>MP Diane Abbot will pay 10,000 police officers £30 a year
news.sky.com
>£1bn nuclear attack submarine HMS Audacious launched
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
>PM cannot 'bark instructions' at EU leaders, says Nick Clegg
news.sky.com
>Theresa May says she'll be 'bloody difficult' to Juncker
bbc.co.uk
**Voting intentions** - ICM/ The Guardian
Con- 47% Lab -28% UKIP- 8% Lib Dem- 8% (Nobody cares about the others)
(BONUS) - >Margaret Thatchers opinion about Europe -
youtube.com
>Theresa May says she'll be 'bloody difficult' to Juncker
lol business as usual in uk politics.
who else /lonely/ here
Being a tough turd to shit is in our nature.
How are all of you retards being conned into voting Tory? It's UKIP/BNP or nothing.
Do the BNp even exist anymore?
Idk, not in my constituency at least
I may be lonely, but at least I'm not an animefag
Stop shilling on every board you pillocks
Get a bf. Stopped me being lonely.
>a girl
fuck off
We need a new natsoc movement. What's the point of ukip now?
alright mate no need to be a cunt
no
No. Vote strategically.
Only vote UKIP if ;
a) They have a chance of unseating anyone but Tory.
or b) If it's a safe non-UKIP seat, to increase the popular vote, and to let the tories know they can't be too centrist.
>uncomfy thread opening
Does being lonely really matter to you?
cant vote UKIP in Scotland
t. proud Tory voter
agreed
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Tories poll better than UKIP in both Wales and the North so why would you vote for them there?
You recon the Queen likes Theresa May lads?
fuck off theresa
well, not exactly, I think it just adds to my depression
I am if you are a chic
Here is my pic
It was condensed down from the original, pic related.
>that face
Liz can smell the haggis
My hobbies are listening, long walks on the beach at dusk, holding hands and sharing my money.
That wasn't really my pic above, I'm just shy.
This is my real pic, baby
Fuck off May
I think a 30ft tall statue should be made of Nigel and i'd love him to win, but we have Paul Nuthall who is not even getting 10% in the polls anymore. At least May will deliver Brexit and increase defence spending and limit migration (unless she mugs us off like she did as home office). Just let UKIP die unless Nigel returns
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She was powerless in the home office tho. George Osborne (who she hates) forced through immigration from NON-EUROPEAN countries to boost GDP by flooding the market with cheap labour. We could never limit EU migration in the EU.
Now he's the editor of the Evening Standard. He's going to savage may desu. Least you lads can do to ensure Brexit is vote Tory this once to give May a strong majority so she isn't cucked by LibLab SNPGreens
Well a good way of combating depression are: A decent diet, regular exercise, A sense of purpose - i.e a job you enjoy, social interaction - again, at a job, and companionship.
Go do it.
More Mogg.
Excellent choice for a general.
It's gonna happen lads. You know it.
OUR CENSORS HATE JAPAN AND THEY HATE ANIME.
ONE HUNDRED BILLION - NEW BREXIT BILL
Only when I think about it haha
Is anyone else watching Austin powers right now?
How Dr evil can they be?
Can we meme theme into suicide for this?
>EU's largest single market
>Slow lumbering EU is never going to be able to organise new trade deals fast enough to recover the lost income.
>Mediterranean economies head for a complete economic capitulation
>Anti-EU sentiment there is at an all time high
>EU dies anyway
>HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's almost sad really. Do they really feel in charge?
THEY CAN'T STOP MY ERECTIONS
LAB will win and the Tory ELITE WILL RUN look at Flights out the UK !
AUGUST is the next flight !
Labour will resell the tax dodging rich cunts LONDON TOP HOMES too China Blokes !
>tfw her negotiating tactic is acting like an autistic retard for two years
this can't end well
So they can't afford to have us leave so they're trying to demand shitloads of cash and then pretend it's punishment for us leaving?
I can't wait for libtards to say that this bill is a sign that we need to stay
Any updates on the milkman?
This article by Peter Hitchens is interesting desu.
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk
>It was completely coherent, delivered fluently without notes by a man who obviously still writes his own speeches and understands what he is saying. Every statement in it obviously resulted from a long and considered examination of the subject, and he could have defended every assertion if he had had to. This was itself a refreshing change from most modern political speeches, crafted by professional experts in blandness, rehearsed and spoken by the ‘leader’ (what a horrible term this is) more for effect than for edification. I simply don’t think any of his rivals could have done this, not because they’re stupid or bad speakers, but because they don’t actually have coherent political positions.
I have just got a new Money Tin Box an just bashed some in £2 an new fivers .
will open Xmas ~!
We all know Jezza is a proper political brain with principled ideas. it's just that he's on completely the wrong bus
Me. Want to start a family. No way of meeting women.
However
I've been really into female POV porn now because i fantasize about being a woman and how easy life would be if i were. Getting into this type of porn made me realise that i want to get seriously fit, as trying to imagine my flab wobbling around while getting fucked would be really disgusting thinking about it.
