Brit/pol/ - Godess Empress Edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=N65nTEe0u7I
news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
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theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw
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reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/
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forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec
archive.is/TrhTi
paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=282167
youtube.com/watch?v=CwlfPo2eTfg
youtube.com/watch?v=0IcEAe9bh5Y
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Economy_Act_2017
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33578180
youtube.com/watch?v=iCkOAgmQ24M
youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
militarymart.co.uk/british-army-machete.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

OK i'm starting this thread with a blow on the willy-whistle

Peeep

>no links
Disgraceful desu

Where are the links? How am I supposed to know what's going on in the UK?

Vote May for Strong and Stable infertility

Is there anything more loathesome than British Republicans?

Last thread was shit so I couldn't copy the links

youtube.com/watch?v=N65nTEe0u7I

All that matters today.

>Brexit talks could collapse - Juncker walks out on May
news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd

>Theresa May hiding from public, no TV debates, lists public rally as "child's birthday"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
archive.is/d7P47

>MPs ramp up anti-"fake news" campaign = war on free speech
theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/s31xB

>SNP election victory would mandate INDYREF2 in Scotland
reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
archive.is/nZchL

>Farron softens 'hard-Bremain' policy to woo Brexiters
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/
archive.is/SKiKJ

>'Brink of Bankruptcy' is election hyperbole
forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec
archive.is/TrhTi

>Live GE2017 odds : Coalition of Chaos (CoC) @ 10/1
paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=282167

>Diane Abbot proves her intellectual prowess to the British People
youtube.com/watch?v=CwlfPo2eTfg
youtube.com/watch?v=0IcEAe9bh5Y

Vote Labour and accelerate the inevitable collapse of the British infrastructure

>based Mummy May.
>no need to shit links.

This is the best brit/pol/ general yet. Anglo loans will prop up the Irish economy and our heads will be patted.

you've fucked this right up haven't ya

Where is Rimmer dearest?

Haha, anti Brexit link fags BTFO

NEVER

Fuck weeaboos, micks and Bavarians LARPing as Prussians.

Death to Corbynshites

>no links

Disgusting.

British Communists?

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Animeme

wish we had a referendum on this

I sure hope you haven't been pirating without a VPN since the weekend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Economy_Act_2017

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33578180

>Online pirates could face 10 years in jail

Eh, haven't ya eh. Answer me!

astounding

>implying muslims choose to wear a burqa themselves

where on earth could i buy a machete in the uk.
Garden center?

I wonder what % of the population actually likes the area where they live.
Ive lived somewhere I don't like for the past year and a half and .... I don't like it.

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British Anarchists

Made fuck all difference in France though didn't it.

>A bill to make provision about electronic communications infrastructure and services; to provide for restricting access to online pornography; to make provision about protection of intellectual property in connection with electronic communications; to make provision about data-sharing; to make provision about functions of OFCOM in relation to the BBC; to provide for determination by the BBC of age-related TV licence fee concessions; to make provision about the regulation of direct marketing; to make other provision about OFCOM and its functions; and for connected purposes.

Online (not joking)

The inaugural Liverpool City Region mayoral election will be held on 4 May 2017 to elect the Liverpool City Region Combined Authority, subsequent elections will be held May 2020 and then every four years after that. The metro mayor will have control over the whole Liverpool City Region combined authority area which consists of the following local authorities:

Off a retired Gurkha?

>Shariah May

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A referendum on this would be fantastic.

>all those special interests
>normies forced to consider islamification
>at least one happening when a peace loving peaceful person of a peaceful religion drives a truck peacefully into a crowd.

Also a bit sad today. One of my fish died.

anyone else noticing anti-tory shitposting at an all-time high?

Noticing on reddit etc

>ywn sit naked on Diane Abbot's face with your feet in her cupped hands while you push them, pretending that you're riding a unicycle
Why live boys?

>wasting time on pointless things like gay marriage

(You)
>not posting the superior version
youtube.com/watch?v=iCkOAgmQ24M

>people will still vote Tory
fucking reeee their authoritarian attitude to the internet is what pisses me off the most about them.

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The absolute state of Diane Abott today desu
made the top story on ITV 6pm news
LABOUR BTFO

Corbyn for me

Vote Tory or kill yourself.

