo chip eating.

Mummy for a landslide! More loans and headpats for potato-kuns!

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That's no where near the disgusting bacon sandwich incident, that's just mid chew ffs.

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>not shouting BUNNNDDDDLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE and jumping on

We know you're a projecting manlet.

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What you drinking? Think I might need to get something for the soccer this evening.

>What we ultimately want to know is Labour's policy, the details behind it and how it will be paid for.

That's literally what she didn't know.

Ferrari did wait for her to drum up a new number and explain it after she said 300k and moved on to £80 million.

America is the most niggerfied society in the world
They pump out degenerate nigger rubbish on TV 24/7 turning the youth into wiggers with no morals all in the name of profit

I unironically hope North Korea has missiles capable of reaching the USA

I'm 6' you smelly cunts, cry me a river.

> Juncker says May is "In another galaxy"
> Suggests she has no clue what's going on

>May says she'll be a "bloody difficult woman" for Juncker

How is this not equivalent to May wearing pic related?

strong and stable
strong and stable
Zdrong and table
Zdrong and Zdabel

Which fake news story has been used by a foreign government to sway any election?
The only one I can think of was the £350 million and that was Boris.
Why does the news keep going on about it?

Muslims want to breed us out and liberals want take the kids that are already born and turn them into pure fucking retards.

>smirnoff

cheap vodka

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what is actually wrong with her face?

gordon brown had this same problem

could they be lizard people?

the war criminal we all hate, but trust to run our lives.

#retard

>implying the mail/sun dont suck tory cock

>he thinks 6' isn't a manlet in 2000 + 17.
16 year olds are taller than that these days.
I'm 6^4. Bow before your superior, manlet.

The absolute state of MEGA download limits.

>disgusting bacon sandwich incident

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

If only we knew at the time what we were in for.

You must be very young or a complete fucking mong

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Prove it. Otherwise you'll always remain a tiny squat flabby manlet.

*farts*

Yes it's the equivalent of Trump asking to do a trade deal with Germany instead of the EU 20 times

>manlets coping this hard

(You)

>Junker is deliberately being a cunt to ruin the negotiations
>May realises this is a terrible move and helps Junker out in fucking up.

>tfw perfect 6'
Any taller and back problems become a real possibility, any shorter and you might as well just kill yourself.

Death to the Labour party and anime.

BASED Corbyn.

BBC even ripped the fat nig nog a new arse. She's indefensible you silly cunt.

>tfw perfect 6'
This.

And then if people said "We're fucking leaving and that's that" they'll offer a third referendum

But thanks to this idiocy, all the people who hated Lib Dems over muh uni fees now like them because they have short term memory issues

>>THREAD THEME:
Why not:
youtube.com/watch?v=8QaFxp9uUKg

You going to go full autist again later on when the all encompassing bleak lonely emptiness hits?

Reminder to read Mein Kampf

>PDF:
nationalactionlondon.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/adolf-hitler-mein-kampf-ford-translation.pdf

>Audiobook:
youtube.com/watch?v=6phCHk4UEpw&list=PL6071CE85CCEFF440

>Proxy site for European friends (copypaste youtube link):
proxysite.com/

STOP downloading porn.

since when is there a limit la? then again I only use it for music

Anyone with half a brain, the education and the sensibility would leave the UK and get as far away from the continent as possible. Look at the last Hungarian, Dutch and the French election, % of young people wanting a revolt and the blind insistence that everything is great and that populations are polarizing to huge degrees followed up by the more silent efforts to control all forms which influence public perception.

Australia, New Zealand and the USA are the places to run off to.

lying and emptiness >> uncomfy facial expressions

Literally how is Labour on 28%?

goddam, if only this was a meme I could post around on assbook etc

Seriously why the fuck are the eating habits of MPs news worthy?

>Hey! Look at this person eating! What a fucking loser, eh? Do you want someone who eats FOOD to be your PM?

Because you could paint a fucking turnip red in some of these places and the inbred morons would still vote for it.

Are you a fucking child molester? Weird creepy cunt.

What's with your obsession with black men?

>not posting the superior cap
It's like you're destined to fail

Downloading books my friendo.

You can only download a certain amount every X hours on a free account, which is a pain in the arse because I need to download 11gb of files. Now I have to wait another three hours before continuing on to download more.

Don't forget.