Starting gym tomorrow.
en.wikipedia.org
>Underage don't remember The Dearing Report
>In May 1996, Conservative Prime Minister John Major commissioned an inquiry, led by Sir Ron Dearing, into the funding of British higher education over the next 20 years.[2][note 1] Published on 23 July 1997, the Dearing report made 93 recommendations.[3][4] It estimated additional funding of almost £2 billion would be needed over the next 20 years, including £350 million in 1998-9 and £565 million in 1999-2000, in order to expand student enrolment, provide more support for part-time students and ensure an adequate infrastructure
>Late in 2002 Lady Thatcher came to Hampshire to speak at a dinner for me. Taking her round at the reception one of the guests asked her what was her greatest achievement. She replied, "Tony Blair and New Labour.
Shame the rest of his shadow cabinet are idiots
Make sure you sort out your diet
Count your calories and get 1 gram of protein for every lb of lean body weight
How about some melon bread potato-kun?
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gay
Listen I am voting lab , an not to upset. I think its right , Basically we Need a change !
I Respect you lads here !
I am going to sleep now, I am a tired Karen. Night potato-kun and Anglo-senpai
>1 gram of protein for every lb of lean body weight
You don’t really need that much unless you’re roiding desu. 0.7 is the ratio I think.
I think Anglo-senpai is in the other thread, good night Karenposter.
n-night
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Take care Labour voters lel Nite !
this
gonna laugh at you Bongs for trusting the establishment that landed you in this situation in the first place, rolling for more enrichment and skullduggery
God, the Duke looks like a fucking zombie.
A-Anglo-senpai? Arigato for the headpat. . .
And a good night to you too, Labour-kun.
n-no problem
he is a nonagenarian tbf
Never Lib Dem to ensure Brexit success desu
Tories with a few Labour or UKIP in very specific circumstances
Yeah I know, and I love him. He's one of my fav Royals. Just don't want him to die desu :(
>Children left over from Brexit/pol/ and The_Donald actually thought UkIP are a smart vote
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahhhiohohohoho
Sorry, it's rude to make fun of the mentally handicapped.
It's time to grow up user, put your toys away, stop playing video games and go find a job with potential to lead to a lower-middle management job in 15 years.
Just put your X next to tory like a good boy and stop LARPing.
At least you're not as bad as the Labour/SNP socialists I suppose.
N-night.
Friendly reminder: Theresa May is unlikely to win in her own constituency of Maidenhead because she gave the green light to Heathrow's third runway meaning half the locals will be evicted and the other half will suffer from increase in noise and pollution.
This will cause a constitutional crisis where the Tories will get a majority but their own leader won't be elected so they will need to vote for a new one who will the be stuck with Theresa May's manifesto and will probably call another GE within a year.
Night potato-kun, don't let the ANGLO-BUGS bite
> ANGLO-BUGS
Don't worry, I have a plate of tunnocks teacakes and a pint of warm beer to keep their beady eyes away from my veins.
>tfw in conservative safe seat
Not a pleb in sight.
Ah fair enough. I forget you kind of have to assume any weightlifting info you're reading online expects you to be on something
>the potato-kun knows of Anglo weaknesses
>Conservative Theresa May 35,453 65.8 +6.4
>Labour Charlie Smith 6,394 11.9 +4.8
>Liberal Democrat Tony Hill 5,337 9.9 −18.3
Dude
>tfw*
>2017 >believing any party is the "right choice"
You could get a bunch of random people off the street and put them in parliament and they do the same if not better job. Everything in this country is decided and ran by the civil servants, MPs are just puppets.
Never underestimate the A N G L O.
Night!
what are they even doing at this point
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Yeah those numbers were from the time when she was promising not to give Heathrow 3 the go ahead.
'bedroom tax'
I think you need to look up the definition of tax. HMRC isn't taking money from anyone based on the number of bedrooms in their house.
Begin purchasing firearms.
Threadly reminder to vote Labour like based triplord WN tells you.
wtf she is diabetic she can't be eating chips
this lunatic will put a photo op ahead of her own health, we can't trust her with the government at such a sensitive moment
this is a dark path you are starting down
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Holy shit the haggis monkey looks like a fucking waxwork in this one. Didn't spot her at first sort of like how you don't notice furniture until you're really looking for it.
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Well, it is essentially a tax because people who depend on housing benefits are in the tax allowance bracket, so when you cut money that is given to them you are essentially cancelling that out and taxing them.
F
As bad as the bacon sarnie?
Why does such a seemingly intelligent principled person surround himself with complete and utter retards like Diane Abbot? Also that farming shadow minister that is a fucking vegan.
Super cuck or stupid cuck?
what happens if we don't pay?
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>hands full
did someone put a chip in her mouth for her?
No, it means their benefits have been cut. A sensible measure introduced by a Labour government for people living in houses with bedrooms they don't need. Why should the taxpayer pay for unused bedrooms?
How old are you? Is this your first election? Because 30k swings don't happen.