/ptg/ President Trump General - The Twist Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Face The Nation 4/30/17
youtu.be/t55wTLHwGZE
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #14 4/28/17
youtu.be/u7oOmkXYznU
>Pres Trump Rally @ Harrisburg, PA 4/29/17
youtu.be/y9viYq9Z3U4
>VP Pence @ USS Indiana Christening 4/29/17
youtu.be/-jtmzlLz_2M
>Pres Trump signs EO establishing Office of Trade and Mfg 4/29/17
youtu.be/28Blqw7_-lQ
>Pres Trump interview w/Martha Maccallum 4/28/17
youtu.be/8NqMJq6nR_8
>FLotUS Melania visits sick kids @ Bunny Melon Healen Garden 4/28/17
youtu.be/s6mOS3mZK9E
>Pres Trump @ NRA 4/28/17
youtu.be/0jD-3jp-HUQ
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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MOVEMENT

FUCK NEOCON DON

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Can Hillary just fuck off already?

>Trump didn't even have to negotiate
>Democrats actually signed something without reading it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You guys should really check out the latest issue of New York Magazine.

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I had forgotten just how insane the left became right after the election.

I've been away for about a week. What have I missed?

proof for this?

We'll see.

Nushills make me miss Applied Memetics desu.

well it is pelosi...

try again next time

Awoof~

So how can Trump use the funding for the wall? I trust Trump and will laugh hysterically if it works. It would make sense for why Mike said 'we couldn't be happier'.

Which ones?

>became

I AM THE MILK MAN

IF YOU MAKE A THREAD: I'LL SPAM WITH DRUMPF

IF YOU POST A LINK: I'LL CALL IT BUNK

IF YOU ARGUE BACK: I'LL JEWS AND BUMP

I AM THE MILK MAN

YOUR THREAD BELONGS TO NO ONE, BUT ME

>dems says new budget has no border wall
>trump says it does

THE

END

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Do not reply to freedomwork shills
they are whats flooding this board
yes theres still shareblue shills
but freedomwork is shilling harder.

>I think they'll go back and check their papers
10:00 time stamp
THE FUCKING MADMAN, WE'RE GETTING A WALL BOYS
youtube.com/watch?v=uU_PP-ZiRNE

-Drumpf doesn't know the civil war started 15 years after Andrew Jackson died
-made a retarded budget
-no wall
-probably a better goy than Hillary at this point

The longer she's around the better. The Democrat base loathes her. Not only did she fuck over Bernie, she lost to Trump. Her continuing to give the appearance like she has influence over the party (and she does, Tom Perez) is only a good thing for us.

I don't want that. I want her to run and lose again, and again, and again.

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No guys I swear this is the time Trump loses in the end!

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>Not Spicer theme

Really weak shit. Their only hope is volume.

Which is funny because when they had assumed Hill would win, they kept saying
>Oh, I hope people join together and accept the results of the election =^)

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TUESDAY SCHEDULE

TODAY

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR TUESDAY, MAY 2, 2017

publicpool.kinja.com/subject-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-tuesday-1794820852

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then participate in the departure ceremony for Lt. Col. Wesley Spurlock, USAF. Later in the morning, The President will* *participate in the U.S. Air Force Academy Commander-in-Chief trophy presentation. In the afternoon, the President will speak with President Vladimir Putin of Russia by telephone. The President will then meet with National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster.

10:30AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing

11:00AM THE PRESIDENT participates in the departure ceremony for Lt. Col. Wesley Spurlock, USAF

11:30AM THE PRESIDENT participates in the U.S. Air Force Academy Commander-in-Chief trophy presentation

12:30PM THE PRESIDENT speaks with President Vladimir Putin of Russia by telephone

5:30PM THE PRESIDENT meets with National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster

Briefing Schedule

* 1:30PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer*

hahahaha

Shills are kind of funny, actually.

Word choice I'm assuming
Or Dems are so stupid they didn't read any of it

Anyone else seeing the live Shillary interview on TV?


Why the fuck does she always look like she on drugs. fuck. she look so creepy

>freedomwork
Why is someone pushing this meme? Everyone here is doing it or free because they are so drastically misguided.

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Guys

How the fuck is Trump supposed to win when Colbert talks shit about Trump every night and his clips on Youtube gets millions of views due to Youtube algorithm?

please let us research defense nukes president rump!

Trump said there's funding for the wall in the bill

Dems say NUH UH. It'd be a really strange thing for Trump to brazenly lie about. What possible gain could he have from lying about that if there isn't funding? That's all downside.

I guess we'll see :^)

Do you have that serial killer from Sup Forums's victims? Did they catch that guy yet?

democrats are fucking nutters
But thats the demographic they went for, niggers & spics & nuts

Three things that seriously sucked until they became ironic and beloved parts of this general culture

> HillPepes
> nuHillPepes
> Joe concern song posting
> fluffy and his pack

Because she is. Clotposting is not just a meme

what is that pic referring too?