Someone linked brit/pol/ on reddit a few days back

When the meteor came the dinosaurs cried out impotently or whatever it was that Micahel Moore said.

>Degenerates getting things they want
>Pointless to stop

Fuck off queer.

Everyone is always paranoid about gchq. It's a meme you scaredy cats.

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>ywn vomit all over her face after she tries flirting with you

Life is meaningless.

>mayflies

Honestly it's time to rev up the meme machine and blast out some anti tory memes.

Back to Saudi Arabia with you, Muhammed.

FUCK TORIES

because of
>unpopular policies
>weak leadership propped up by corrupt media
>corrupt political establishment
>dissolution with brexit
>weak power base (=inflated authority)
>tory cuts, tory austerity, northern powerhouse, no snap election
>fat eric pickles the corrupt gets to quit before he's ousted
>fuck the tories
>reasons

Canadian's didn't vote tory... look what happened to us.

Based

Surplus store or site
Get a Golok machete, British army issue, its about ten quid and can hack straight through a mau mau's knees

only a fraction of normies care about gay marridge.
It also gets rid off the remove kebab to save the gays she was pushing before

So the courts can set harsher sentences if the companies decide it's worth spending all that time/money prosecuting pirates?
Oh no.

Does anyone else find Theresa May attrative?

But Tories are scum, lad. I'm only voting for them because Corbyn's such a vag.

This

Only leftists want queer marriage mate, you with I was a muzzie so I could fuck your wife and chop off your head don't you?

I mean yeah, it was dumb of her to actually outright say it, but still.

By far the biggest priority is stopping mass immigration, and the 'muslims hate our progressive values' is the only card we have to allow progressives to allow themselves to vote for anti islamification.

Saying this so close to the election is straight up regarded.

Anybody else have their head in their hands watching Diann Abbot fuck up that interview then continue to fuck up on the daily politics?

Really makes you hopeful for the state of the opposition

absolutely not

REV UP THE ENGINES BOYS

They were right back then,
And they're right today,
So on the 8th of June,
VOTE FOR MAY.

>Giving a shit about vague standards of state issued papers when you are genocided

reminder the tory party is the only achievable way we will get any sort of brexit

Yes, and I'll never know why

Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?

>Not remembering this from 2 years ago

>“[I]n our country, do we want to allow a means of communication between people which we cannot read?”, the prime minister asked rhetorically.

>So the courts can set harsher sentences if the companies decide it's worth spending all that time/money prosecuting pirates?

You mean the same people that lobbied for it in the first place? How thick are you?

>this triggers the fedora tipper

youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY

WHAT DID Sup Forums MEAN BY THIS?

It's not about the papers. I don't give a shit who marries, I'd abolish the whole fucking system if it was up to me - I only care that queers want it.

>those typos
I see britpol was no better in print format back in the day.

Die Fahne schwebt mir weiß und schwarz voran

militarymart.co.uk/british-army-machete.html
this one lad

Please go Mohammed

most womyn in politics are useless. They just do the bidding of (((them)))

Nah

Hey WN, how do you know when my Dads birthday is?

daß für die Freiheit meine Väter starben,

She's very attractive.

He...
kiddo.

>implying you're not a fat ugly neckbeard manlet that reeks of shit

What did he mean by this?

I fucking hate Diane, but by god it's great how she constantly delivers when it comes to cringe interviews
You've got to admire it really

Whiter than you by a country mile I guarantee it. Go back to wishing you could import more bulls and get fucked by them.

If you need any advice sorting your lives out lads, I'm here to help.

If I'm not qualified to speak, I won't. But if I am, follow my advice to the letter, and you will get better!

So then, who wants to take a seat?

Legitimately could have used this in the garden today. Fucking rhodendrons.

Next task is getting the stumps up. Short of dynamiting the bastards I am not sure how I'll do it.

>C O P E

das deuten, merkt es, meine Farben an

how 4channers can vote for the party that snatches their internet from them is beyond me.

Das deuten, merkt es, meine Farben an!

How do you explain Diane Abbott?

How much did Tories pay Labour to nuke its remaining chances?

>Noticing on reddit etc
You have to go back and stay there

Nie werd ich bang verzagen