>They've resorted to screaming 4d chess and freedomworks incoherently in an attempt to bamboozle us
They're just pathetic

>the Budget will decide your fate

>I am the Budget

>I LOST BECAUSE OF MISOGYNY AND SEXISM
AHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyone where the background looks like it was originally 4x4 pic blown up a thousand times will do.

THE SPICING IS COMING!
>123793148
MODS!

sure freedomwork shill

Scat post is our new Chem or their weak attempt?

>TRUMP SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED THE DEMS INTO FUNDING PP, ACA AND SANCTUARY CITIES

>HAHAH SHAREBLUE BTFO

nice

This is now the response you get when you ask one of the redittors here if they trust Trump:

Holy fucking shit English teacher, I'd hate to be around when someone asks you what pizza toppings they should
order

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So there's wall money now? What did I miss in the last ~3 hours?

Probably the language of the bill. As portal poster, the language might have been something like

>can't use funding for new border wall
With the operative word being "new". He can expand the existing one that already exists under Federal law.

This will be an amazing briefing if it's true. If he's talking about it, it already passed the senate then, right?

>/ptg/ was just a shitflinging contest between Freedomworks and CTR the whole time

Woah.......

The flip is a large part of the songs becoming fun, the new hillpepe artist is pretty damn good and dedicated.

I'm gonna be 100% and say I don't even know what that is.

Yeah, not me this time though. Much nastier than beheadings and maggot corpses.

Yeah, I enjoy watching the Trumpshills bend over backwards to cover the ass of our retarded flip-flopping president

trump says there is
democrats say there isn't

>portal poster
Portugal. I'm sleepy

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Lol colbert uploads 5 video's a day with 300k views average, pjw one a week with 500k. Not to mentiom the daily show, Seth Meyer etc etc Right wing retards can't compete.

Yeah, Republicans are losing the culture war, they always play by the dem rules

man I just want to read the part of the budget that makes Trump right

Who is freedomworks? Rand corp type guys?

Is that the Rove org?

We think trump jewed the dems but no one is sure yet.

I think theirs.
I have a good feeling about. Just check 'em.

Ok my memes are 2 days out of date, what's a freedomworks?

you are the dumbest faggot i have ever seen.

There's still 2020, let's make it happen.

ITS TIME

trump says there's a bit of money for border security, and intends on using it as a down-payment for the wall.

democrats are saying he's full of shit, and that theres no money for a wall of any kind.

THE WALL IS KICKING INTO GEAR

Without further to do

Is she having a stroke?

THE SPICE TRADE IS OPEN

There are 1600 pages of it for some reason. So if someone posts it, good luck to toy

I enjoy watching the operatives of a dying regional party try to spin wins into existence for themselves.

I get banned for 3 days for posting about iced coffee

And these literal shit posters don't get banned?
I keep reporting each post and NOTHING happens

FUCK YOU MODS!
DO YOUR JOB!

>implying the Civil War wasn't brewing for decades and Jackson saw the writing on the wall but was too old for that shit
>implying Trump didn't hoodwink the Dems and fund the wall
>implying Trump isn't cutting defense expenditures to israel

Yup, the Rats better check their notes !!!!

>Local DQ
>All the female employees are qt white girls despite the place being right next to a massive section 8 hub
>Place gets closed down and renovated for a while
>Finally opens back up
>All employees are fucking niggers
>My or blizzard was already starting to melt when I got it and there was hardly any actual Oreo chunks in it
How do you fuck up ice cream?

>KELLY AND MULVANEY
FUCKING SPICE TIME

I wonder- do the redditors who came here in 2015 and 2016, when they are unironically attacking old/pol/, ever realize how much they sound like the illegal immigrants who snuck over the border a few years ago and now say THEY ARE THE --REAL-- AMERICANS, and it's the people whose families have been here for hundreds of years who are the bigots that don't represent American values?

>This is the fucking channel whose existence is dependent on being broadcast in most hotel lobbies, airports, and SJW university student unions in Burgerland
>so, thankfully, they aren't really 'watched' and mostly ignored
>unfortunately, (((CNN))) still exists

I'D RATHER THEY JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY, ALONG WITH THAT KIKE JEFF ZUCKER

APPEAL TO LORD KEK TO MAKE IT SO, GUISE

Wait...so there is funding for the wall?

Hmm. I have faith

She can stroke my cock if you know what I mean

OH OH Dick Armey and the Rove guys at Citizens for a Sound Economy. Those guys are nuts. They were running attack ads about pandas having sex with Clinton. Good stuff.

o youtu.be/xn6f8Gk5bHc

Let me guess, im freedomworks?

It's the Kuru.